We could play for another 3 hours and not score here
FA Premier League
Tottenham Hotspur 2:0 Manchester United
White Hart Lane
- Kick-off
- Sat, 19 August 2023 @ 5:30pm BST
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The most bizarre part is how improvised everything feels.This started off so well and looked so promising. Has since descended into an utter shit show, slow, no movement, poor passing the usual crap.
Take everyone off!What's all that shit on the pitch by Onana?Hehball makes me miss Oleball.I think the match will finish 1-1, but it has been so poor on so many fronts. We just don't have the personnel to improve significantly. We are being overrun in the midfield and can't finish. Too many problems.
That was the excuse on MondayIf Martial isn’t even fit enough for 15 minutes at Spurs then release him.Put a fork in this one, it’s done.just seems like right now they always have an open player in the middle of the pitchWho are we crossing to…
people need to stop criticizing players being poor played out of their best positions. criticize the man who made that decision instead.
Paper planes.
Paper airplanesSomething is truly fecked up when your biggest scoring threat is CasemiroSecond half has been appalling. Spurs have toyed with us. We can’t put half decent passing moves togetherETH will be lucky to last the season. Abysmal.
We definitely have a plan, and poorly coached is an exaggeration, our main issue is that we have lots of players who will revert to what they know (lump it long, hollywood passes, etc) rather than following that plan when things don't work out.Get Wout on the phone.What’s the rule on more than 3 subs?
The cult of Ten Hag won't like that.When the going gets tough we appear to wilt.
Yup. We have no style of play.What the feck was thatIt’s so slow. So so so so slow.Fecking clueless and pretty much easy for a team that's rubbish, we're bad and realy bad, don't look fit devoid of any ideas , and haven't took our chances .. Bruno header Is the biggest, absolute dross and I'm getting fed up with this crap. Poor poor poor , This is spurs not fecking Real Madrid .. Arsenal are going to Hammer us ..Two new managers have their team looking better than what we've served upWhy didn't Mount pass to Dalot who was open coming into the box??? Tired of this hoofing it into the box shite.My doubts about ETH have well and truly started. Especially his ability to build a squad. Not sure wever been getting the correct signings
Martial until Hojlund is fit.We’ve redefined toothless.It’s just a whole lot of shit again isn’t it.And we are back to Martial.We've got problems.Probably been said but how has it become acceptable for Manchester United not to have at least two recognised strikers. I don't understand how it's been allowed to transpire.
Martial is a converted winger, what's the point in him if he sits on the bench but can't come on.
Why have we spent £55m on Mount, the exact midfielder we didn't need... In a summer when Bellingham, Caceido, Rice and even Lavia were on the move.
Once again sheer negligence from the club.First of many games this season where game is over as soon as opposition score.
What would you say the plan is?Wo don't look as a team at all since the end of last season.No movement at all- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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10%
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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8%
Raphael Varane
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3%
Casemiro
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2%
Luke Shaw
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2%
Mason Mount
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2%
Jadon Sancho
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2%
Facundo Pellistri
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Alejandro Garnacho
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1%
Lisandro Martinez
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 282 ratings.
Score Predictions
158,67,81
- Man Utd win
- Tottenham win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 27% Tottenham 1:2 Man Utd
- 17% Tottenham 1:1 Man Utd
- 10% Tottenham 0:2 Man Utd
- 9% Tottenham 2:1 Man Utd
- 8% Tottenham 2:2 Man Utd
- 7% Tottenham 1:3 Man Utd
- 7% Tottenham 2:0 Man Utd
- 5% Tottenham 0:1 Man Utd
- 2% Tottenham 3:1 Man Utd
- 2% Tottenham 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 1:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 4:1 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 0:5 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 6:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 9:0 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Tottenham
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 56% 44%
- Shots
- 17 22
- Shots on Target
- 6 6
- Corners
- 5 6
- Fouls
- 9 8
Referee
Michael Oliver
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Diogo Dalot
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Jadon Sancho
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replaced by Christian Eriksen
