West Ham United 2:0 Manchester United

hobbers · Dec 23, 2023

We're playing a sub championship standard front 5.

McTominay has hidden from the ball all game as usual. Bruno has done literally nothing positive, dozens of poor touches and endless embarrassing whining. Garnacho has zero end product. Antony is a laughing stock. Hojlund cant get near the ball. Rashford hasn't broken out of a slow walk since he came on and I'm pretty sure he hasnt touched the ball yet. Every single cross and corner has hit the first man.

It's the worst standard of football we've ever seen and will ever see.

Orton · Dec 23, 2023

Sorry but does Onana actually save anything remotely difficult? That was a half chance at best and he just falls after the ball is past him. Utter shite goalkeeper. That’s on Ten Hag again.

Sparky Rhiwabon · Dec 23, 2023

What chance did this defence have against the likes of Bowen and Kudus though?

Litch · Dec 23, 2023

fps said:
Mainoo has got tired. There were signs before he didn’t track his man for the first goal. Should’ve been 60 minutes than Amrabat.

Agree, he was starting to look leggy

laughtersassassin · Dec 23, 2023

MyOnlySolskjaer said:
There’s no owner to sack him.

Who cares. Sack him anyway. He ain't gonna fix shit. No point giving him more times to fluke some good results.

Just get an interim in and reset again. It's the only option

JPRouve · Dec 23, 2023

Freak said:
Does Onana ever save anything easily?

His gloves' wear and tear?

Sassy Colin · Dec 23, 2023

2 defenders should do much better there. Why didn't anyone challenge him?

DavidDeSchmikes · Dec 23, 2023

it's worrying how tepid we've looked

DJ_21 · Dec 23, 2023

No excuse for not scoring in 3 games in. Row

#07 · Dec 23, 2023

I usually watch until the end, not today. We have never looked like winning. Lots of the ball, very few chances. Hit by the team that had the greater intent. All very Van Gaal.

Ronaldo's ego · Dec 23, 2023

Gotta feel for the young fans, at least most of us got to see unprecedented success beforehand.

SirMattlives · Dec 23, 2023

I can't believe this....merry Xmas indeed.

prateik · Dec 23, 2023

haha.. kids crying :lol:

What were they expecting? we have been this bad for pretty much all their life.

Member 123428 · Dec 23, 2023

If you don’t take your chances, you deserve to lose, irrespective of how you play.

We’ve generally dominated, but we haven’t created much that they haven’t given us. The main criticism of Ten Hag is that he preferred Antony to Kudus.

Man-United · Dec 23, 2023

adexkola said:
The West Ham coach and board made a decision and had the balls to ignore a disgruntled few on Twitter?

A few? zouma should have been sacked and not allowed back.

Paul778 · Dec 23, 2023

I won't blame a 17 year old. We've been so drab up front. Bruno, McT, Anthony, Garnacho. What's our xG today?

AngliaRed · Dec 23, 2023

Nightmare before Christmas

lsd · Dec 23, 2023

Heinzesight said:
They’ll pile on Mainoo but there was always going to be a mistake with how perfect he’s been.

Nobody will pile on him everyone knows he is not the problem

Godfather · Dec 23, 2023

christinaa said:
And get who ?
It's not the manager's fault

MetoTTT · Dec 23, 2023

madzo2007 said:
Lets not pile on a 18 year old for making a mistake

This.

mitchmouse · Dec 23, 2023

Once again we can't play well in both halves

manichester · Dec 23, 2023

Morre spin incoming after Villa beat us.

Offsideagain · Dec 23, 2023

Onana at fault for the first goal, Mainoo for the second, Glazers for the last ten seasons. Shitshow United.

Glorio · Dec 23, 2023

fps said:
Mainoo has got tired. There were signs before he didn’t track his man for the first goal. Should’ve been 60 minutes than Amrabat.

That was Bruno

Ollie Derbyshire · Dec 23, 2023

prateik said:
Antony, Hojlund, "Great academy prospect", Bruno.

That is a very expensive front 4 that cant create chances against West Ham.

We can keep making excuses..

They practice every day, have the best of everything yet look like strangers with zero chemistry on the pitch. It’s beyond pathetic.

Litch · Dec 23, 2023

Orton said:
Sorry but does Onana actually save anything remotely difficult? That was a half chance at best and he just falls after the ball is past him. Utter shite goalkeeper. That’s on Ten Hag again.

Thats absolute BS....

always_hoping · Dec 23, 2023

Back to individual error Man United this weekend should have known last weekend was a once off without any. It's a cancer that has flown through the team and even Mainoo one of the few bright hopes of this season makes one for the 2nd goal.

trevor newnham · Dec 23, 2023

Gutted for Mainoo. Hope he ain't gonna get slaughtered for one mistake

NewGlory · Dec 23, 2023

Shoulders dropped, tools downed. Lethargic Rashford

Classic Man United

peridigm · Dec 23, 2023

MiceOnMeth said:
Our worst manager ever beats our second worst manager ever

Interesting. Moyes’ United beet West Ham 3-1 21-Dec 2013. We were on 28 points. Scored 28-conceded 20. 8-4-5.

pjaya · Dec 23, 2023

slored1 said:
Yeah, I think that's curtains for ten Hag.

Here hoping

space · Dec 23, 2023

What makes this so much worse is West Ham have been shite, the stadium was silent. We are just tragic.

Jazz · Dec 23, 2023

Heinzesight said:
They’ll pile on Mainoo but there was always going to be a mistake with how perfect he’s been.

Whomever piles on him needs to feck off.

cyberman · Dec 23, 2023

Confidence is at 0 throughout the entire team. We expect to lose, we expect to concede and we miss easy chances because we expect to miss.

Lost bear · Dec 23, 2023

christinaa said:
Game could have gone both ways

Yes, that’s right.

Irrational. · Dec 23, 2023

klayton88 said:
We bought Antony. They bought Kudus.

We bought Fernandes. They bought Pacqueta.
We bought Mount. They bought Alvarez.

They’re a superior team all round. We are run shambolically.

slyadams · Dec 23, 2023

Hester_manc said:
What was Mainoo doing there? How sloppy can he be? So poor.

There's plenty of blame to go around here, but an 18 year making a single mistake in the most important position on the pitch deserves abso-fecking-lutely none of it.

Heinzesight · Dec 23, 2023

Sparky Rhiwabon said:
What chance did this defence have against the likes of Bowen and Kudus though?

The ETH lot won’t see that though. They’ll keeep tugging away at the thought of him being sacked.

pauldyson1uk · Dec 23, 2023

This is awful , this maybe the worst United team I have seen since we were relegated.

DJ_21 · Dec 23, 2023

Basically playing with 10 men with Rashford upfront. Pointless

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