Aaron Wan-Bissaka | The Ornacle speaks: It is done.

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Looks chuffed to be here :lol:
If you think that's bad, imagine the look on his face when he sees Jones and Young trying to defend in training.
 
With Quinton Fortune, Bono and Wesley Snipes, too. :cool:

Guy on the left is actually Herve Zaha, brother of...

Guy in the middle is Will Salthouse, the agent for about half our squad and Harry Kane.

Guy on the right is Idris Elba, great actor and terrible rapper.
 
If this is happy-Aaron, I can see why he wins so many tackles when he is in competive mode

I think Antonio Valencia will be so proud of him. He will be replaced by someone who expresses happiness in the same way as he does. He's also a strong unit + he's a bit shit in crossing the ball so we're basically replacing him with a young version of him.

Or maybe this transfer market is all about creating the football version of the justice league. We've signed the Flash and now Cyborg. All we need is the rest.
 
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I'm really chuffed with this signing, an exceptional young talent...
It's a good start to the rebuild, now, get cracking with adding more new faces to the team:devil:
 
That picture looks like they pressured him to sign it.
Sign here lad and smile for the camera.
 
Great article in the times about him, can't post it all obviously but:

Shaw insists that Wan-Bissaka is equipped for a career at Old Trafford. “He’s a guy who just gets on with life,” he says. “After every game I text him to say, ‘Well done, keep working hard.’ He always says, ‘Yep, I will’. Whoever he’s playing for, I’ll say the same. That’s what got him here.

Shaw is Richard Shaw, the palace u23 manager
 
Great article in the times about him, can't post it all obviously but:



Shaw is Richard Shaw, the palace u23 manager

Ah I thought that luke Shaw was grooming AWB to be his next Depay
 
Great article in the times about him, can't post it all obviously but:



Shaw is Richard Shaw, the palace u23 manager
After two weeks with Lingard;

Solskjaer insists that Wan-Bissaka is equipped for a career at Old Trafford. “He’s a guy who just gets on with life,” he says. “After every game I text him to say, ‘Well done, keep working hard.’ He always says, ‘SQUAD! BEANSBEANSBEANS’. Maybe my English isn't perfect and I'm missing some subtle nuance in his nomenclature but I think what he really means to tell me is that he's staying fully focused on improving his game and not being led astray by an immature man-child whose sole talent is running around alot."
 
Bollocks.

On a side note, it is common practice to issue notices when the market is closed, normally before it opens in the morning leaving enough time for analysts to analyse the disclosure before the market opens. By no means does the market need to be open to announce anything.

And yes, I work in a public listed company.
It’s a running joke now that comes out every transfer that we make.

People know it’s not true but still post it anyway:
 
I think this is definitely on.

Bold claim. I for one won’t believe he’s signing for United until the first post match interview after a loss where he talks about us not trying hard enough and needing to do better for the fans to reward their support.
 
Bold claim. I for one won’t believe he’s signing for United until the first post match interview after a loss where he talks about us not trying hard enough and needing to do better for the fans to reward their support.
Or via Instagram story or however they do it.
 
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