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We could have used him against Burnley ffs. Raiola needs punched in his moobs.
Specs?
The smell is probably the thing I dislike most about it.Every veggy that I know says that the one thing that tempts them is the smell of bacon frying.
Even Liverpool fans have begun to text me and say the finance guys at United should get the sack.
He’s saying our clubs balance sheet is a mess. He’s an accountant. He’s reading and believing the £180m package for Sanchez and saying we’re ruining football. Can any of the finance boys on here help me out with some counter arguments?!
YOU DISLIKE THE SMELL OF BACON?!!!!The smell is probably the thing I dislike most about it.
Yes you can. But asking him to prove his calculations. The fact is he can't.Hahhaha, thanks guys. Even though he’s a scouser & jealous, I unfortunately can’t call him a bellend...though I would really like to! Lol
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Why didn’t they factor in the wages and agent fees when city bought a full back for 50 million, or when Liverpool bought a defender for 75 million. Is this a new thing? It’s starting to really irritate me now. We’re not paying a transfer fee so where’s the 35m coming from? We’re getting rid of a player we don’t want and also taking his wages of our books. There was none of this uproar when the media thought he was gonna go to city.
Yes you can. But asking him to prove his calculations. The fact is he can't.
Not a chance. No point in even hoping imo. Tomorrow maybe, if we're super lucky, but I think it's going to happen early next week.So, does anyone reckon this'll happen at midnight?
We need to send someone who lives in London over to Alexis' house and track his every movement.
Tell him he is a crap accountant and if he does not shut the feck up you will share his texts with other accountants and his bosses so they can see what a shit accountant he is.Even Liverpool fans have begun to text me and say the finance guys at United should get the sack.
He’s saying our clubs balance sheet is a mess. He’s an accountant. He’s reading and believing the £180m package for Sanchez and saying we’re ruining football. Can any of the finance boys on here help me out with some counter arguments?!
Yeah, it's not very nice IMO.YOU DISLIKE THE SMELL OF BACON?!!!!
Hahahah, I like it.Tell him he is a crap accountant and if he does not shut the feck up you will share his texts with other accountants and his bosses so they can see what a shit accountant he is.
Once you sign this guy and he gets his first pay packet, I'm worried that there'll be no money left in the world.
You're a strange manYeah, it's not very nice IMO.
It’s a brilliant bit of business and should be reported as that.Good point on the wages. The net difference between Mkhitaryan and Sanchez's wages has to be, hype aside, around £175k a week. If you think that we're swapping a player we don't want or use and replacing him with one of the top players in the division plus not having to pay a transfer fee, it's a f***ing brilliant deal.
Sorry mate. You can't counter that. Their clubs don't pay tax, wage and agent fee at all. Even the transfer fee they paid probably is tax refundableEven Liverpool fans have begun to text me and say the finance guys at United should get the sack.
He’s saying our clubs balance sheet is a mess. He’s an accountant. He’s reading and believing the £180m package for Sanchez and saying we’re ruining football. Can any of the finance boys on here help me out with some counter arguments?!
Without looking at our accounts I would suggest he’s talking shit. We just posted record operating profits for a start. So our P&L’s clearly fine. As for the balance sheet, 10 years ago when we were heavily leveraged that might have been the case. AFAIK the debt liability is down to manageable levels now, so I don’t see a problemEven Liverpool fans have begun to text me and say the finance guys at United should get the sack.
He’s saying our clubs balance sheet is a mess. He’s an accountant. He’s reading and believing the £180m package for Sanchez and saying we’re ruining football. Can any of the finance boys on here help me out with some counter arguments?!
Quickly u have to set real cost:Even Liverpool fans have begun to text me and say the finance guys at United should get the sack.
He’s saying our clubs balance sheet is a mess. He’s an accountant. He’s reading and believing the £180m package for Sanchez and saying we’re ruining football. Can any of the finance boys on here help me out with some counter arguments?!
I must admit that I don't care what crap they print. I'm not bothered who believes them either. I know for a fact that Woody is not going to destroy this club for 1 player no matter how good he is.Haha, believe you me, I want to call him worse. He’s just going off of that article written by Matt Law. That’s the thing, everyone will just believe the absurd figures in the press. Journalists really should be vetted.
That puts it in perspective, along with Tevez having a holiday in China when he was apparently too fat to play and on £600k a week.Graziano Pelle is getting paid £350k per week ffs. Considering that, I m happy with what we are paying Sanchez.
That's sacrilege.YOU DISLIKE THE SMELL OF BACON?!!!!
Griezmann would have cost more in total. By far I imagine.If we pay 350k for 4.5 years that's 82m.
If we assume 20m signing fee and 20m agent fee (very generous) thats still just 120m
I think it was a new concept invented when it started looking like United exchanging Mkhi (equivalent to around £20m) meant we were getting a bargain for Sanchez. This wasn't acceptable so signing on fees, agent fees, wages over the entire contract, VAT, employers national insurance and pension contributions had to be added on.Why didn’t they factor in the wages and agent fees when city bought a full back for 50 million, or when Liverpool bought a defender for 75 million. Is this a new thing? It’s starting to really irritate me now. We’re not paying a transfer fee so where’s the 35m coming from? We’re getting rid of a player we don’t want and also taking his wages of our books. There was none of this uproar when the media thought he was gonna go to city.
Even Liverpool fans have begun to text me and say the finance guys at United should get the sack.
He’s saying our clubs balance sheet is a mess. He’s an accountant. He’s reading and believing the £180m package for Sanchez and saying we’re ruining football. Can any of the finance boys on here help me out with some counter arguments?!
500k for 4.5 years = 118mIf we pay 350k for 4.5 years that's 82m.
If we assume 20m signing fee and 20m agent fee (very generous) thats still just 120m