THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
Get on while you can I say... I expect our membership numbers to break the magical 50k barrier next season, many of which will be 'fairweather' supporters...
But after so many years of absolute shit (17 in fact, with two good seasons in between - one being last year when we were finally the 'up and coming' side) I think we can excuse each and everyone of them.
Going to the Grand Final this year was the single best experience of my life. Absolutely phenominally magical - 100,012 people turned up, with millions tuning in from around the country to watch Hawthorn (2.90 for the win), the severe underdogs take on Geelong (1.40), the reigning premiers and far and away best side over the last two seasons. They had gone through the season 21 wins, 1 loss. And had won 43 out of their last 45 games.
They had also beaten us during the year in a close match, though they did have 5 of their best players out (including the best midfielder/player in the competition - Garry Ablett).
Their obnoxious fans had been hanging shit on everyone the whole season, saying stuff like 'hand us the cup already' and all your other typical pigheaded comments.
Noone gave us a chance.
Then you consider we lost our most important, experienced and best defender, our Centre Half-Back, during the second quater. Then we lost our best player up to half time at the very start of the third quater (our winger who literally never stops running and has a booming kick)...
Two vitally important players down, leaving only two on the bench in a game that was dead-tight, hard and phsyically draining halfway through the game? It was like we were holding on for dear life...
That was of course until Stuard Dew (a story in itself) delivered the following six minutes of play:
(the last minute and a half of the vid they fast forwarded to the end of the match)
Suffice to say he'll never have to pay for a beer ever again, so long as a Hawthorn supporter's around.
As for Stuart Dew, well he was one of the most maligned players in the competition this year. As you could tell from the vid he's carrying a bit of extra girth around the waist... He retired at 26, took last year off and moved to America with his Actress girlfriend. They broke up, he was over there drinking piss and balooning out to 120kgs.
At the end of the year our coach gave him a call and said IF he got himself down to 95kgs he MAY be given a second chance with Hawthorn... He did, but it went against our rigorous 'youth policy' that we'd implemented over the last 5 years. Everyone laughed and thought we'd lost the plot, but our coach (Clarkson) said we needed the experience and Dew would add something to the side, plus he was a proven Premiership winning player (with his old side). The whole season everyone's been ragging on him, saying he's fat etc etc... Well, it's clear Clarkson and Dew had the last laugh.
Geesh, you get me started and I'm never going to stop!