Sevilla 0:0 Manchester United

Godfather · Feb 21, 2018

Disgraceful football from us. Valencia has no idea what to do on the right side. Neither does Young on the left. Mata is completely useless. Lindelof as well. Jesus Christ do we look disjointed.

De Gea world class. Absolute beast.

Maradona10 · Feb 21, 2018

On this form we are not getting top 4 and probably end our CL journey very soon.

J-Stander · Feb 21, 2018

Valencia has been horrific.

Offside · Feb 21, 2018

We've got a really tall team yet are shite at set pieces at both ends of the pitch

westmeath · Feb 21, 2018

westmeath said:
Only Sanchez anywhere near worthy of the shirt tonight. Complete disintegration by the end of the half, wtf is going on?

And DDG of course

R'hllor · Feb 21, 2018

My God what a save, we are just special :lol:

Keeps It tidy · Feb 21, 2018

This going to finish 0-0 and people are going to call it a Mourinho masterclass.

Smithy_123 · Feb 21, 2018

We're dire

zenith · Feb 21, 2018

We do not deserve to be going in on equal terms with sevilla. All thanks to ddg

Random Task · Feb 21, 2018

That save from DDG was inhuman.

Lawman · Feb 21, 2018

Shambolic here

glazed · Feb 21, 2018

DomesticTadpole said:
Get on with your work.

You want fries with that, Mr President?

Josep Dowling · Feb 21, 2018

From our own corner that all stemmed from. I feel like I’m watching an LVG team all over again.

Liverpool scores two corners against them and we play a short corner. Crap.

sunama · Feb 21, 2018

I hope the people on here who were writing things like, "we need to score 3 goals against this lot", will understand why they are almost unbeatable in their home ground.
0-0, will be a great result for us.

Camilo · Feb 21, 2018

This is a comedy. Clueless half of football. DDG has kept us level, everyone else is a joke. What the hell are we trying to do?!

Aki_United · Feb 21, 2018

DDG best keeper ever

Nipower888 · Feb 21, 2018

our defense is amazing

Wiltord02 · Feb 21, 2018

When are you going to sell him to Madrid. He is an absolutely fantastic keeper.

simonhch · Feb 21, 2018

That’s the best save I’ve seen since Schmeichel vs Rapid Vienna

Lay · Feb 21, 2018

Great save by DDG. We are all over the place.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Feb 21, 2018

Win a corner and most teams would chuck it in the box.... especially just before halftime when youve pushed defenders up.... you might score?

Not us, we're far too smart for that.

Shite

spwd · Feb 21, 2018

De God again, thank feck weve got him

pseudo_canadian · Feb 21, 2018

We're so fecking bad it's hilarious.

NK86 · Feb 21, 2018

We are so shite. All those people saying that we can do without De Gea, think again.

Our team looks like they have never seen a football before or seen each other before. Pathetic, spineless display from a coward manager.

Raoul · Feb 21, 2018

De Gea is playing on another level.

Thiim · Feb 21, 2018

We look like a League 2 side nervous and shaky beyond belief. What a bunch of clowns.

Tibs · Feb 21, 2018

What a fecking save by Dave

BluesJr · Feb 21, 2018

Does anyone honestly believe Mourinho is doing a good job with this team tactically or individually? Every single time we come up against a team with any kind of quality we are always second best. Always.

vibe · Feb 21, 2018

David de Gea is the best football player in the world right now. Can't even call it an exaggeration at this point.

KristianMackle · Feb 21, 2018

I'm sorry but Pogba coming in completely changed the game for Sevilla. We have no one who can press like Herrera does and that means we invite pressure. Sad half

Garethw · Feb 21, 2018

This is a fecking shambles. As an attacking entity we are completely non existent again ffs.

OnlyTwoDaSilvas · Feb 21, 2018

Jedi reactions from De Gea.

diplomat · Feb 21, 2018

I'm sorry to say this, but feck Mourinho for this. It's absolutely disgraceful, he is responsible for all this bullshit going on the pitch.

sizzling sausages · Feb 21, 2018

Useless first half.

We need to give De Gea whatever the feck he wants to sign a new contract.

Raw · Feb 21, 2018

We aren't great to watch are we?

Ish · Feb 21, 2018

Piss poor all round.

Redplane · Feb 21, 2018

Can we just slap an 800 million buyout clause on DDG please?

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Feb 21, 2018

We would be bottom half of the table if we didn't have DDG.

glazed · Feb 21, 2018

Random Task said:
That save from DDG was inhuman.

I wouldn't want to play DDG at rock paper scissors

Revan · Feb 21, 2018

Almost had a heart attack in the end. I love De Gea, our best player we have had since Ronaldo left.

Cee90 · Feb 21, 2018

Not good enough!

King.of.Red · Feb 21, 2018

C'mon Pogba..

Jazz · Feb 21, 2018

Thanks God for Dave. That was an unbelievable save!

And we are undeniably shit. Time for some new coaches. Cannot believe how inept we are attacking wise. Surely that can't be acceptable at this level for a club like United?

Tom Van Persie · Feb 21, 2018

Imagine not thinking De Gea is the best keeper in the world.

Paxi · Feb 21, 2018

My word De Gea!!! Better than Yashin, Schmeichel, Neuer, Shilton, Buffon, Zoff.

He's simply GOAT!

Crimson King · Feb 21, 2018

This is so bad, I mean what's the actual plan? It just looks like we're waiting for the game to end and hoping for the 0-0.

Pathetic.

Adam-Utd · Feb 21, 2018

Antisocial said:
Still our best player

Not for long. He will be gone soon. Why would he stick around for this shit.

whatwha · Feb 21, 2018

Good save but a poor header tbh, almost straight at De Gea.

Kant-ona · Feb 21, 2018

phew!

in a fair world, this goalkeeper would earn twice as much as the next superstar.

Hugh Jass · Feb 21, 2018

Giving away too many corners. need to be tighter.

George Owen · Feb 21, 2018

DDG is controlled by GOD

I think this is a great result so far.

Ok we are playing shit, but Sevilla players have been running like mad men for 45 minutes. No way they can keep up with that intensity for 45 minutes more.

we can win this shit, lets bring in Martial to run at them.

Toad · Feb 21, 2018

What the feck is going on with us. Mourinho doesn’t seem to have a clue

Water Melon said:
A bus by Mou. Lukaku is on his own in the drivers cabin, the rest are somewhere well behind. A perfect pic imo

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