Alexis Sanchez | Done deal

[TsuWave]

same newspaper. £350K then £450K now its £600K

 

[K2K]

Done until injured - Signed it when he was injured, ruled him out for City but the Basques showed faith in him and bumped his fee up

Goodness gracious.

We know everyone wants to play for Pep.

We thought we had gotten over the Ballague and Pep lovefest . Now this.

Your obsession with Pep is borderline scary. Can't it wait another day?

Let us have our day in the Sun.

 

[Stan Jefferson]

Why is that Fcbarca guy in this thread. Shew him away, party pooper he is.Take him to the bluemoon thread where he can share his gloom and delusions with other compatriots.

Its a Guardiola thing, I'm just surprised he's not been in here more to be honest.

 

[midnightmare]

Wouldn't it be great if somehow City stumbled and Sanchez propelled us to the league? fecking hell, the meltdown across the planet would be insane.

Remember that horse SAF mentioned who just collapsed before the finish line in the Grand National? May I wish a Devon Loch on City, Pep and Bluemoon and all who sail in her. For that you can give me all the ridiculous banners you like.

I have been wishing a Devon Loch on them for ages. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch and manager either now, could it? Cnuts would deserve every bit of ridicule. "I'd love it"

 

[EyeInTheSky]

Nevermind Sanchez, that is the whitest woman I have ever seen in my lift.

you a lift attendant?

 

[JezChan]

same newspaper. £350K then £450K now its £600K

Stay classy

 

[F1D]

If we continue to wait, Alexis would have to be paid the GDP of a third world country

 

[FCBarca]

Wrong, he got injured in March and was due back for the summer. City and Pep still wanted him until he signed the new contract.

He was still injured at the time of extending the contract he already had signed from the summer below

 

[el3mel]

same newspaper. £350K then £450K now its £600K

With each day his wage increase.

Announce it today before his salary reaches 1m a week by Friday.

 

[Nick7]

Factually & actually, you are wrong. Aymeric injured his knee after being linked to a deal with City in 2016, then Bilbao extended his contract & bumped his terms & buyout fee after having already done that the season before. City never came back in for him

This is too easy, it was a broken leg/ankle not knee.

Edit: lmao quick edit.

 

[Ban]

Ffs stop answering him..

 

[Adcuth]

They do the work permits in Liverpool - looks like this is the nearest one to Manchester.

https://www.gov.uk/ukvi-premium-service-centres/find-a-premium-service-centre

Its Old Hall Street if anyone's in the area. He'll probably arrive via the underground car park off Union street though.

feck I used to work opposite that. It's the new passport office.

 

[el3mel]

The "ignore" option, guys. Don't forget it and most of your problems will be solved.

 

[Slops]

#alexIN

#Sanche7 I reckon.

And all the marketing material will say SANCHEZ in white, but the bit of the Z that looks like a 7 will be in red. Or vice versa.

It writes itself, and we do know Manchester United love crowbarring numbers where they just barely fit.

 

[Fridge chutney]

this has gone too far now. The papers need to be fecking done for libel and defamation of character (yes I watched LA law)



He has come out against the BS stories from the gutter press who are being paid by someone with an interest in devaluing our club.

@TheReligion your a copper ain't ya?? Do something about it man!!

The sun is scum

 

[United Pro]

If he's back at Carrington must of already sorted it early this morning.

I'm not entirely sure how quickly work permits can be sorted out, but presumably it takes more than just Sanchez turning up at an office with the relevant documents?

 

[BarstoolProphet]

#AlexIsUnited

 

[Hawks2008]

Pogba's announcement hashtag was #Pogback. Wonder what Sanchez's will be?

#Alexit

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Nice to see a Barca fan fighting City's corner in this thread.

He showed up? Took him long. Someone has to, other than you, of course.

 

[Macern]

Pogba's announcement hashtag was #Pogback. Wonder what Sanchez's will be?

#ANNOUNCHEZ #48

 

[Adcuth]

This is my first ever and could probably be the last ever post. In fact, this thread has been so brilliant, I felt compelled to have my say in order to keep up the muppetry in summer.

Next summer, we should try to hammer further blows to Arsenal and, for the first time since 1964, cause a move from Liverpool to United.

We should sign Oezil and Wilshere, as they are both gonna be free agent soon and put them on the bench. From Liverpool, we should sign Emre Can, who will be free agent soon too. Then we should sign Sergej Milinkovic-Savic(SMS) and Keiran Tierney paying actual transfer fees. We should bring back Andreas Pereira and will most probably get rid of Fellaini, finally(SMS and Can are tall enough to replace his height). We should also sell Mata and Herrera to Valencia/Sevilla and Smalling to somewhere obscure.

The first XI will be the following:

--Martial-----Lukaku-----Alexis--

------Pogba--------------SMS-----

----------------Matic---------------

Shaw------Rojo-----Bailey---Tony

----------------DDG----------------

The 2nd XI will be the following:

---Lingard-----Rashford-----Oezil---

------Andreas-----------Wilshere----

-------------------Can----------------

Tierney----Jones---Lindelof---Young

----------------Romero---------------

For monitoring each movement during each of the 5 signings, I mentioned above, we can use this drone(cheap from Lidl Germany, don't know if it's available in the UK).

You're right, this probably will be your last post

 

[Slops]

I have a mate who works in the passport office in Liverpool. Liverpool fan though, so probably not going to James Bond the situation like our two heroic posters yesterday.

 

[K2K]

Ffs stop answering him..

Yes please.

If we stopped entertaining people like him and Ballague, we would be so much better of.

This has been a great thread. Lets not ruin that.

 

[strandty]

#AlexIsUnited

Can see this being used...

 

[harshad]

Ffs announce already. Need to get back to work

 

[Rozay]

Him and Jesse need to have a milky-rock challenge.

 

[GaryLifo]

Fergie: "Shine yer windows pal?"

 

[KM]

It's going to be #Sanche7 I think.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

The "ignore" option, guys. Don't forget it and most of your problems will be solved.

Could do. But then again, what is the fun of it, you can't read crap he is writting, and you miss all the fun! Just skip his posts after you read it, and you move to next post.

 

[Fridge chutney]

FCBarca would look in his own loved ones eyes and lie to them if it was to defend Pep

There's a 25% chance he's actually Guillen Ballague.

 

[M4YON]

I'm not entirely sure how quickly work permits can be sorted out, but presumably it takes more than just Sanchez turning up at an office with the relevant documents?

Shouldn't be overly complex its not like he's applying for a new permit just a change on his current permit.

 

[el3mel]

Could do. But then again, what is the fun of it, you can't read crap he is writting, and you miss all the fun! Just skip his posts after you read it, and you move to next post.

You can always hit "show ignored content" if you want to laugh at something.

 

[Micky Targaryen]

#ANNOUNCHEZ #48

I think the most likely one will be #AlexIsUnited , as someone mentioned above.

Yeah.. if this keeps dragging on, we might as well give Sanchez no.48

 

[Macern]

#Sanche7 I reckon.

And all the marketing material will say SANCHEZ in white, but the bit of the Z that looks like a 7 will be in red. Or vice versa.

It writes itself, and we do know Manchester United love crowbarring numbers where they just barely fit.

It's going to be #Sanche7 I think.

Agree with these.

 

[Crackers]

This is too easy, it was a broken leg/ankle not knee.

Edit: lmao quick edit.

Stop feeding him

 

[VanGaalEra]

It's going to be #Sanche7 I think.

Yeah there was that poster who said it would be that with the 7 being red.

 

[Earthquake]

Nevermind Sanchez, that is the whitest woman I have ever seen in my lift.

Never been to Ireland then?

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I have a mate who works in the passport office in Liverpool. Liverpool fan though, so probably not going to James Bond the situation like our two heroic posters yesterday.

Tell him you'll buy him beer! He might do it then... Mercenary..

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

same newspaper. £350K then £450K now its £600K

Will needs to be offering up another snapped jaw here.

 

[Nick7]

Stop feeding him

Ah but it's funny