Cartmen licking tears gif please!
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Cartmen licking tears gif please!
I still can't believe I've managed about 400 posts in one thread in a week. It's insane.
Sanchez really wants 600 pages doesnt he?
I would love to read that second one out loud back to the poster in a silent room.
Oh someone dig that out please!Anyone gotten to the part where they realise that he's going to United for real?
That Bluemoon thread is hilarious. It will be deleted soon though.
I reckon I'll have to ring in sick again tomorrow just to make it seem more genuine
Probably be nursing a sore head anyway when the longest 48hour period in history final comes to an end
That Bluemoon thread is comic gold!
Funny how this BM thread was going on when we were linker at first and now when you scroll to the last 2 pages you see completely different opinions. Hypocrites.
The speed at which they change their minds is brilliant. Unanimously agree he'll be the signing that makes the difference in the CL to the fact that he's past it lol
Can't wait to see Alexis against yeovil town! Should let a few other starters rest and put in the likes of Rash, Herrera and obv Alexis to gel in a bit with the tacts.
I love all the "hidden costs" confirmed on BM, on top of the 15m signing on bonus and a 7.5m "loyalty" bonus every year he is with us
Deal's obviously now costing us Mkhi, plus 45m (as above) plus 500k a week in wages.
Might as well pack it in lads. We're a hollow club (the irony), and this deal will bankrupt us.
Deal's obviously now costing us Mkhi, plus 45m (as above) plus 500k a week in wages.
Might as well pack it in lads. We're a hollow club (the irony), and this deal will bankrupt us.
That's a fun read, the arrogance of some of the posted with a few sensible posts. I think it's a lesson for all not to be too arrogant, as the eggs are probably frying on there faces at the moment.
How do people use a forum with only 10 posts per page? 
I think 40 here, is too small.
I think 40 here, is too small.
Not before they read this thread about themselves and make us laugh even more in response
Yea dunno, I don’t really go in for the legend thing. It’s overdone. Best, Cantona, yes, deservedly immortal. Maybe the legends are crazy, flawed feck ups with seemingly superhuman instincts on the field. Players who inspire awe. I’ll give you this: Ince is no immortal.
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ok here we go;
Probably bollocks, but hope they have and Sanchez tells them to feck off
This is incredibly concerning news.......
fecking lol.
Haha flap flap flap time.
Just because United have contacted Arsenal doesn't mean that Sanchez would willingly go. He's turned down far better clubs in Bayern/PSG to join us, why would he want to go to United? He's more or less guaranteed to win silverware with us this season as well.
Too many flappers on here. Only place he is coming is here.
Arsenal would rather do business with us than Utd or Liverpool. Both direct rivals for their top 4 challenge. We are miles ahead.
As if he would fecked pep over
Probably bollocks, but hope they have and Sanchez tells them to feck off
This is incredibly concerning news.......
fecking lol.
Haha flap flap flap time.
Just because United have contacted Arsenal doesn't mean that Sanchez would willingly go. He's turned down far better clubs in Bayern/PSG to join us, why would he want to go to United? He's more or less guaranteed to win silverware with us this season as well.
Too many flappers on here. Only place he is coming is here.
Arsenal would rather do business with us than Utd or Liverpool. Both direct rivals for their top 4 challenge. We are miles ahead.
As if he would fecked pep over
Oh that felt so good reading
What page do they realise its off?
That Blue Moon thread is pure gold.
Exactly. Ince went to liverpool for ffs
Delusional twats. Despite all your Arab oil money you’re still just a wee club and you always will be.We better do what honourable Manchester clubs do and get fake sponsorships to boost our profits.I love all the "hidden costs" confirmed on BM, on top of the 15m signing on bonus and a 7.5m "loyalty" bonus every year he is with us
Deal's obviously now costing us Mkhi, plus 45m (as above) plus 500k a week in wages.
Might as well pack it in lads. We're a hollow club (the irony), and this deal will bankrupt us.
Just a recap, how many pages did the Vidal thread get to?
Can i change my username by myself? If so, i'd go as Anfield_89. You know what i mean
Turned out City are the ones who took the high moral ground.
Hilarious.
Amazing stuff
According to BM, we're going to need it because once the rest of our players hear what Sanchez is on, they're all going to want increases and Jose is going to lose the dressing room. We might as well shut our doors. Sanchez is the end for our club.
Chuckle
There's not a player in the world would choose United over City these days.
Funny you could actually see Wenger wanting Mkhitaryan as he'd probably get a better tune out of him than Mourinho.. still there's no way Alexis is going to that shithole
The Mkhitaryan part makes me think it's bullshit. Swap deals aren't real.
They are getting giddy on the caf
This has dragged on for way too long. If City somehow screws this up, this will be embarrassing.
Manchester United SNUBBED.
Odd move from them, they face being publicly rejected in favour of their rivals and will come off as desperate when he inevitably signs for City anyway.
so he'll be signing for city in the week then. happens every time hehe
There's not a player in the world would choose United over City these days.
Funny you could actually see Wenger wanting Mkhitaryan as he'd probably get a better tune out of him than Mourinho.. still there's no way Alexis is going to that shithole
The Mkhitaryan part makes me think it's bullshit. Swap deals aren't real.
They are getting giddy on the caf
This has dragged on for way too long. If City somehow screws this up, this will be embarrassing.
Manchester United SNUBBED.
Odd move from them, they face being publicly rejected in favour of their rivals and will come off as desperate when he inevitably signs for City anyway.
so he'll be signing for city in the week then. happens every time hehe
647 pages.
I also want to know so when somebody with patiance here hit that page , please let us know
Who done it better, Juventuz or BM.
You could go in there and suggest a few thread marks would help us muppets greatly
There's even conspiracy theories popping up in there: Goldmine.
'I know for a fact that these two clubs have had secret business meetings in the past and I have no doubt (along with the dippers) that they do so presently. If one can sell to the other instead of us, they will.'
'Has to be this. Especially when you consider that Mourinho used to slag Wenger to f*ck at one point calling him a voyeur. Now Wenger can't wait to do a deal with the rags over us. We have smashed the cosy cartel and they can't deal with it.'
'I know for a fact that these two clubs have had secret business meetings in the past and I have no doubt (along with the dippers) that they do so presently. If one can sell to the other instead of us, they will.'
'Has to be this. Especially when you consider that Mourinho used to slag Wenger to f*ck at one point calling him a voyeur. Now Wenger can't wait to do a deal with the rags over us. We have smashed the cosy cartel and they can't deal with it.'
Hahahah fecking bitters!
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