His name's an anagram of Chilean Ass Zex, so that explains the Mail 'story'.
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Right, but at this point - not a single member of the media had mentioned we were in for him.. so at this point you thought we were in for him?
No, it was all in response to Di Marzio tweet, who if I’m not mistaken, is part of the media.
Yes but it's a Tweet and therefore more meaningful than a mere post.
Straight swap, no additional cash.
Arsenal’s most talented player for a United cast off/misfit. Amazing really
We might also play the fabled "interchangeable, fluid front 3".
When was the last time a straight swap player-for-player with no cash was done between top clubs?
I'd do it with dirty Sanchez for free if it gets this deal announced quicker ffs
Woodward to pull off a schimdfield kind of coup with Norwood tweeting the arrival of Mahrez at Carrington 5 minutes after Sanchez's
Enough of this muppetism
Enough of this muppetism
Unbelievable . I thought it must be a joke!Straight swap, no additional cash.
Arsenal’s most talented player for a United cast off/misfit. Amazing really
Winners want other great players in the team with them. Pogba knows it increases our chances of winning big trophies. Plus Pogba has had a free run at free kicks and not been great so if Sanchez comes in and outperforms him on set pieces - so be it. I don't think either of these guys are Cristiano level of ego. No one is.
I think we're getting confused pal.
This was in reply to someone saying before we were linked to him by anyone (Di Marzio) that we would sign Sanchez. DM gets his info from agent anyway, so his info is only as good as the greedy agent wants to let on!
Nope, reality indeed.
Just don’t tell the Arsenal board or folks down at AFTV...they honestly think this is a great recoup for em LOL
After she agreed Sanchez replied: 'Ok baby see you later? How much would it cost to make love with you?'
When Miss Sobierajska replied it would cost £10,000, Sanchez responded: '£500 each one I can do. Let me know. You can trust us don't worries. We will have fun.
Somehow this part really cracked me up
That DM link says he's earning 505k a week now. A bit of a tabloid scandal has added on an extra 5 grand. Nice.
It's been a fecking mental week for journalism.
It's been a fecking mental week for journalism.
Thats nothing.
The Danny Welbeck stuff was much worse. He went from a guy only in the England team because of who he played for then turned to a player United were foolish to let go to a direct rival. .
Ignore them and their bias. Sad thing is that some of our fans are gullible enough to fall for it.
I agree we are getting the better player but it's not really that simple.
Sanchez is almost out of contract and wants to move. I think we will improve due to this significantly but I also think Arsenal have done well to get a very good player in for a player who was leaving in a few months anyway.
I think Mkhitaryan is an Arsenal kind of player and may flourish in a lower pressure environment. I'm still excited to see Sanchez play for United though. Feels very much like when we signed RVP
That picture of his dogs makes any of his transgressions forgivable though, come on.
If she had Raiola as her agent she’d have got that £10k she was initially looking for.
According to the media, despite both players being the same age Mikhi has massive potential to turn things around and be a success for Arsenal whereas United have taken on a headache and questionable player in Sanchez.
Couldn’t make this up even if you tried.
If (I'm still saying if - it isn't done until it's done) this does go through, it is a sensational bit of business on our part.
We're getting a player who instantly improves us and offloading a player who (despite playing a big part in us getting into the Champions League this season, something people with short memories have forgotten) has only been good in patches and has lost the trust of the manager.
Arsenal are getting a good deal as well. They wanted Mkhi before he came to us and I think he'll suit their style of play.
A straight swap is pretty rare, but this will work out well for everyone.
We're getting a player who instantly improves us and offloading a player who (despite playing a big part in us getting into the Champions League this season, something people with short memories have forgotten) has only been good in patches and has lost the trust of the manager.
Arsenal are getting a good deal as well. They wanted Mkhi before he came to us and I think he'll suit their style of play.
A straight swap is pretty rare, but this will work out well for everyone.
So the guy offers to contribute a thousand quid to her next year's tuition and he's a bad guy
Do. Not. Want.
Those sorts of stories annoy me. The guy offered you £1000 to have sex and you're telling the papers you thought this was a start of a relationship.
£1000 for ten minutes? That girl earns more than Sanchez, I hope they mention this on the Sunday Supplement.
In times like these the bias and the hate for United reels its ugly head. We're signing one of the best if not the best player in the league and its all doom and gloom in the press.
They know United are marching back to the top and the feckers are fuming
They know United are marching back to the top and the feckers are fuming
who gives a rats arse !!!
The way the media has acted because this didn't go the way they wanted is both:
a) disgraceful, and
b) hilarious
a) disgraceful, and
b) hilarious
No wonder he wants 700k/week, these whores ain't cheap.
We're getting Sanchez Unbelievable!
Unbelievable!The Sun: 'The real reason for Sanchez' move to United: sordid addiction to romping with £60,000 per hour model'
If he had Raiola as his agent, she'd have paid him for the striptease.
Hilarious. Jose laughing and Karanka? trying to hold it together.
You guys have put in one hell of an effort into this thread!
Be proud!!
I just can't keep up though.
Be proud!!
I just can't keep up though.
I'm tired of reading this stuff it's bollocks.
Sanchez is on a free in 4 months, we could sign him for nothing but instead we're giving them a player worth around the £30m to take him now. Its not like we're swapping like for like, Arsenal will get nothing in 4 months yet they're getting a player Wenger has wanted for a few years.
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