We really are hopeless for fecks sake...
FA Premier League
Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United
St. James' Park
- Kick-off
- Sun, 6 October 2019 @ 4:30pm BST
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Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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Slow, orthodox, square passing. Every game.
19th Century Utd more likeexitement builds...a young corner
Go do something enjoyable.Our sideways passing on the halfway line has been magical to watch.
Ooooh another floater Ashley?Young with the urgency of 93rd minute winning substitute
They have to pace themselves. They have a big game coming up in two weeks.United with a spell of pressure.may as well be watching Boreham WoodIts as though Ole is the lovechild of Moyes and Van Gaal.
Waiting for the ball to come to him as usualOh god Coke Head is coming onanybody who provides a stream should be charged with crimes against humanitycarroll to score within five minsIt’s kind of ironic away fans singing cheer up Alan Shearer giving the state of our club at the minute.If Andy Carroll scores, we riot.
Ole is the perfect manager for Woodward. He doesn't complain too much, and it's easy to hide behind him since, even now, most fans are supporting our manager.Joker,mess.Every game proves how shit was Ole's decision to sell Lukaku.
He’s been okay, I wouldn’t say very well.Calling it now, Carroll will scoreAndy Carroll coming on.
Caroll still plays football? Haven’t seen him in awhile. Remember when he was rated as the next best England strikerWe have looked ever so slightly less shite, in the past 5 minutes.A draw would actually be a fantastic result with this line up.
Said the same thing to my mateThis is worse than the Van Gaal days..Its like watching Newton HeathYesss Andy Carroll
Boreham Stiff.
Thank God, I’ve got a cousins 21st birthday party that day. The boy has been 21 since August. Couldn’t have timed this party any better!
The issue was not replacing himA goal by fecking Andy Carroll is just written in the stars, isn't itCaroll still plays football? Haven’t seen him in awhile
He's been growing his hair
He didn't score in these games either.Watch Andy Carroll score against us...cheecky tenner carrol's gonna scoreCarroll's gonna score the winner, take it to the bank.
Ole needs to start being asked some very awkward questions. He's been here 10months now, this is now the squad he wanted, this is what he is serving up each and every game.Carroll never scored against Utd? That's another record getting broke today thenHate that I have to rely on other teams to enjoy football.
Waiting for the Juve v Inter or Barca v Seville game to try enjoy football, cause I have no clue what I'm watching right now.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Harry Maguire
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8%
Scott McTominay
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7%
David de Gea
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6%
Daniel James
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3%
Fred
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2%
Tahith Chong
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2%
Mason Greenwood
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1%
Ashley Young
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1%
Andreas Pereira
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 473 ratings.
Score Predictions
226,143,139
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 16% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
- 16% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
- 12% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
- 12% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
- 11% Newcastle 0:0 Man Utd
- 8% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
- 4% Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 5:0 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 0:5 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 3:1 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 5:5 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 1:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Newcastle
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 32% 68%
- Shots
- 12 12
- Shots on Target
- 2 3
- Corners
- 4 6
- Fouls
- 12 10
Referee
Mike Dean
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Tahith Chong
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replaced by Marcos Rojo
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replaced by Mason Greenwood
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