Stoke City 2:0 Manchester United

redshaw · Dec 26, 2015

SqueakyWeasel said:
Stoke (A)
Norwich at (H)
Bournemouth (A)
West Ham (H)
Leicester (A)

Anyone would have bet on us getting more that 2 points from that run at the start of the season?

Fill your boots time, except we put lead in ours.

LeftyBlaster · Dec 26, 2015

Mata's just light years off Ozil and Silva. Always needs an extra touch to control the ball and takes too much time to look up. His awareness is miles off theirs.

Member 5225 · Dec 26, 2015

Mata is clearly an Italian Serie A or MLS player

Esquire · Dec 26, 2015

Drifter said:
A faint hope that the never say die attitude and how important this result is will suface amongst the players.

Unfortunately I think our confidence has been completely shattered. You can actually see it, the trepidation, hesitation and timidity. It's simply demoralizing to see.

Green_Red · Dec 26, 2015

Its like we're not marking people. Zonal and keep formation?

OnlyTwoDaSilvas · Dec 26, 2015

Harsh on Bojan. Didn't even look like he claimed it. Got straight up and chased the ball.

Drifter · Dec 26, 2015

Martial looking ordinary today.

Moriarty · Dec 26, 2015

MajorTom said:
But he is the worst player we have..........

That particular honour belongs to Memphis, at least for today.

Red Dreams · Dec 26, 2015

must be vodka in that bottle.

pseudo_canadian · Dec 26, 2015

Drifter said:
Martial looking ordinary today.

Ordinary in a vast sea of shit.

ravi2 · Dec 26, 2015

dichinero said:
If Fellaini stay on the pitch in the second half we deserve to lose

He is on the pitch most def

Red Dreams · Dec 26, 2015

Moriarty said:
That particular honour belongs to Memphis, at least for today.

he has been ridiculous most of the season.

kopviolator · Dec 26, 2015

Drifter said:
Martial looking ordinary today.

He has for a while tbf. But occasionally he does something out of the ordinary.

minoo-utd · Dec 26, 2015

ravi2 said:
I feel the same way

Unfortunately that's the closest shit to happen.

LS17 · Dec 26, 2015

Can't argue with Mephis for Rooney considering how he was playing but thought Morgan should have come on Fellaini too so Herrera could go no.10

Raw · Dec 26, 2015

Drifter said:
Martial looking ordinary today.

It's what happens when you shove him out on the wing to hug the touchline.

Stretford End Phil · Dec 26, 2015

Still no Giggs on the touchline? He must know LVG is a busted flush.

ravi2 · Dec 26, 2015

LeChuck said:
The Sun have given Rooney a 7.0 for his first half performance.

I'd say that's a fair assessment.

Needham · Dec 26, 2015

Drifter said:
Martial looking ordinary today.

He's looked the money no more than 15% of all his game times.

pauldyson1uk · Dec 26, 2015

sunama said:
What difference is he going to make?
He can't score a goal, either.

I said that to my son.

Member 5225 · Dec 26, 2015

Atleast we're better this second half!

Mrs Smoker · Dec 26, 2015

That's the spirit, Wazza!

Slevs · Dec 26, 2015

Nice one Wayne. Fighting spirit.

United22 · Dec 26, 2015

Member 5225 said:
Mata is clearly an Italian Serie A or MLS player

Despite the fact he lit up the PL two years in a row for Chelsea?

JPRouve · Dec 26, 2015

Green_Red said:
Its like we're not marking people. Zonal and keep formation?

In zonal, you mark the player in your zone though.

DWelbz19 · Dec 26, 2015

Amethyst said:
Can you change captain at any time? Or only if the captain is subbed?

Ah yeah, I think this is the case.

SteveJ · Dec 26, 2015

At least Memphis' headrests are in no danger of falling off.

pseudo_canadian · Dec 26, 2015

Stretford End Phil said:
Still no Giggs on the touchline? He must know LVG is a busted flush.

It would be great if Giggs got up and stood on the touchline for the rest of the game.

ravi2 · Dec 26, 2015

Y'all enjoying LVG's last half as manager of mufc?

SqueakyWeasel · Dec 26, 2015

Godfather said:
If Giggs gets the job I'll stop watching United

How is this not worse than people being frustrated at watching United continue aimlessly under LvG … if it meant that Pep was the pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow to take his temporary management status until the start of next season, in fact I'd personally applaud it right now!

Slevs · Dec 26, 2015

Raw said:
It's what happens when you shove him out on the wing to hug the touchline.

He's been playing on the wing since the 45th minute. He was playing as a striker in the first half. Get your LvG hating specs off.

Irrational. · Dec 26, 2015

Stoke are set up perfectly this half. Happy for us to keep possession sideways and backwards, whilst able to hit us on the counter at any point.

Rado_N · Dec 26, 2015

Throw in 20 yards from stokes goal back to DDG in seconds.

Man-United · Dec 26, 2015

Our away fans are brilliant.

littlepeasoup · Dec 26, 2015

We have been better second half, although it is a magnificently low bar.

Moriarty · Dec 26, 2015

Red Dreams said:
he has been ridiculous most of the season.

Hyped up like crazy before he came here buut hasn't lived up to his reputation. He can play all right but he just hasn't adapted to the English game at all. Needs to slim down a bit and play to his strengths rather than adding that physicality to his game.

Green_Red · Dec 26, 2015

JPRouve said:
In zonal, you mark the player in your zone though.

What the feck are they doing then. Its like Stoke players are just running free in the space everywhere. Although last 5 minutes we've gotten a bit of a grip. Too little too late though

Slevs · Dec 26, 2015

Man, Rooney fighting for every ball, fighting with everyone, playing for the shirt. Where was he the entire season?

christinaa · Dec 26, 2015

Bye bye LVG

ravi2 · Dec 26, 2015

Needham said:
He's looked the money no more than 15% of all his game times.

As does most of the team, bar smalling and ddg

Anustart89 · Dec 26, 2015

Are you in love with Rooney, or what? Get fecked and get on with the game.

Drifter · Dec 26, 2015

Man-United said:
Our away fans are brilliant.

Why they deserve better than this.

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