West Ham United 2:0 Manchester United

Gopher Brown · Dec 23, 2023

We're so shit. No variety in our build up - just get it to Garnacho or Shaw to deliver a shite ball into the box. No attacking threat whatsoever. What was the point in travelling all the way to East London? Might as well have forfitted the fixture.

Can't string two passes together. Players STILL playing like utter strangers, despite the majority of this team playing together for a couple of years.

cyberman · Dec 23, 2023

Scott still on the pitch. What in the utter feck

AdamColeBebe · Dec 23, 2023

Score again West Ham. Score 5.

prateik · Dec 23, 2023

crossy1686 said:
We’ll be in the Championship before you realise.

That would be great.. it would at least force a clearout.

mitchmouse · Dec 23, 2023

this is what happens if you miss good, let alone half chances. game could have been won in the fist 50 minutes

mav_9me · Dec 23, 2023

horsechoker said:
Yep

@GifLord

That kid face-palming at @86 mins

He gone no?

pjaya · Dec 23, 2023

Antisocial said:
Wow, bringing Willy off with Evans walking the tightrope is an interesting choice

Eth lost it already

spwd · Dec 23, 2023

What's up with the score not showing again?

Jazz · Dec 23, 2023

Our poor little young reds....

Stacks · Dec 23, 2023

Man-United said:
I don't agree with you at all. Zouma should not have been allowed back and WHU made a complete error.

No they did not. It was massively overstated and people were being dramatic. They made the correct choice and rightfully moved on

Frosty · Dec 23, 2023

crossy1686 said:
He needs 5 seasons at least apparently…

The club needs 5 seasons. And I don't mind if he is sacked. But it has to be a decision made after Sir Jim has control and he completely replaces the football structure. Then we removed transfers from the coach and only hire people willing to work under the new structure.

RedUnited86 · Dec 23, 2023

RonaldoVII said:
Recruitment is on the club

He insisted on having complete control, and has brought in dross upon dross. He brings in Ajax players/players from Holland then claims we're not capable of playing like them.

Excuses FC

UnofficialDevil · Dec 23, 2023

Good thing Bruno is back in the team I see.

Yanited__ · Dec 23, 2023

The issue for me is that this group of attacking players are just not cut out for the task. They don't even look like creating a goal let alone scoring.

DJ_21 · Dec 23, 2023

Dec9003 said:
The defeat is on the manager and Murtough, not a couple of teenagers in midfield and defence.

Ye because they’re playing the games aren’t they. The young lad in defence has been actually decent. Don’t get it. The young lads can get praise when they play well but can’t get criticised?

One Night Only · Dec 23, 2023

Fahad Jawaid said:
What the feck has Garnacho done to warrant soo many starts. Every match he is stinking up the place. His overhead goal was the worst thing happen to us. Now he will keep starting, similar to those two Mctominay goals has somehow convinced ETH that he should continue with him.

He shows for the ball, he's runs at players, he attacks, he even shoots. Who the hell are you going to put on instead of him? Everyone else wants to pass back to onana constantly.

Withnail · Dec 23, 2023

cyberman said:
All the opposition do is wait until Scott gets the ball and press through the middle. Thats it. He isn’t going to turn them or find a slide rule pass.
This needs a clean out

It's ridiculous he's first choice.

Dazzmondo · Dec 23, 2023

While I'm glad to see people not slaughtering Mainoo, I do think it should be noted that the caf seems to enjoy piling on Garnacho basically every game even though he's also extremely young

ayushreddevil9 · Dec 23, 2023

Cassidy said:
Of course. We are probably the worst run club in the league

Of course. Maybe bring in a league 2 club as well. Apparently the manager can't be blamed whatsoever

edgecutter · Dec 23, 2023

cyberman said:
Scott still on the pitch. What in the utter feck

He's teachers favourite

AndySmith1990 · Dec 23, 2023

-5 goal difference half way into the season

horsechoker · Dec 23, 2023

mav_9me said:
He gone no?

Yeah it was a joke but that kid sums up us fans

Heinzesight · Dec 23, 2023

Whilst being utterly toothless up front, we were controlling the game and the goal against, as always, meant we totally collapsed. If only we had some creativity and Fernandes not stinking the place out. Oh, and an actually starting XI.

mav_9me · Dec 23, 2023

prateik said:
That would be great.. it would at least force a clearout.

That would be too good to happen. Only way to get rid of the Glazers

crossy1686 · Dec 23, 2023

prateik said:
That would be great.. it would at least force a clearout.

It’s the getting people in that are good that I’m worried about. Leaches will always stick around when they’re on to a good thing.

Superden · Dec 23, 2023

their tactics have been to let us have the ball because, a) we wont actually create much and b) sooner or later well feck it up and let them in. weve had twice as many passes as them and yet..

Jacob · Dec 23, 2023

feck you, United.

mav_9me · Dec 23, 2023

horsechoker said:
Yeah it was a joke but that kid sums up us fans

Yep

Eriku · Dec 23, 2023

BuzzKillington said:
Mainoo up until that gaff. Can’t hold it against him though, he’s a rare positive from this season.

Ah. He’s played too few games for me to call him a positive in this season.

Camy89 · Dec 23, 2023

edgecutter said:
Ten Hag needs to go. The style of.play is bloody awful, and I refuse to believe our players are this shit.

Believe it. They are. Footballing IQ’s of single digits.

The management and coaching staff are equally as awful.

The whole club heirarchy is just a bag of raw shit.

Man-United · Dec 23, 2023

Stacks said:
No they did not. It was massively overstated and people were being dramatic. They made the correct choice and rightfully moved on

Kicking a cat is fine then? Zouma should have been sacked.

MiceOnMeth · Dec 23, 2023

rollingstoned1 said:
I'm happy for Moyes at least. He gets to stick it to us and have his moment.

Same and I don't know why I even have a soft spot for Moyes he did everything wrong and was dreadful for us :lol:

but i do root for him

DJ_21 · Dec 23, 2023

MiceOnMeth said:
Harsh on Garnacho we deserve to lose if we can only create one good chance against west ham

He could of scored twice

lex talionis · Dec 23, 2023

Yep, this has to be it for Hag.

simplyared · Dec 23, 2023

Orton said:
Not saying that, just saying he saves nothing other than shots that are straight at him. Not what you expect when you spend that on a goalkeeper. Pointless being able to pass when you’ve got fecking Jonny Evans in front of you and Scott Mctominay. What’s the need in it? Would rather have a goaly who can actually make a few decent saves every now and then than someone who lets nearly everything go straight past him.

Should have been saved! He's a clown end of!

mitchmouse · Dec 23, 2023

cyberman said:
Scott still on the pitch. What in the utter feck

he's been better than bruno.... and by miles

Silverman · Dec 23, 2023

We should have tried to get Kudus. Add him to the list of players we've missed.

Hester_manc · Dec 23, 2023

I really want Paqueta in United.

steve zizou · Dec 23, 2023

Blood Mage said:
ETH needs to go but in fairness hindsight is a bitch. Kudus didn't look anything special at Ajax, but then again neither did Antony.

Not hindsight mate.

DRJosh · Dec 23, 2023

Sly said:
Anyone but him. He's a Dutch fraud. Tactically poor, recruitment garbage, doesnt know how to deal with players. Embarrassed in the CL, humiliated by teams like Bournemouth in the PL. Give it to Carrick. He knows what United is all about.

Or Steve as interim. ETH has managed to make our players look like part time footballers in a Sunday league team

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