Quite aside from being an obvious candidate for sponsorship from a cryptocurrency exchange, ETH has got a few things going for him next season.
1. Low expectations. Every season post SAF where United have failed to qualify for the Champions League has been followed by a bounce and qualification. CL qualification is probably the only requirement next season.
2. Low requirements. Due to changes in the CL format, qualification for the Champions League the season after is likely to require only a top 5 finish (or a EL win). It never been so easy! (Famous last words, bannable offence if we don't qualify). (This is wrong its the year after)
3. A disrupted season. If you chart the number of goals scored across the whole of the premier league each season, you'll see a bi-annual dip the season after each Euro and World Cup year as forwards need to recover. Who knows what havoc a Winter World Cup is going to do for the premier league's star attackers.
4. An A team and a B team. A very much think we have players who are sticking around solely to play Europa League matches. Hopefully, as the deadwood is cut further and players are added to the B team from the A team, the B team will evolve from a EL group stage team, to a EL knockout team, to one that has the enviable task of being one of the top 24 teams to qualify out of the CL League Stage in 2024. The A team can play once per week. What could possibly go wrong?
5. A new manager brings players. With respect, Solskjear and Ragnick weren't going to bring lots of quality players. Moyes, Mourinho and LVG all had players they signed from their own backgrounds.
And that's it. Low expectations, low requirements, a disrupted season, an A team that can play once per week, and new players. Shame there's not much to be positive about in the actual squad but we start again.
Bring on September
1. Low expectations. Every season post SAF where United have failed to qualify for the Champions League has been followed by a bounce and qualification. CL qualification is probably the only requirement next season.
2. Low requirements. Due to changes in the CL format, qualification for the Champions League the season after is likely to require only a top 5 finish (or a EL win). It never been so easy! (Famous last words, bannable offence if we don't qualify). (This is wrong its the year after)
3. A disrupted season. If you chart the number of goals scored across the whole of the premier league each season, you'll see a bi-annual dip the season after each Euro and World Cup year as forwards need to recover. Who knows what havoc a Winter World Cup is going to do for the premier league's star attackers.
4. An A team and a B team. A very much think we have players who are sticking around solely to play Europa League matches. Hopefully, as the deadwood is cut further and players are added to the B team from the A team, the B team will evolve from a EL group stage team, to a EL knockout team, to one that has the enviable task of being one of the top 24 teams to qualify out of the CL League Stage in 2024. The A team can play once per week. What could possibly go wrong?
5. A new manager brings players. With respect, Solskjear and Ragnick weren't going to bring lots of quality players. Moyes, Mourinho and LVG all had players they signed from their own backgrounds.
And that's it. Low expectations, low requirements, a disrupted season, an A team that can play once per week, and new players. Shame there's not much to be positive about in the actual squad but we start again.
Bring on September
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