We are so slow and predictable.
FA Premier League
Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United
St. James' Park
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- Sun, 6 October 2019 @ 4:30pm BST
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Get Phil Jones on.
He's a midfielder bong told to play on the right. It's stupid tactics that have him out there.We are one of the worst teams in the PL, bottom 5.
We've had 3 decent periods so far.
Nothing special, admittedly, but I don't expect a great deal more given the first 11.
Neville is a f'ing moron, we could be fighting a relegation battle in may and he would still try to rationalise that things have to get bad before they get better and still demand we give Solskjear time.Martin Tyler trying to make this game more interesting than it is. "It's tense" No it fecking ain't. It's shit.0 shots again lads
Sack this fraud pussy of a man.
He looks very good.
Yeah all that fancy talk about running and pressing. Clearly it's something you have to be skilled at to coach. Ole hasn't a clue of how to get us to press properly.Playing through our press is hilariously easy
how the feck is it possibly we are simultaneously terrible at pressing and at playing out of a press
Deflected McTominay shot that went out for a cornerWouldn't mind if they put the ads on before halftime.
I don't just blame him then, include the dumb coaching too.
but he will score against usYawn! We're not really good at football are we?This Newcastle bunch looks truly awful but we're not looking much better.
You had me in the first half I ain't gonna lieHorrible midfield play from Fred and McTominay there, both easily tracked by Newcastle midfielders who were just holding their positions, no options for passing in centre mid there. Someone has to step up in the middle and dictate play from in front of the centre circle, not in and behind it.
It's a weird one, even though we are awful to watch we will still pull in the biggest audiences for them world wide so they basically have to broadcast us.Poison. Worst team Ive ever seen in my time watching.It has to be the end for Ole if we don't win. I don't expect much from any manager but this is beyond recovery now and I love the guy, so many fecktards are hating him now and I don't want him to stay long enough that I start to begrudge him too.I fecking hate watching us play. This is not entertainment. I'm spoilt though.
Said it last week we are the worst team in the league.
No midfield, a striker who doesn’t score goals, a Championship winger and no RW. Ashley Young as the leader. It’s a shambles.
Yes we are.
He's on the way. Be about 10 minsThis is absolutely rancid
I can’t recall one attack in the first half so far
Positives. We're losing.
Negatives. Literally everything else.900 mil spent and young taking all freekicks and corners. Brafeckinvo35 mins.. no shot (not even off target)
Actually, I lied. I'm going to stop watching now. See you guys after the match.
Its horrendous whoevers plan it is.
You do realise that Young is playing because of the injuries to our key first choice defenders … seriously this place is fecking dogshit sometimes!
It seems like that mateTuanzebe is terrible with the ball at his feet. And some want him in midfield...
Nah. He'll get sacked in 2 months.Ole makes Bruce looks like Prime Guardiola. Achievement unlockedhow the feck do you miss pass that without any pressure, no oppo players within 15 yards
Not even closei can her ole's post-match nonsense already
"Like a game of chess"
I'll take a one nil defeat to be honest. Fearing they'll rack up a good 20 plus shots on our goal.Zero creativity.35 minutes
0 chances
0 shots
Have we had a touch in their box?
Which is quite something when you consider what came after Fergie leftAbsolute shite
No but his work-rate might help keep the score down.So, it's now at least 125 minutes since we last had a shot on target?Fredo- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Harry Maguire
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8%
Scott McTominay
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7%
David de Gea
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6%
Daniel James
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3%
Fred
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2%
Tahith Chong
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2%
Mason Greenwood
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1%
Ashley Young
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1%
Andreas Pereira
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 473 ratings.
Score Predictions
226,143,139
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 16% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
- 16% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
- 12% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
- 12% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
- 11% Newcastle 0:0 Man Utd
- 8% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
- 4% Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 5:0 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 0:5 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 3:1 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 5:5 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 1:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Newcastle
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 32% 68%
- Shots
- 12 12
- Shots on Target
- 2 3
- Corners
- 4 6
- Fouls
- 12 10
Referee
Mike Dean
Man Utd Lineup
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