Tops. And he's been mentally present for around 10% of that time I guess. He's probably also actually read around zero pages the last four years since he's rumored to refuse to wear glasses in public, so he can't read unless the font is size 72. Also explains his outrageously large signature with that massive sharpie. I wonder what percentage of all his statements have been true, I'm thinking around 5% when counting all the half truths.
Some media outlet surely must have all the juicy stats ready to publish in three weeks.