Nope, our medical team have the night off so it's probably happening tomorrow.
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Good ol' Howard Nurse.
Same thing.
Holy crap!The top reply under that tweet is fecking magical
Simon Stone just wished he was working for Daily Mail instead. Must be hard for him to not completely make up stuff every day because of who his employer is.
Now that we're talking about swap deals: Stone for Ornstein anyone? Gonna miss Orny after this saga.
Surely you could see by the size of his nose he's prone to telling a few pokies.
lets make it a swap deal for Ronaldo, Ronaldo for De Gea who is in fact Darmian
no, no no no, and no!Did I say no?
This reminds me of Dragon Ball Z where Frieza was constantly saying Namek was going to blow up in 5 minutes over the course of 20 episodes.
We're actually swapping Mkhitaryan for Alexis Sanchez, and Sanchez is just a month older. Unbelievable really.
We get their best fighter, they get our worst spineless coward in return.
Manchester United and Arsenal in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.
It's like osmosis. An inevitable transfer across a porous barrier that restores the natural order.
Manchester United and Arsenal in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.
It's like osmosis. An inevitable transfer across a porous barrier that restores the natural order.
Deal of the century
Bit OTT
Relax and enjoy, ffs. We manage to pull one heck of a deal.
A straight fecking swap!!!
I believe you made it quite clear.
Did I say no?
Serious hat on - I reckon this “straight swap” equates to us balancing the deal by sorting out Mkhitaryan’s financial demands.
You've been waiting a while to post that image haven't you
Ozil is still there for the taking
Mental deal really, and it'll still be spun by the media to make us look bad, which is quite impressive in a way.
We’re swapping Mkhi for Sánchez not arsed about contact length. That is scandalous.
not arsed about contact length. That is scandalous.You've been waiting a while to post that image haven't you
Next up, Sweepstake on the next Arsenal player to join United
You can tell that Orny gets this stuff from Raiola as he's presenting it as a deal for Mkhitaryan with Sanchez the makeweight
Works for me though!
Works for me though!
I'am relaxed, I'd just like to see it official, that is all
Almost there.
Ozil is still there for the taking
Ooh forgot about that
Hopefully he doesn't sign a new contract now.
That or he's given them a revenue increase of 10% from the amount he's bought.You've been waiting a while to post that image haven't you
Could be worse, you might have been supporting ArsI had a bad day today.. Had a huge argument with the missus, broke a desk in anger (anyone has an idea how to fix a hole in a wooden desk) and on top of that they give me another tag.
Ffs.
It's an absolute mad deal. Brilliant work.
I thought swaps never happen in football?
What happened football einsteins?
What happened football einsteins?
I would have your back and speak up but i am on thin ice here. Maybe ask them to merge those two tags into Fiorentina lover, guess thats less bad.
You're right. Wilshere is a fighter too.
Thanks, Was worried for a second.
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