Southampton 2:3 Manchester United

Will Singh · Sep 20, 2015

Tibs said:
If Darmian offered nothing going forward, wtf is Valencia going to do? He's scared of crossing the ball

More like the defenders are scared of getting smashed with the ball

gormless · Sep 20, 2015

This makes no sense. He only scored 9 goals last season, and he's got 3 already. As delighted as I am, I fully expect him to hit some inconsistency soon

Cristiano Jonaldo · Sep 20, 2015

Martial

rockerlad · Sep 20, 2015

RetroStu said:
Martial is the real deal, i'm more than happy to be proven wrong with him.

Me as well. Cool as feck

Cooksen · Sep 20, 2015

A lot better then the last striker we got from Monaco

Kant-ona · Sep 20, 2015

Keep calm and enjoy Martial.

RedRonaldo · Sep 20, 2015

Wow Martial again! We've got a bargain, seriously!

JTW95 · Sep 20, 2015

Despite getting gifted it was still a difficult finish. You see many of them go straight at the keeper.

LARulz · Sep 20, 2015

What a waste from Depay

Raw · Sep 20, 2015

Oh Anthony Martial!

Bojan11 · Sep 20, 2015

Rooney with that cutting pass to Valencia. He missed that.

suheilsworld · Sep 20, 2015

I just hope we don't get over defensive now.. We tend to do that

ken11 · Sep 20, 2015

lol Depay feeling upstaged perhaps?

Manny · Sep 20, 2015

Memphis feeling left out

Hammerfell · Sep 20, 2015

gormless said:
This makes no sense. He only scored 9 goals last season, and he's got 3 already. As delighted as I am, I fully expect him to hit some inconsistency soon

ffs

Empire · Sep 20, 2015

This should take the pressure off Depay.

George Owen · Sep 20, 2015

Martial law

get the feck in!

what a gift

JTW95 · Sep 20, 2015

Martial has probably activated all his clauses in one week :lol:

lilcurt · Sep 20, 2015

shamans said:
I think at his age Rooney wasn't doing that bad. Rooney is having a bad run that's all.

If a bad run last pretty much two seasons then yeah, he's having a bad run.

kouroux · Sep 20, 2015

He celebrates goals better than Henry that's for sure.

crimsonife · Sep 20, 2015

Martial is amazing

Randall Flagg · Sep 20, 2015

SirBobbysCombover said:
Rooney should be ashamed, young kid showing him how it's done.

Comments like this are funny

I think Rooney knows how to score goals too. He is playing far deeper today way too deep IMO so will obviously get far few chances

shamans · Sep 20, 2015

lilcurt said:
If a bad run last pretty much two seasons then yeah, he's having a bad run.

If you think he's been bad for two seasons you have a short memory or a bias.

suheilsworld · Sep 20, 2015

Rooney is going to play second fiddle to Martial this season.
Give Wilson a chance and rooney will be 4th behind Fellaini too

Ødegaard · Sep 20, 2015

Martial is such a bad copy of Welbeck. Can't even miss-hit the ball.

paulscholes18 · Sep 20, 2015

Such a cool finisher its ridiculous

Annihilate Now! · Sep 20, 2015

I bet Rooney brought Valencia on at half time... just for *that* pass

Red-Man-Walking · Sep 20, 2015

gormless said:
This makes no sense. He only scored 9 goals last season, and he's got 3 already. As delighted as I am, I fully expect him to hit some inconsistency soon

11 of the 12 he got in all competitions last season were since January, so if anything his form is par for the course.

Jippy · Sep 20, 2015

Martial has finally surpassed Macheda.

mu4c_20le · Sep 20, 2015

This kid makes me more excited than when Ronaldo came on against Bolton. And not just because of the goals, he just has a certain aura.

Eriku · Sep 20, 2015

JTW95 said:
Despite getting gifted it was still a difficult finish. You see many of them go straight at the keeper.

What I found really encouraging was that the goalie went the wrong way. Clearly he's good at giving the eyes or shaping his body to deceive the goalie.

Litch · Sep 20, 2015

C O L D

ShakeUnBake · Sep 20, 2015

He makes finishing look easy.

JTW95 · Sep 20, 2015

If Martial gets a hat-trick I think I will jizz all over my living room.

SqueakyWeasel · Sep 20, 2015

I've done "Martial ARTS" and "Martial LAW" no idea what I'll write if he gets a hatter?

sizzling sausages · Sep 20, 2015

gormless said:
This makes no sense. He only scored 9 goals last season, and he's got 3 already. As delighted as I am, I fully expect him to hit some inconsistency soon

Yeah, he almost certainly will. At least this great start should keep people off his back for a while if he does go through a poor spell.

marlowe78 · Sep 20, 2015

Carrick IMO needs to come off.

shamans · Sep 20, 2015

When we don't score: Rooney is shite, should be relegated to the reserves

When we do score: Hahahahaha shameful that Rooney didn't score that.

RedDevil-85 · Sep 20, 2015

Lets get a 3rd goal.
Martial for the hat trick

ivaldo · Sep 20, 2015

Randall Flagg said:
Comments like this are funny

I think Rooney knows how to score goals too. He is playing far deeper today way too deep IMO so will obviously get far few chances

I think it's more to do with Rooney being conpketeky out of form for the last 9 months.

FA Premier League

Southampton 2:3 Manchester United

St. Mary's

Closed

Full Member

Full Member

Lawyer Here!

Full Member

The Millennium Falcao

Full Member

Wishes to be oppressed.

Gullible sausage

Full Member

Full Member

Full Member

Full Member

Full Member

Grammar Police

Full Member

Full Member

LEAVE THE SFW THREAD ALONE!!1!

Gullible sausage

Full Member

45k posts to finally achieve this tagline

Full Member

Worst of the best

Thinks you can get an STD from flirting.

Full Member

formerly MrEriksen

Full Member

...or later, I'm not fussy

Fully Erect

Sleeps with tramps, bangs jacuzzis, dirty shoes

New Member

Full Member

Full Member

So, Aguero eh? Great Arsenal player

Gullible sausage

Full Member

Thinks TBP is a soft tagline whore

New Member

Thinks you can get an STD from flirting.

Full Member

Mediocre Horse Whisperer, s'up wid chew?

Man of the Match

Runners-up

Player Ratings

Highest Rated Player

Lowest Rated Player

Score Predictions

Detailed Results

Match Stats

Referee

Man Utd Lineup

Substitutes