Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United

Escobar · Dec 2, 2023

saivet said:
As good as Mainoo has been for us, I don't think he's strong enough defensively to how open our midfield plays. Feels like there is a lot of work for him to do and he's not a physical monster to be able to cope

He is alone in midfield against 3

kouroux · Dec 2, 2023

We are playing like relegation fodder

Buster15 · Dec 2, 2023

LDUred said:
Useless sack of shit Martial.

Perfect description. Should have been kicked out of the club.

mu4c_20le · Dec 2, 2023

Ali Dia said:
This is absolute muck

Nonsense. 0-0 would be a brilliant result.

krazyrobus · Dec 2, 2023

What's more useful, Rashford Martial or two training cones?

Drifter · Dec 2, 2023

Barcodes pressing well

space · Dec 2, 2023

What does Rashford actually do anymore?

PoTMS · Dec 2, 2023

Luton Town would be embarrassed with that Rashford/Wan-Bissaka partnership.

Art · Dec 2, 2023

Have OT matchgoers ever experienced OT be as loud as this?

JimmyWils · Dec 2, 2023

This is fecking painful to watch, looks like men against boys. Fingers crossed we weather this storm and get some possession.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 2, 2023

SER19 said:
AWB is carrying the entire right flank? I've never seen a full back so exposed by a teammate.

I agree the weighting is for Rashford but AWB was 40 yards up the pitch when they just launched it down the left wing into acres of space. And he jogs back… which is more than Rashford to be fair. One lazy forward is a problem, two is a disaster

RedMarcus · Dec 2, 2023

Rashford looks like he simply can't be arsed. Poor attitude

Jazz · Dec 2, 2023

Get In Scholesy said:
I have been suspecting something like this for quite some time for a number of our players. It’s shocking

Yep. I believe the higher ups intervened on Rashford. No way ETH can't see he's a liability.

AaronRedDevil · Dec 2, 2023

Wtf is going on man. Whatever gameplan ETH, it simply isn't working. All our players are isolated whenever they get the ball.

Escobar · Dec 2, 2023

After Antony should some promise on Turkey, I wonder why ETH starts Rashford who has been so much worse

DickDastardly · Dec 2, 2023

Maybe it's too cold for our players.

Give them a snood

2 man midfield · Dec 2, 2023

space said:
What does Rashford actually do anymore?

If he isn’t scoring, not a lot

Scarlett Dracarys · Dec 2, 2023

Rashford is a poor man's Haaland

yamo123x · Dec 2, 2023

Rashford far too self important to work back for his team and has lost the ball almost every time... he has a massive chip on his shoulder....arrogance is off the scale

Annihilate Now! · Dec 2, 2023

Art said:
Have OT matchgoers ever experienced OT be as loud as this?

Obviously yes, but not for a while

mitchmouse · Dec 2, 2023

we're playing with nine men: rashford absolutely awful and martial might as well be in manchester

edgecutter · Dec 2, 2023

Rashford is out for a walk and not to play football

DavelinaJolie · Dec 2, 2023

Utd allowing more cutbacks than a conservative run council.

harms · Dec 2, 2023

Rashford doing his best to earn a staggering 0 out of 10 for that performance.

Ollie Derbyshire · Dec 2, 2023

hobbers said:
Martial and Rashford; no desire to run. No desire to keep the ball. No desire to fight.

It’s a disgrace, we can’t play with 9 players, need swapping now.

Jake · Dec 2, 2023

Never seen Rashford play as bad as this

Samoerai Jack · Dec 2, 2023

SER19 said:
this is actually disgusting to watch. just imagine this performance was being offered by antony or bruno? get him off. completely letting down his teammates. you cant play against newcastle away, with the crowd behind them, and have a player not just offer nothing, but offer a net negative

It always boggles my mind to see a fan support his team by calling them disgusting.

Stretfordender · Dec 2, 2023

So passive, all over the place

Superunknown · Dec 2, 2023

The more games we play, the less I recognise this team as Manchester United.

Escobar · Dec 2, 2023

Jazz said:
Yep. I believe the higher ups intervened on Rashford. No way ETH can't see he's a liability.

Who would that be? Joel?

kidbob · Dec 2, 2023

Mr Smith said:
We need to weather this storm, Newcastle can't keep up this level of intensity. We need to move the ball much quicker when we win it back though.

They can keep up this level of intensity because they are a top team. You only think they can't because you watch a team who have 20 mins of effort in them week after week. We'll gas before them because we are shite and unfit. They are simply a proper team.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 2, 2023

Art said:
Have OT matchgoers ever experienced OT be as loud as this?

Loads of times.

But quieter loads of times too

GledTheRed · Dec 2, 2023

Clinging on to 0-0

2 man midfield · Dec 2, 2023

Love us to get one and kill this crowd

Andycoleno9 · Dec 2, 2023

They are bossing.

Manncunian · Dec 2, 2023

Escobar said:
After Antony should some promise on Turkey, I wonder why ETH starts Rashford who has been so much worse

Agreed. It’s inexcusable.

Valencia Shin Crosses · Dec 2, 2023

saivet said:
As good as Mainoo has been for us, I don't think he's strong enough defensively to how open our midfield plays. Feels like there is a lot of work for him to do and he's not a physical monster to be able to cope

That’s because everyone’s favorite Scot McTominay is a fecking lazy traffic cone. He’s on his own in a team that can’t retain the ball

Darkhorsez · Dec 2, 2023

I am not one for criticizing players but Rashford is not really putting a shift in - so disappointing

RedPed · Dec 2, 2023

Why is Wan Bissaka playing inside like that?

DickDastardly · Dec 2, 2023

Also, Rashford is gonna score two goals this game.

Just watch it.

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