Imagine all the assists Bruno could have if we had someone who could actually score.
FA Premier League
Tottenham Hotspur 2:0 Manchester United
White Hart Lane
- Kick-off
- Sat, 19 August 2023 @ 5:30pm BST
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only a genius thinks that shifting our biggest goal threat to accomodate inferior player is a brilliant idea.Bet it’s a pen!We're not even through the second game and I'm already fed up of our front three.Rashford need to be substituted.Feck these cnuts diving.Get the feck up you pussies.
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It’s funny cause he actually coaches his way out of the bad choices he makes in signings. If he’d have spent the Mount & Antony money better lord knows how much better we’d be.Spurs are bang average and look like they’ll just brush us aside now.Stay down you cnuts.
Is this a joke? He hasn't had a good game at all, but that is a shocking take. If every winger score every chance from that angle, there would be 15-15 results every game.Only if Antony had right foot he would have hit it first time. Took time to bring the ball on left and invited pressureShould be 1-1 right now but Bruno can't hit the broad side of a barn.Why did he hit a long ball when there’s 2 on the floor ffsHow much money are we going to need to give ten hag before he can get a result against a half decent team away from homeBruno
It's frankly inexcusable that we're two games into the season and literally do not have a striker we can put on the pitch.
Twenty minutes out.It's only 53 mins get the feck upProbably give this one when it isn’t a penBruno can feck off with this shit, just fecking pass the ball.Get up MaddersWhy we we shutting ourselves?!
That seems like quite an exaggeration, given we'd had double the shots and the much better chances. Since the goal they've had their tails up and should have scored again really, but before the goal they hadn't created any proper chancesCasemiro is struggling. Unsure if that's to do with him looking like a 40 year old in that middle or a genuine lack of support.It’s sad how conceding 1 rattles us!VAR will give this.I’m losing patience with Antony and it’s game 2.Maddison isn’t even average. VAR desperate to feck usFor a neutral this might be the game of the season.Let's just keep going to VAR until there's a penalty, okay then
Not injured. He's fit. Just that it is time for him to join Saudi Arabia next season. Well past it.Subs please Eric...Antony with a key blockNot sure what we can do when we are incapable of scoring our chances
Go away idiot
Got his new contract, couldn’t give a feckThink the first one could have been a pen. Not much in it though- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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10%
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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8%
Raphael Varane
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3%
Casemiro
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2%
Luke Shaw
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2%
Mason Mount
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2%
Jadon Sancho
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2%
Facundo Pellistri
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Alejandro Garnacho
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1%
Lisandro Martinez
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 282 ratings.
Score Predictions
158,67,81
- Man Utd win
- Tottenham win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 27% Tottenham 1:2 Man Utd
- 17% Tottenham 1:1 Man Utd
- 10% Tottenham 0:2 Man Utd
- 9% Tottenham 2:1 Man Utd
- 8% Tottenham 2:2 Man Utd
- 7% Tottenham 1:3 Man Utd
- 7% Tottenham 2:0 Man Utd
- 5% Tottenham 0:1 Man Utd
- 2% Tottenham 3:1 Man Utd
- 2% Tottenham 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Tottenham 1:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 4:1 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 0:5 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 6:0 Man Utd
- 0% Tottenham 9:0 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Tottenham
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 56% 44%
- Shots
- 17 22
- Shots on Target
- 6 6
- Corners
- 5 6
- Fouls
- 9 8
Referee
Michael Oliver
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Diogo Dalot
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Jadon Sancho
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replaced by Christian Eriksen
