The first season is quite amusing, the second one is actual genius.
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The first season is quite amusing, the second one is actual genius.
Definitely one of the greatest shows ever made 
"There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks a go I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent, that's the tragedy."
"There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks a go I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent, that's the tragedy."
Yeah I just read that on wiki. I hope they do it.
I also read Courtney Love blames him for "Owen Wilson's suicide attempts for allegedly supplying the actor with hard drugs." I didn't envisage Coogan as a druggie.
I also read Courtney Love blames him for "Owen Wilson's suicide attempts for allegedly supplying the actor with hard drugs." I didn't envisage Coogan as a druggie.
"Hi. i'm a comunist with a gun, ive just thrown the royal family off a plane, can i come in and use the toilet please?"
"Jurassic Park"
"cashback"
"Spice World"
"Back of the net"
"I'm Batman"
"Dan!...Dan!...Dan!...Dan!...DAN!...DAN!...DAN!...DAN!...DAN!...he can't hear me."
Every time someone says Dan now I piss myself laughing (and half the time start shouting DAN! DAN!). It makes watching games involving Birmingham City more entertaining at least.
One of the great comedy creations.
Anyone else listen to the 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' radio series? Never fails to crease me up no matter how many times I listen to it. It's oddly funnier after you've seen the tv version as you can picture all his stupid facial expressions...
Anyone else listen to the 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' radio series? Never fails to crease me up no matter how many times I listen to it. It's oddly funnier after you've seen the tv version as you can picture all his stupid facial expressions...
"Jackanackanory"
It's hotter than the sun!
I'm not buying a mini metro
I'm not buying a mini metro
Lynn I'll just talk over you.
Try and say it and see what happens
Lynn, these are sex people.
Why do BIRDS suddenl...
No no, too high...
Birds...birds...BIRDS
Why do BIRDS suddenl...Well you get the idea.
No no, too high...
Birds...birds...BIRDS
Why do BIRDS suddenl...Well you get the idea.
"Let battle commence!"
"Do you like me doing that? Shall I do it more quickly or shall I maintain the same speed?"
"Shall I move on to the other one? Oh, that’s lovely. That’s first class. That is superb. Ooh, there you go, it’s all happening! Jill I’m afraid I have no sheathes. Actually, being your age and everything..."
"Do you mind if i talk? Helps me keep the wolf from the door so to speak... Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. People forget that traders need access to Diiiiixons... they do say it'll help people in wheeeeeeelchairs
"Oh, Jill. Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!"
Magnificent comedy
They've re-badged it you fool.
Cock piss Partridge.
"Smell my Cheese you mother"
Yes! It's an extender!
Cook Pass Babtridge
Minor criticism... More distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision. Perhaps use the sausage as a breakwater.
visit your mothers grave and then dr.no ...........the underground lair of an evil genius....and then dr.no
...that's the best full English breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmot's wedding.
Come on, pack it in mate. I'm not going to have sex with your wife. Even though from the promotional video I can see that I'd have a... ruddy good time.
Don't rub your fanny on me!
THat's just my girlfriend... she's mildly cretinous
Tonight we're super talking about evil dogs.
I'll give you £200, that's a Pony and a bag of hooves.
Classic intercourse
I've just let off in a tax inspectors face, and it was mostly intentional
"That's not a gadget, that's just monstrous use of a biro!"
Sonya, lets be appalling.
COCK PISS PARTRIDGE
COCK PISS PARTRIDGE
I thought Season 2 was a letdown in comparison to 1. Probably because he had more people disliking him in 1 than 2.
That was probably my favourite moment. Closely followed by: "Needles to say...I did drugs."