He's going to look like Pork Pie from the Desmonds by the time he reaches 21.
17 year old Lazio talent Joseph Minala
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It's really easy to get away with this. One of my dad's close friends did it twice in fact. At 25 he said he was 17 then at 33 he said he was 17 again. It's really easy to get fake papers. He played for Huddersfield for a bit. The team don't do background checks or anything.
Is he African? Or could an Irish person get away with it? Not that I want to do it or anything.
African
Scored 2 goals in his first Primavera match against Fiorentina.
Eto'o's ex girlfriend says he's actually 39.
see, that doesn't even make sense. that means you're saying eto'o at his prime, when he was a gazelle, and one of the fastest players on earth, he was already 30-32? and then when he was the top scorer for inter and virtually carried them through the season with his goals he was 35/36? that makes no sense just according to athletic progression by age. and if it is indeed true, feck me that's more impressive then being any sort of a negative, to be scoring 37 goals in a season, playing the most games in a single campaign in your career, and carrying a team to the coppa italia, italian super cup, and beating bayern munich in the champions league largely on his own, all at the age of 36? i'd applaud that.
The FIGC just closed his case. After weeks of investigation and a 2 hour questioning by the Federal Prosecutor, they verified his age and that he is good to go. Good for him.
http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/calc...en-dismissed-by-the-federation-the-statement/
http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/calc...en-dismissed-by-the-federation-the-statement/
He can't order a pint to celebrate yet though which is a shame for him.
I don't think he'd struggle with being ID'd.
Lolz.
Lolz.
It must be weird having to sit through a hearing because nobody believes your age.
Its amazing how old he looks, and he is actually 17. It is quite hard to believe.
Lazio gave the game away in the first place when they installed that stairlift at the training ground.
A 2 hour questioning, what does that consist of?
"What age are you?"
"17."
"What age are you?!"
"17!"
"WHAT AGE...."
etc.
"What age are you?"
"17."
"What age are you?!"
"17!"
"WHAT AGE...."
etc.
They probably asked him questions like 'What's your earliest World Cup memory?'
Fixed.
"Uruguay beating Argentina 4-2"
Watching his younger brother play in the 1930 World Cup.
I enjoyed reading this thread.The first page alone is gold
I'm still not having it.
17 feck off, I had to go to page one to check when this thread was started.
If they didn't do some serious blood testing, I'm not buying it.
I have it on good authority that they cut him open and counted the rings.
Did they do a wrist scan?
Ah, the famous age-finding blood test. If only more people knew!
Why bother going through the trouble to fake your age, if you're good enough just get an agent.
Tbh, if you were older and looked like that, you'd be frankly daft to attempt age faking.
All jokes aside, apparently he earns less than 2000 Euro monthly, which he sends back to his big family. Good lad, wish him the best.
What family? His grandchildren?
I am happy for him that this nonsense is over, hope to see him play with the big boys soon.I feel sorry for the lad. He's been putting up with these allegations for decades..
this reminded me of Barkley's tweet..