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Tournament XI and Individual Awards
Criteria: players eliminated in the first round or constantly changing hands are severely handicapped, it's about consistency of performance and contribution to their sides.
Banks (KM): Messi aside, it was Banks bailing KMs side out as it constantly changed midfield and defensive setups and personnel, sometimes even 5 minutes into a game.
Cafú (Stobzilla): Another defence that kept getting reshuffled, but not Cafú who consistently and effectively provided width to a team packed with midfield creation.
Charles (Cutch): A mainstay for the runners-up, the Gentle Giant kept some of the greatest forwards in his pocket and managed to keep Eyzaguirre's rubbishness papered-over until the final.
Nesta (DanNistelrooy): In a team with such an awesome frontline, many expected (or hoped, if a rival manager) to find an eye-glaring weakness at the back. And then they saw Nesta and McGrath.
Facchetti (Antohan): His MotM award in the final was no surprise to those who followed his performances over the course of the tournament. Much like Cafú, he owned his flank, allowing his team to change personnel and playing style as it evolved.
Di Stéfano (Brwned): Maradona picks himself in his favoured role, but it would be a travesty for Don Alfredo not to make it. The allfielder was the fulcrum for one of the best sides in the competition, and for Cutch once he claimed that scalp. MotM in some of the most memorable battles of the tournament: EDogen vs. Brwned, Brwned vs. Cutch, Cutch vs. Dan (dubbed, "the battle of the wings", it was Don Alfredo tipping the balance through the middle).
Rijkaard (Antohan): His manager nailed his colours on the mast early on: "We are not beating anyone upfront starting from 13th, so we will build a solid foundation, ride our luck, and hope we can pick up a proper Argie and Brazilian later on". The responsibility for making it feasible fell on Laudrup's and Rijkaard's shoulders. The Dutchman turned in some of the best individual tournament performances ever, as he amputated the creative engine out of sides containing Platini, Pelé and Maradona.
Maradona (thisistheone): Odd defensive setups, random fullback choices, midfielders constantly out of position, mood swings over who to play upfront... Maradona single-handedly carried his side to the semis and came agonisingly close to booking a place in the final. He then joined the side that had waited for him all along and delivered the goods. Awesome.
Cristiano Ronaldo (Dan Nistelrooy): His side kept experimenting in midfield with one thing clear in their minds: "the 2Rs will pull us through anyway". Rival teams consistently started games one goal down, a real cal?amity at this level. An incredible midweek headed goal kept his side in the semi despite Yaya Toure playing at RB. By the final showdown, muppet overdrive kept the game see-sawing, prompting investigations on irrational gambling patterns.
George Best (Cutch): Several managers pulled their hairs out when they saw the Belfast Boy join Team Cutch, and rightly so. The wing wizard tore defences apart mercilessly throughout the tournament and was the key reason for Team Cutch to land the Golden Boot.
Pelé (NM): Pelé's performance was remarkable. In a team that packed significant firepower, he became the creative fulcrum. Then at one with significant creativity but limited firepower, he moved upfront and delivered to the same out-of-this-world standards. A beast, the best and most complete forward ever, and we got to see every aspect of it.
Golden Ball: Diego Maradona (thisistheone)
Golden Boot: Marco van Basten (Cutch) - 7 goals
Criteria: players eliminated in the first round or constantly changing hands are severely handicapped, it's about consistency of performance and contribution to their sides.
Banks (KM): Messi aside, it was Banks bailing KMs side out as it constantly changed midfield and defensive setups and personnel, sometimes even 5 minutes into a game.
Cafú (Stobzilla): Another defence that kept getting reshuffled, but not Cafú who consistently and effectively provided width to a team packed with midfield creation.
Charles (Cutch): A mainstay for the runners-up, the Gentle Giant kept some of the greatest forwards in his pocket and managed to keep Eyzaguirre's rubbishness papered-over until the final.
Nesta (DanNistelrooy): In a team with such an awesome frontline, many expected (or hoped, if a rival manager) to find an eye-glaring weakness at the back. And then they saw Nesta and McGrath.
Facchetti (Antohan): His MotM award in the final was no surprise to those who followed his performances over the course of the tournament. Much like Cafú, he owned his flank, allowing his team to change personnel and playing style as it evolved.
Di Stéfano (Brwned): Maradona picks himself in his favoured role, but it would be a travesty for Don Alfredo not to make it. The allfielder was the fulcrum for one of the best sides in the competition, and for Cutch once he claimed that scalp. MotM in some of the most memorable battles of the tournament: EDogen vs. Brwned, Brwned vs. Cutch, Cutch vs. Dan (dubbed, "the battle of the wings", it was Don Alfredo tipping the balance through the middle).
Rijkaard (Antohan): His manager nailed his colours on the mast early on: "We are not beating anyone upfront starting from 13th, so we will build a solid foundation, ride our luck, and hope we can pick up a proper Argie and Brazilian later on". The responsibility for making it feasible fell on Laudrup's and Rijkaard's shoulders. The Dutchman turned in some of the best individual tournament performances ever, as he amputated the creative engine out of sides containing Platini, Pelé and Maradona.
Maradona (thisistheone): Odd defensive setups, random fullback choices, midfielders constantly out of position, mood swings over who to play upfront... Maradona single-handedly carried his side to the semis and came agonisingly close to booking a place in the final. He then joined the side that had waited for him all along and delivered the goods. Awesome.
Cristiano Ronaldo (Dan Nistelrooy): His side kept experimenting in midfield with one thing clear in their minds: "the 2Rs will pull us through anyway". Rival teams consistently started games one goal down, a real cal?amity at this level. An incredible midweek headed goal kept his side in the semi despite Yaya Toure playing at RB. By the final showdown, muppet overdrive kept the game see-sawing, prompting investigations on irrational gambling patterns.
George Best (Cutch): Several managers pulled their hairs out when they saw the Belfast Boy join Team Cutch, and rightly so. The wing wizard tore defences apart mercilessly throughout the tournament and was the key reason for Team Cutch to land the Golden Boot.
Pelé (NM): Pelé's performance was remarkable. In a team that packed significant firepower, he became the creative fulcrum. Then at one with significant creativity but limited firepower, he moved upfront and delivered to the same out-of-this-world standards. A beast, the best and most complete forward ever, and we got to see every aspect of it.
Golden Ball: Diego Maradona (thisistheone)
Golden Boot: Marco van Basten (Cutch) - 7 goals