Newcastle United 2:0 Manchester United

Suv666 · Apr 2, 2023

Fred is better than both McT and Sabitzer.
Not sure why he isn't in the side

MDFC Manager · Apr 2, 2023

Art said:
Wout is the death of football. Just anyone else is better

At least he's doing something

Mctominay on the other hand is completely lost

ThinkTank@Cafe · Apr 2, 2023

AndySmith1990 said:
Fellaini had his uses and he wasn't started as a forward. Wout is shite

No argument.

BuzzKillington said:
2.0 implies an improvement. Fellaini was a very useful player for us on occasion.

I meant his standing in Caftards perceptions. I accept 2.0 is misleading.

McGrathsipan · Apr 2, 2023

Widow said:
A new striker isn't solving this side.

It's one of many positions needed

dannyrhinos89 · Apr 2, 2023

Fred on at halftime please

Martial too.

JinnerJamie · Apr 2, 2023

Refs a fecking homer

Reynoldo · Apr 2, 2023

Feck off ref, bollix

Swearing Budgie · Apr 2, 2023

We turn over possession so cheaply. Newcastle only lose possession with a cross or goal attempt

ha_rooney · Apr 2, 2023

Ref now deciding that’s no longer a soft foul.

el3mel · Apr 2, 2023

Think we'll improve in 2nd half as usual, so if this half ends 0-0 we can still win this.

Rightnr · Apr 2, 2023

A United player might get killed out there and we'd get a yellow for it. fecking refs.

Roboc7 · Apr 2, 2023

DWelbz19 said:
McTominay 10 and Weghorst 9 — is there a team in the top 10 with less attacking impetus?

No, hopefully this will be first and last time we see it and not for much longer in this game.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Apr 2, 2023

Are we afraid of shooting

Von Mistelroum · Apr 2, 2023

Whenever we move forward our midfield have to pass backwards because nobody ahead is moving or looking for a pass.

saivet · Apr 2, 2023

Unlucky Dalot

48 hours · Apr 2, 2023

Feeble shot Dalot

kouroux · Apr 2, 2023

Widow said:
A new striker isn't solving this side.

It'd be a good step forward for sure. We're playing with a non entity right now. It would help to be 11 vs 11

redcucumber · Apr 2, 2023

Skills said:
Antony is just so technically poor

What?! He's literally been our only decent player going forward.

Semper Fudge · Apr 2, 2023

Who is this co-commentator who sounds like he's speaking whilst holding his nose? Prat.

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Apr 2, 2023

When will De Gea catch a cross?

Hester_manc · Apr 2, 2023

I know our central midfield is without our 2 first choises. But it should be able to match a player like Longstaff.

Andycoleno9 · Apr 2, 2023

pseudo_canadian said:
Why is McTominay in ahead of Fred?

i don't get it either. How McT always finds a way to get back in first 11 is some serious voodoo shit

Fortitude · Apr 2, 2023

ThinkTank@Cafe said:
Weggy = Fellaini 2.0

Fellaini looks like a ballon D'or candidate next to Weghorst.

King Eric 7 · Apr 2, 2023

Hopefully we can sucker punch them at some point. Their game won't be as intense as the first 20 minutes and we could grow into this with one or two changes.

kouroux · Apr 2, 2023

saivet said:
Unlucky Dalot

Not unlucky, just pure shite

Mou Mou Land · Apr 2, 2023

arnie_ni said:
WW needs to learn to take the ball to feet hold it there and win a fk

He needs to learn how to take a ball, control it, run forward, pass, take a return ball and then shoot on target.

SAFMUTD · Apr 2, 2023

Good play Dalot should be doing way way better thefe

christinaa · Apr 2, 2023

Feck you ref

Ananke · Apr 2, 2023

Newcastle can be all handsy no fouls, second we do it it’s a foul. Trash ref.

Shark · Apr 2, 2023

Weghorst is incredibly ineffective. I don't like him in this team one single bit.

Jazz · Apr 2, 2023

why did Dalot not pass the ball instead of taking a shot? He knows he's crap at it! Our best chance and he doesn't make the most of it it!

James35 · Apr 2, 2023

kouroux said:
Not unlucky, just pure shite

haha

Dazzmondo · Apr 2, 2023

Really nice move. Great by Bruno and Rashford. Very poor shot by Dalot

Andycoleno9 · Apr 2, 2023

Don't wait half time. Put Fred now, ffs.

amolbhatia50k · Apr 2, 2023

Swearing Budgie said:
We turn over possession so cheaply. Newcastle only lose possession with a cross or goal attempt

That’s our thing. We just don’t know how to play keep ball. It will take a lot of signings and training to fix imo a so many of this lot are just incapable

Hughie77 · Apr 2, 2023

So many poor passes in final 3rd.. this has to get better. . Martial hopefully got 45 mins in him . He may change it at half time..

Suv666 · Apr 2, 2023

ETH's insistence on Werghorst is incredibly frustrating

saivet · Apr 2, 2023

kouroux said:
Not unlucky, just pure shite

Don't think that was an easy ball to take on

amolbhatia50k · Apr 2, 2023

Antony was doing well on the right. Trying to get Rashford firing has made him worse

FireballXL5 · Apr 2, 2023

The standing still is killing me.

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