It's a good thing a match has two halves because otherwise the guy responsible for the pitch would be furious only on half of the pitch was used for 90 minutes.
FA Premier League
Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United
St. James' Park
- Kick-off
- Sat, 2 December 2023 @ 8:00pm GMT
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No chance it will be 0-0 they are all over us. We’re gonna need to score at least twice to get anything out of this and we can’t seem to string more than three passes together, it’s awfulThe fair weathers from the Land that Time Forgot finding their voices tonight.
We are bound to score then
... but trueStonewall yellow cardNot bad TonyMartial can't run anymoreTrippier is a sewer rat
I don't know if it's any overhyping issue for him, but not sure he has the physical attributes to be a sole DM in a team that plays so openI actually feel sorry for Rashford at this stage, unrecognisable from the player of last season. Don't know what's wrong with him.It's funny because Shaw, Dalot, Garnacho, Mainoo, Maguire, Bruno are all playing quite well. The other half have been horrible thoughWow martial did something ok for once
The tea lady would be better up top.Did I just see martial run?
Holy hell.We're making Newcastle look like the better team ffsWhy barrack Onana?
Or at the very least put some Vicks Vaporub on them, it will be a better spectacle.Unlocked with two passes.Must have heard the cussing from us cause Rash did the first decent thing this gameThe foul was way closer to goal?
A player that is struggling to get even a goal will somehow score two. Not a hope.Ten Hag is so useless against the top six. I don't understand how anyone can see any sort of progress with him when we can't even put up a fight let alone beat any half decent side we come up against.30mins played, still not conceded. Well doneA dead horse on the right, the walking dead up top......ffs.....Rashford does nothing correctly.Martial showing the other players that it's OK to turn with the ball towards the Newcastle goal.we make every team look prime Barca at the minute.
Sorry isn't the right wordHow is that not a yellow?Our free kicks remain a source of shite
Not so much a criticism but this set up requires a physically superhuman DM, otherwise it's going to be a challenge.
One training cone.Being torn apart by Newcastle here.
Rashford, Martial and McTominay have been non-existent.Trippier tripping Martial on purpose, where the feck is the yellow card?!utter joke of a free kick... and why the feck is shaw playing CB when varane and lindelof are on the bench? feking weird team selection all round from erik
Dalot out of position all the time, Mainoo alone in midfield
Its the same every week, we have no control because we abandon the midfield with Bruno and mct piling forward. Really hard to have any faith in a manager that sees the same problem every week and does nothing about it
He need to see some psychologist. He clearly isn't there and his mind is somewhere else.Fernandes obviously been asked to play deeperFeck me. What a rubbish free kick- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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16%
Luke Shaw
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8%
Kobbie Mainoo
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3%
Bruno Fernandes
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3%
Andre Onana
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 258 ratings.
Score Predictions
54,108,33
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 14% Newcastle 3:1 Man Utd
- 12% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
- 11% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
- 10% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
- 9% Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd
- 7% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
- 7% Newcastle 4:0 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
- 5% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
- 4% Newcastle 4:1 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 6:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 9:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 5:1 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Newcastle
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 58% 42%
- Shots
- 22 8
- Shots on Target
- 4 1
- Corners
- 7 3
- Fouls
- 6 13
Referee
Robert Jones
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Sergio Reguilon
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replaced by Sofyan Amrabat
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replaced by Rasmus Hojlund
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replaced by Antony
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