Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United

Hawks2008 · Oct 6, 2019

Tuanzebe lost an aerial duel. Get rid.

Sassy Colin · Oct 6, 2019

Newcastle are better than us.

They have a plan, I have no idea if we have a plan or not.

DavidDeSchmikes · Oct 6, 2019

i'm seeing double.....Four Longstaffs

RG 11 · Oct 6, 2019

Spaghetti Messi

Catt · Oct 6, 2019

stretford_oslo said:
Cheers!

Don't forget a brand new episode of The Kardashian's straight after.

Hephaestus · Oct 6, 2019

Vidyoyo said:
Has there even been a shot? I'm listening to the game on the wireless and haven't heard anything...

Newcastle just had one, nowhere near the target. Don't think we've had a shot or a touch in their penalty area.

GifLord · Oct 6, 2019

Watching Ashley Young play is like beating a dead horse

broccoli · Oct 6, 2019

United holding out Newcastle so far. Waiting patiently for a chance to counter.

C3Pique · Oct 6, 2019

ValenciasDrilledCrosses said:
The Longstaff family aren't exactly lookers are they?

Saw their mum and sister in the crowd earlier.

She seemed like a nice lady.

sunama · Oct 6, 2019

AaronRedDevil said:
Wonder what Carrick is thinking atm. "Not enough pointless sideways passing".

Carrick and McKenna have been unmitigated disasters since they joined the backroom staff.
We finished 6th the first season, with a manager getting fired and this season we are in the bottom half of the table.

kouroux · Oct 6, 2019

JPRouve said:
With his headband Saint-Maximin looks like a tennis woman in 1985. Or Agassi.

He shoots like one too

LoneStar · Oct 6, 2019

We can't keep the ball against the relegation favorites, new lows every week.

Catt · Oct 6, 2019

Call me mad but I think we'll grab 3 points.

Toddler · Oct 6, 2019

ugh the players we have on the field are so bad. Well, lets keep cheering on!

Andycoleno9 · Oct 6, 2019

Looks like championship game so far.

Water Melon · Oct 6, 2019

Fred will deserve his solid 0 today.

drdoityourself · Oct 6, 2019

Fred and McT have both had awful starts

kouroux · Oct 6, 2019

Stop chasing the keeper ffs.

Vidyoyo · Oct 6, 2019

Catt said:
Call me mad but I think we'll grab 3 points.

Same. People are negative about us but Newcastle are seriously shit.

RG 11 · Oct 6, 2019

Can't string 5 passes together.

Schmeichel=God · Oct 6, 2019

Avocado said:
United holding out Newcastle so far. Waiting patiently for a chance to counter.

I'd rather wax lyrical about the nutritional benefits of an avocado than punish my eyes watching our approach.

sunama · Oct 6, 2019

DavidDeSchmikes said:
i'm seeing double.....Four Longstaffs

4 of em?
DAMN! Are Newcastle cloning them?

United Hobbit · Oct 6, 2019

You know the football is bad when the comments on here are more entertaining than what's being served up on the pitch

mattunited1978 · Oct 6, 2019

12 minutes in and Ashley Young has already shown multiple times how terrible a player he is

T00lsh3d · Oct 6, 2019

Catt said:
Call me mad but I think we'll grab 3 points.

You’re mad

Traub · Oct 6, 2019

feck me Liverpool are going to humiliate us at Old Trafford next game week.

FootyGirl88 · Oct 6, 2019

This really is awful stuff

PlayerOne · Oct 6, 2019

Young is dreadful. Unreal levels of crap

Sentient Meat · Oct 6, 2019

I'm so annoyed at people who wanted to get rid of players such as Fellaini, Herrera, and are still trying to get rid of squad players such as Young and Mata. This team can barely get the ball past midfield against a poor Newcastle side and all I read each week is how no one is good enough. However lacking some were, at least it wasn't as bad as this.
You need to sign better players or have young players prove themselves before you clean house. It doesn't hurt to have veterans as long as they aren't unprofessional and disrupting the team.

paulscholes18 · Oct 6, 2019

Christ Saint-maximin has a funky hair style

El-Manos · Oct 6, 2019

We have no clue. No plan. Nothing positive. Ole needs to go. This is the worst I’ve seen us play post SAF.

peridigm · Oct 6, 2019

Sassy Colin said:
Newcastle are better than us.

They have a plan, I have no idea if we have a plan or not.

We don’t.

ManUnitedCanuck · Oct 6, 2019

Mata stepping away from that tackle is atrocious

klayton88 · Oct 6, 2019

The state of Mata trying to counter.

sunama · Oct 6, 2019

Catt said:
Call me mad but I think we'll grab 3 points.

It is possible.
Newcastle will eventually pile on the pressure on us and when that happens, we'll hit them on the break.
Our other preferred method of scoring is penalties.

yamo123x · Oct 6, 2019

This is so bad. No one can even control a ball, mata pulling put of tackles.....fuming

AaronRedDevil · Oct 6, 2019

sunama said:
Carrick and McKenna have been unmitigated disasters since they joined the backroom staff.
We finished 6th the first season, with a manager getting fired and this season we are in the bottom half of the table.

The backroom staff is changing too much and too often we are left with crap.

red woppit · Oct 6, 2019

DomesticTadpole said:
Yes. I have seen footage of them in second division and then after they came up. Coppell instead of Morgan and Gordon Hill on the other flank. A proper captain in Martin Buchan as well.

They were very exciting times under the doc, such a shame he was sacked after his affair with the physios wife, they later got married I believe. and as far as I'm aware they are still together. Anyway whatever team United put out, I'm still a supporter, and will be to the day I die.

ValenciasDrilledCrosses · Oct 6, 2019

Andreas fecking Pereira is our starting right winger. Just takes a while for that to really set in

Nou_Camp99 · Oct 6, 2019

This team we have today is genuinely a relegation quality side.

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