Let's buy a fecking centre back please.
FA Premier League
Newcastle United 0:2 Manchester United
St. James' Park
- Kick-off
- Wed, 2 January 2019 @ 8:00pm GMT
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Great tackle though...Controlling the game well but Jones is just such a liability. Can’t let the crowd get up.Our back four
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Is Jones fecking drunk?We're letting their crowd get back into it.
Great recovery tackle from Jones. He needs to settle down though.What a dense fecking twatPhil Jones is a fecking clown. How much longer do we have to endure this shite?
And people want his long-lost twin Fathead Maguire here too...People want to give Jones a new contract on the back of two performances.Get Phil Jones off that pitch asapFeck off Jones.
We have a back four?Our back four
Phil Jones would be amazing if he could stay fit...
...yeah, alrightValencia is done I thinkThe new Duncan Edwards strikes againJones gives me the shitsKeeping up with the Jones’ I see!Jones you retardGod damn it Jones. This guy could be such an amazing defender if he wasn't so prone to mistakes or injuries.Valencia and jones all at seaGood positive running by Martial. Wins the cornerHas Jones pre-signed for a club yet?We need new defender today!To be fair, he was played into trouble.16 min
Newcastle growing into the game now after those chances but we're still looking sharp going forward. Martial bursts down the left and looks to fine Rashford in the box but it deflects wide for our first corner of the game.Why does he insist on pairing our two worst cb's?Can you imagine Jones defending against Neymar and co...Phil Jones is awful
How can it be offside when our player played him in.
Renford Rejects.I've got bricks that are smarter than Phil JonesJust need to keep the ball and slow the game down for a couple of mins.keystone cops at the back. Jones/Lindelof is a complete shambles.Struggling with the high balls and nothing going down the right, our worst performance so far but hints of some good attacksJones is peak Jones today17 min
Rashford takes the corner, Newcastle head it clear but we retain possession.Calamity Jones
Only can only dream of such thingsWhys that Newcastle player not getting booked for taking out Pogba?
Let's hope he has a good game and hopefully it is an enjoyable game overall.Calamity Jones doing his best to gift them a goal.
I could be an amazing footballer if I wasn't slow, lazy, and shite at football- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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40%
Victor Lindelof
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5%
Ander Herrera
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3%
Paul Pogba
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2%
Romelu Lukaku
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1%
Luke Shaw
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1%
Nemanja Matic
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1%
David de Gea
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1%
Alexis Sanchez
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 497 ratings.
Score Predictions
489,20,31
- Man Utd win
- Newcastle win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 24% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
- 17% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
- 14% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
- 13% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
- 6% Newcastle 1:4 Man Utd
- 5% Newcastle 0:5 Man Utd
- 5% Newcastle 0:4 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
- 3% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 1:5 Man Utd
- 2% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 2:4 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 2:5 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 5:1 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 3:1 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 3:5 Man Utd
- 0% Newcastle 4:4 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Newcastle
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 35% 65%
- Shots
- 14 16
- Shots on Target
- 3 7
- Corners
- 1 2
- Fouls
- 10 9
Referee
Andre Marriner
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Alexis Sanchez
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replaced by Romelu Lukaku
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replaced by Jesse Lingard
