2024 UEFA Champions League final — Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid — Wembley, Sat 1 June 20:00 BST

Jose can at least visit a decent barbers FFS
 
For goodness sake, bring on the football instead of this rubbish!!
 
I don't know who I want to win.
 
Zidane at least won the thing. Who the feck gave the other bloke permission to touch the trophy?
 
Can't stand both teams but will support the German team first.
However, if Dortmund shows their ugly Bundesliga face, then I want to see a total humiliation.
 
The Champions League anthem just hits differently. Give me that on loop over whatever crap was on before that. Honestly, can't wait until we're back here on the big stage. Hopefully, we can still in my lifetime.
 
So allergic with shows before games. Nonsens part of football. Just let us watch the game and let players and managers play.
 
Hopefully Dortmund doesn't tank early.
 
Jose is so much more likeable when you don’t have him.

Jose’s career has followed the same career path as Nicotine. Albeit on a shorter time period.

At the outset he was an instantly cool drug. Addictive. Adding him to your existence was a guarantee of a high. Then after a long enough period you realise he’s not good for your health. Then other younger upstarts change the game and do the same thing with less toxicity. Then you’re going to Turkey to get the hit you remember from two decades ago.