Southampton 2:2 Manchester United

FootballHQ · Dec 1, 2018

Man. United seem happy with the point?

How much injury time? 4 subs and no goals so that should be 3 minutes unless I've missed anything obvious.

Trophy Room · Dec 1, 2018

JPRouve said:
I missed the game, how have we been?

What do you think mate?

Member 93275 · Dec 1, 2018

Lukaku is like Usain Bolt. Can run and hit a ball into the net if played to him. Isn't actually a footballer.

48 hours · Dec 1, 2018

broccoli said:
Pogba would get away with murder. Baffling how he's still on

Nah he’d be caught very slowly walking away from the scene of the crime

minoo-utd · Dec 1, 2018

abdo99 said:
Pogba has had enough. He's not interested in this anymore

Agreed.

Siorac · Dec 1, 2018

JPRouve said:
I missed the game, how have we been?

Lukaku injured himself by miscontrolling the ball.

Just about sums up our performance.

Drifter · Dec 1, 2018

Fred may have injected some urgency in midfield.

Denis79 · Dec 1, 2018

JPRouve said:
I missed the game, how have we been?

Incredible... in the bad way

Eriku · Dec 1, 2018

Charlie Foley said:
Where's that gif of the horse with the exercise ball

Jazz · Dec 1, 2018

We are not getting the winning goal today... we're like turtles out there

pjaya · Dec 1, 2018

Fecking mourinho we are playing for a draw

Mighty 1 point against the mighty Southampton

Bobski · Dec 1, 2018

This game doesn't deserve a late winner.

thepolice123 · Dec 1, 2018

2 man midfield said:
Don’t worry @GifLord , here’s actual footage of Romelu’s injury

ffs

Ranchero · Dec 1, 2018

Look at Pogba ... sauntering... no effort to go forward. He is a waste of space. Get him out of Old Trafford. Take the money for him and run. He is a disease at Old Trafford.

Sassy Colin · Dec 1, 2018

Southampton are awful, and we still can't beat them.

JPRouve · Dec 1, 2018

Trophy Room said:
What do you think mate?

That this answer won't give me an idea?

Denis79 · Dec 1, 2018

jmaggio said:
I was in stitches at the lukaku thing. He just stared at his leg like he had no idea what it was

Haha!

No Idea For Nickname · Dec 1, 2018

I'm not even that mad or sad. Is that normal?

minoo-utd · Dec 1, 2018

That's Jose mentality right here.

kouroux · Dec 1, 2018

Fortitude said:
I actually laughed out loud despite myself, there.

I LOLed before any Replays, when I saw it, I exploded. It was funnier than I thought

Paul778 · Dec 1, 2018

How tf are we going to be in the top 4 by the end of the year...

The only way that could happen is if we kept playing our games and everyone above us had matches postponed.

Even the i doubt we could do it

elmo · Dec 1, 2018

Buster15 said:
Excellent description - Diva. Wish I thought of that.

Seriously, his attitude for a so called world class player is appalling really it is.
The problem is that none of the other players have the guts to tell him to stop being a prima dona and play for the team

Because all the attention that Pogba gets is ensuring that the media doesn't pick on their terrible form too.

Ranchero · Dec 1, 2018

We don't want to win this.

Kapardin · Dec 1, 2018

2 man midfield said:
Don’t worry @GifLord , here’s actual footage of Romelu’s injury

That was actually the closest a footballer got to imitating this gif on the pitch. :lol:

Antisocial · Dec 1, 2018

Jones did look to be limping a bit just there.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 1, 2018

2 man midfield said:
Don’t worry @GifLord , here’s actual footage of Romelu’s injury

Canagel · Dec 1, 2018

Bastian said:
That probably happened in the summer.

He's been good this season but this game is like a protest or something.

Loublaze · Dec 1, 2018

No Idea For Nickname said:
Feck of Pogba, just fecking leave you diva

He has a twat of a manager. How much more can he take?

Rajma · Dec 1, 2018

abdo99 said:
Pogba has had enough. He's not interested in this anymore

Yep, can’t blame him tbh.

Anustart89 · Dec 1, 2018

We haven't even been in their third for the past ten minutes. Is this our way of 'chasing a winner'? Pathetic.

Annihilate Now! · Dec 1, 2018

JPRouve said:
I missed the game, how have we been?

Started like shit, conceded 2 goals, the first of which featured our trademark laughable defending.

Fought our way back into it, scored 2 to go in level. Then Jose probably told our players to calm down with this scoring goals stuff and we've been complete shit again since

christinaa · Dec 1, 2018

Get rid of Woodward!

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Dec 1, 2018

11101 said:
Every time Pogba has lost the ball its because he's spent too long on the ball after looking up and seeing zero movement. No point having a player like him if we wont give options.

I'm actually thinking there is zero movement because he takes eleven touches before playing the pass.

Member 93275 · Dec 1, 2018

It's Mourinho time! Come on!

Rolaholic · Dec 1, 2018

Ranchero said:
Look at Pogba ... sauntering... no effort to go forward. He is a waste of space. Get him out of Old Trafford. Take the money for him and run. He is a disease at Old Trafford.

He's had a bad day at the office today but he's arguably been our best outfield player this season, he's not the cause of the rot :lol:

Ali Dia · Dec 1, 2018

Nothing I have seen today makes me think lukaku deserves to be our starting cf. his first touch is so bad. He runs into trouble all the time.

Jazz · Dec 1, 2018

Come on United for fecks sakes

RepardReece · Dec 1, 2018

Is anyone going to help Martial there?

buckooo1978 · Dec 1, 2018

hard to watch this shite

Drawfull · Dec 1, 2018

2 man midfield said:
Don’t worry @GifLord , here’s actual footage of Romelu’s injury

Killing me.

FootballHQ · Dec 1, 2018

Dangerous FK here for Man. United, silly one for Saints to concede.

Paul778 · Dec 1, 2018

And fellani

tomaldinho1 · Dec 1, 2018

JPRouve said:
That this answer won't give me an idea?

Imagine how we've played all season. More of the same today against relegation fodder. Even game although Southampton probably created more. Fellaini will now score and we'll limp on

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