Newcastle United 2:0 Manchester United

HookedOnAPhelan · Apr 2, 2023

Mentally and physically weak.

Deserved lead for the Saudi cnuts.

dannyrhinos89 · Apr 2, 2023

DJ_21 said:
May aswell be starting 10 men every week! That’s what it feels like when weghorst starts!

Start mct and sabitzer and it's 8 men.

christinaa · Apr 2, 2023

Vidyoyo said:
Willock!

Feck off.

Rightnr · Apr 2, 2023

McTerminator said:
DDG is fecking terrible, doesn’t command his area at all. Fecking useless.

You should be banned for this. Lifetime ban when the username is considered

Dan_F · Apr 2, 2023

Barnslig said:
Should've been Rashford off tbh

Yeah, makes sense to take off the guy whose scored 30 goals this season. Christ.

NinjaZombie · Apr 2, 2023

Tiber said:
Haven't the foggiest why Howe seems to think this Newcastle team would benefit by adding Mctominay

He's annoyed me more than most today.

TsuWave · Apr 2, 2023

Crazy how Newcastle look a better team than us.

redshaw · Apr 2, 2023

Only took a few subs warming up to give them more attacking intent.

We've looked so slow all game.

amolbhatia50k · Apr 2, 2023

We just don’t pass the ball well enough. Either we are technically not up to it or this lot are too lazy to focus on doing the hard thing - retaining the ball.

from comfortably top 4 to what will be a tight slog now

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Apr 2, 2023

We were always losing this one.

Swedish_Plumber · Apr 2, 2023

This has been so poor

Irrational. · Apr 2, 2023

It was a goal of our own making. Faffing around with the ball at the back costs us.

cyberman · Apr 2, 2023

We don’t even press from the front anymore. We’ve taken away all our threat through the middle for Waghorst to become a poor midfielder. I miss the days of the position being petrified to leave space in behind. Now they press up at will

pratyush_utd · Apr 2, 2023

This game just passed us by so far

Ceteris · Apr 2, 2023

From that goal kick routine to mctomimey to dalot

Just piss poor and the manager just stands there

Blood Mage · Apr 2, 2023

There was never much hope of us getting anything today. Our away form is diabolical and Newcastle's home form is very good. We need two new midfielders.

Hester_manc · Apr 2, 2023

Dalot must be happy to see Saint-Maxinin going off.

VivaRonaldo85 · Apr 2, 2023

Another big PL game away from home and we’ve frozen again. Missing the two standout midfielders is far too much for these players.

Kaos · Apr 2, 2023

r0663664 said:
Dominated by Newcastle, this team will never learn. Please stop playing Antony, offers nothing.

He was the only one who looked remotely dangerous. Whole team have been crap.

r0663664 · Apr 2, 2023

Top 4, bye bye due.

PoTMS · Apr 2, 2023

Why do we play out the back? We are so awful with the ball.

ScholesyTheWise · Apr 2, 2023

Ah, well. they fully deserve this.

can't complain.

Gazautd18 · Apr 2, 2023

Passing has just been so poor today

Rightnr · Apr 2, 2023

Blood Mage said:
There was never much hope of us getting anything today. Our away form is diabolical and Newcastle's home form is very good. We need two new midfielders.

Plenty of hope if McTominay was not playing

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Apr 2, 2023

Rightnr said:
You should be banned for this. Lifetime ban when the username is considered

Nope, he’s right. DDG is below average at commanding his area. One of the worst in the league at it.

AFC NimbleThumb · Apr 2, 2023

This comeback will be sweet.

Fortitude · Apr 2, 2023

rajds89 said:
To many big players gone missing again this afternoon. We’ve made the barcode wearing fecks look a good team.

Don't know about that: they look poor; we just look worse.

Charlie Foley · Apr 2, 2023

On pace for 3 wins from 9 in the league

Get In Scholesy · Apr 2, 2023

Feels like we have conceded that goal 329 times in the last 3-5 years

What the hell were we playing it out at the back there for? So stupid.

dannyrhinos89 · Apr 2, 2023

Bring on Fred ffs.

Barnslig · Apr 2, 2023

Dan_F said:
Yeah, makes sense to take off the guy whose scored 30 goals this season. Christ.

Fact he's scored 30 so far this season doesnt change the fact he's been absolutely rubbish today.

PlayerOne · Apr 2, 2023

Us ans away games. Name me a worse combo

Licha-Vidic · Apr 2, 2023

They deserve it. Unfortunately.

Utterly disappointing. We might miss top 4. Such a scary thing.

No Idea For Nickname · Apr 2, 2023

DeGea said:
Our squad beyond the first 11 is not very good

That include some in the first 11 as well.

redcucumber · Apr 2, 2023

Ceteris said:
From that goal kick routine to mctomimey to dalot

Just piss poor and the manager just stands there

What do you want the manager to do? Run on the pitch and make a challenge?

RedSky · Apr 2, 2023

DWelbz19 said:
Fernandes and Rashford are immune irrespective of form, unfortunately. Only one of those 3 coming off for Sancho

Rightfully so when they're the ones that consistently come up with the goods. If Antony was on 15 goals this season he wouldn't be coming off.

Houdini · Apr 2, 2023

We need much more than a striker.

hp88 · Apr 2, 2023

edgecutter said:
McT should do a lot better. He had numerous opportunities to get rid

This! You could see that goal coming as soon he started to feck about with the clearence.

Sylar · Apr 2, 2023

Shaw has been meh today. Like we're 3 or 4 up

Ayoba · Apr 2, 2023

Blood Mage said:
There was never much hope of us getting anything today. Our away form is diabolical and Newcastle's home form is very good. We need two new midfielders.

Exactly. Best we could do is a draw

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