Valencia 2:1 Manchester United

hobbers · Dec 12, 2018

Presumably Pogba is intentionally playing his way out of the derby? Hard to believe he could be this shit and it not be on purpose.

Hope to christ it's also ruling out Valencia and Lukaku. If we're going to be humiliated I'd rather we do it playing with inexperienced kids like Dalot and Rashford than those lumbering oafs.

11101 · Dec 12, 2018

Bailly is the only player who has done his job properly tonight.

The Firestarter · Dec 12, 2018

If we are lucky we will get Ajax but of course we will screw it up.

WensleyMU · Dec 12, 2018

Garethw said:
No, it’s on Mourinho. He is the manager and the buck stops with him.

I work in an industry which is based on assessing performance. Views like yours are laughed at, and I mean we literally laugh our heads off when people try and blame others for their own failings.

When I say I work in, I mean we literally create the platform for such performance reviews to take place in...

minoo-utd · Dec 12, 2018

LoveFootball said:
Not watching the game live, how bad are we?

Bad? Believe me we are much worse than this word ever mean.

TMDaines · Dec 12, 2018

All 3 United said:
He will get a new contract with Smalling.

Will the club have the gall to give him a testimonial? Not sure what the lowest attended one is, but this will be empty.

Random Task · Dec 12, 2018

MooseTheMooche said:
I remember when Fellaini extended his contract and people were saying that he will not be "extensively" used, and will spend most of his time on the bench. Oh, how wrong were they.

@shamans

UncleBob · Dec 12, 2018

No idea why Lingard makes that run in central into congested space when Pogba has the ball there, just flank him out left to:
- actually make yourself available for the pass
- worst case just pull a defender out wide

The lack of passing options is absurd.

LoveFootball · Dec 12, 2018

redzombie said:
SSDD

12OunceEpilogue said:
Phil Jones just hit the deck looking like he might be injured and it's genuinely the most useful thing any United player's done all night. That bad.

I presume the "Mourinho in" fan club are not eating good tonight? What's on menu?

Sassy Colin · Dec 12, 2018

fecking hell, Marcus!

EwanI Ted · Dec 12, 2018

Reddy Rederson said:
Sorry, but what do they have to be unhappy about? The money? The fame? The quality of life? Sorry, the “bad man was mean to me” excuse doesn’t wash.

This is football. We can wish it was different, but that doesn’t make it so.

DomesticTadpole · Dec 12, 2018

The Firestarter said:
If we are lucky we will get Ajax but of course we will screw it up.

Ajax are now good. Better than us anyway. I really don't fancy our chances against anybody.

prateik · Dec 12, 2018

Jake said:
What has happened to us? Juve losing and we just folded over to Valencia.

Do you really think Juventus and their players arent aware of our score?

They saw our starting XI, they know we were 2 down at HT. They have their foot off the pedal.

At least Periera is getting 90 minutes. Fred couldve gotten more. Didn't get to see Dalot or Garner or Greenwood..

Bit of a pointless match this.

Pughnichi · Dec 12, 2018

Bola said:
Turned off.

S*** tactics, s*** performance and our two prospects don't get a chance

Ditto

Tibs · Dec 12, 2018

Stupid from Rashford

redshaw · Dec 12, 2018

Still ill said:
Name me a worse United European performance.

Losing to FC Midtjylland?

We did score though.

ForestRGoinUp · Dec 12, 2018

Reddy Rederson said:
Sorry, but what do they have to be unhappy about? The money? The fame? The quality of life? Sorry, the “bad man was mean to me” excuse doesn’t wash.

The getting blamed for everything part by your manager.

TrueRed79 · Dec 12, 2018

We can still do this.

NJM78 · Dec 12, 2018

When is the CL draw, just want to know who will be knocking us out.

WensleyMU · Dec 12, 2018

EwanI Ted said:
Pretty obvious our problems are far wider than this one game.

Indeed, not debating that. Though we probably disagree on what the biggest issue is. The consistent factor over 5 years...

Canagel · Dec 12, 2018

2 man midfield said:
Why aren’t we committing players forward? I’m baffled by our tactics.

There are no tactics. There's feck all there.

Borden · Dec 12, 2018

WensleyMU said:
I work in an industry which is based on assessing performance. Views like yours are laughed at, and I mean we literally laugh our heads off when people try and blame others for their own failings.

When I say I work in, I mean we literally create the platform for such performance reviews to take place in...

Like Mourinho..?

Utdstar01 · Dec 12, 2018

Turned it off. Of course Greenwood was never gonna come on. Genuinely think our u18s would beat our senior team.

Stadjer · Dec 12, 2018

The Firestarter said:
If we are lucky we will get Ajax but of course we will screw it up.

If we dont improve Ajax will win that

RedDevil@84 · Dec 12, 2018

NJM78 said:
When is the CL draw, just want to know who will be knocking us out.

Think it is Monday evening or afternoon

SuperiorXI · Dec 12, 2018

So unprofessional.

We could of cruised to the top and had a more favorable draw. Wankers.

Sparky Rhiwabon · Dec 12, 2018

Young Boys smashing the Old Lady

No Idea For Nickname · Dec 12, 2018

Don't worry, we will get Ajax. Probably will lose, but hey ho

tomaldinho1 · Dec 12, 2018

11101 said:
Bailly is the only player who has done his job properly tonight.

Yh think he's been decent - also harshly called on some freekicks

the 5 man CM setup experiment has been diabolical however

Adam-Utd · Dec 12, 2018

80th min and first time Valencia has tried to actually get forward

Tibs · Dec 12, 2018

Sassy Colin said:
What a wasted opportunity, considering what's happening in the other game.

We're going to get knocked out/humiliated by whoever we get.

Best case scenario is something like us losing each tie 1-0 against the Barcelona 12 year olds

Slevs · Dec 12, 2018

Did he genuinely try to shoot?

Stadjer · Dec 12, 2018

UncleBob said:
No idea why Lingard makes that run in central into congested space when Pogba has the ball there, just flank him out left to:
- actually make yourself available for the pass
- worst case just pull a defender out wide

The lack of passing options is absurd.

Smart runs without the ball are supposed to be Lingard his quality...

Still ill · Dec 12, 2018

What price a gritty victory at Anfield Sunday? Boom bust.

Minimalist · Dec 12, 2018

redshaw said:
Losing to FC Midtjylland?

We did score though.

Nah that was hilarious (along with the tears) at that stage of the season.

We had fecking Donald Love playing ffs.

simplyared · Dec 12, 2018

Rashford shouldn't be making those sort of tackles. What is going on!

minoo-utd · Dec 12, 2018

No one cares for this club anymore right? Because if there's one in the board cares, Jose will get the sack immediately after this week. Never saw players so disjoint so weak and clueless.

RedDevil@84 · Dec 12, 2018

Slevs said:
Did he genuinely try to shoot?

Ha. Pogba is alive. Thank god

Utdstar01 · Dec 12, 2018

Valencia is utter shit and has zero offensive game.

RepardReece · Dec 12, 2018

Stadjer said:
If we dont improve Ajax will win that

If we don't sack Mourinho any team we play in the RO16 we are exiting.

BrianMcClair'sBarnet · Dec 12, 2018

LoveFootball said:
I presume the "Mourinho in" fan club are not eating good tonight? What's on menu?

Cheerios.

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