Newcastle United 2:0 Manchester United

next_number_seven · Apr 2, 2023

We'll be lucky to come away with a draw

TwoSheds · Apr 2, 2023

Ok this Weghorst experiment needs to die. He's ahite warmed up. Get Sancho on or Fred or literally anyone else.

Charlie Foley · Apr 2, 2023

What a cross Shaw

amolbhatia50k · Apr 2, 2023

Jazz said:
Antony playing good today. Needs some support

Been the only good performer out of the midfield and attack

pseudo_canadian · Apr 2, 2023

Hit the god damn net

Skills · Apr 2, 2023

Why not just hit across it?

edgecutter · Apr 2, 2023

Anthony, dalot and the cbs are the only ones that have been alright.

Sab, wout and mctomiany all invisible and should be off at half time.

kouroux · Apr 2, 2023

It's embarrassing how we're getting battered by them

Suedesi · Apr 2, 2023

Good match - replace Mct and Wout in the second half, and we might nick this

londonredmaniac · Apr 2, 2023

James35 said:
Fellaini was a much better player. Probably still is.

Fellaini was decent...

mitchmouse said:
so... tell me now that I was wrong to be worried about how we'd start...

It's because we were tired. We are back now refreshed....apparently.

We've been bloody awful for the last 5 weeks.

AFC NimbleThumb · Apr 2, 2023

Antony is better than that shite! Why not just hit it properly.

Swedish_Plumber · Apr 2, 2023

Gary is a miserable sod

JagUTD · Apr 2, 2023

How is this not 13-0 yet?

Von Mistelroum · Apr 2, 2023

Rashford looking back to his old self after that great purple patch now too.

Dinghy · Apr 2, 2023

What the hell was that shooting technique?

mu4c_20le · Apr 2, 2023

There was a pass there on the break, Antony didnt see it...

DWelbz19 · Apr 2, 2023

McGrathsipan said:
Sanitizers name hasn't been mentioned.

We need Fred. I just said it

Disappears on the pitch. Fred is far better than both he and McTominay

Rajma · Apr 2, 2023

I think we’re at the point where someone from senior figures at the club knocks on EtH door for tough conversation around his intentions on persisting with Wout. It really is embarrassing this is allowed to continue unchecked.

Irrational. · Apr 2, 2023

Finally, a sensible decision.

Leftback99 · Apr 2, 2023

kouroux said:
It's embarrassing how we're getting battered by them

But predictable if watching either team play recently.

Reynoldo · Apr 2, 2023

Swedish_Plumber said:
Gary is a miserable sod

He really is painful

Suv666 · Apr 2, 2023

Antony been decent today

kouroux · Apr 2, 2023

Mou Mou Land said:
One thing this is teaching us is just how shit Spain must be.

And Spanish clubs too

George Owen · Apr 2, 2023

Perfect Lisandro

MC89 · Apr 2, 2023

Newcastle should be a few up

christinaa · Apr 2, 2023

Commentators wanting a penalty

SNes · Apr 2, 2023

Can you mute Gary Neville?

Ronaldo's ego · Apr 2, 2023

Fecking crippling playing with Wout up top.

James35 · Apr 2, 2023

If Weghorst comes out second half, I will have zero complaints if we lose this match.

Mou Mou Land · Apr 2, 2023

Escobar said:
Crazy how sime people said he brings qualities into our game

But, but, but - he's a NICE bloke and tries hard......................

The No.10! · Apr 2, 2023

AndySmith1990 said:
A decade ago

I meant this season.

McGrathsipan · Apr 2, 2023

Neville is so annoying.

amolbhatia50k · Apr 2, 2023

Antony and the defence the saving grace from this 1st half

Andycoleno9 · Apr 2, 2023

Fortitude said:
McTominay not only loses the ball in lackadaisical fashion; he then jogs instead of haring back to make up for his initial sloppiness.

Maddening.

I don't know how and when that narrative started that he is a fighter who plays with passion. Guy is lazy as much as he is bad

Erics_Collar · Apr 2, 2023

Weghearse is fecking attrocious.

Massive Spanner · Apr 2, 2023

Wout is just so fecking bad and this needs to end.

calodo2003 · Apr 2, 2023

Not sure how we are this deep into the game & still unscathed.

Yorkeontop · Apr 2, 2023

Without Casemiro, we need 3 CMs in a game like this.

LARulz · Apr 2, 2023

christinaa said:
Commentators wanting a penalty

Neville and Tyler on this commentary straight said no to be fai

mitchmouse · Apr 2, 2023

Swedish_Plumber said:
Gary is a miserable sod

he hasn't said anything that's wrong

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