feck me shat myself then
FA Premier League
Middlesbrough 1:3 Manchester United
Riverside Stadium
- Kick-off
- Sun, 19 March 2017 @ 12:00pm GMT
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Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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f..g hell Smalling againDarmian coming on
Definitely. They don't even know where they should be, unless they practise standing ten yards apart in training.Great - another fecking defender. We are winning and it's still so frustrating. We're Man Utd playing against the worst attack in the PL ever, and we're camping so many players back. Inexcusable.Brilliant tackle JonesCracking tackle from Jones.
Jose van gaalPhewJose is losing the plot it seems.Oh man ... Come on push higher control the ball.
Return of The Philosophy.YES!! Another defender...
Great tackle Jones. That was close.
Cos we don't do megathreads. Start a different topic.
Yes he hasWTF? is Jose doin'?
Yes he hasEven with four CB's, two full backs and a CDM they're getting chances.Honestly these tactics are so bad.
Playing four centrebacks has completely fecked with each defenders responsibilities and invited them to just camp outside our box.I can't watch anymore. Darmian coming on? End my life please.
Tell me when it's over.Okay so that's 7 defenders on the pitch. Surely a first!Every defender on the pitch at once. What could go wrong?
Honestly Jones and Smalling are quite stupid footballers at the best of times. How on earth are they supposed to figure out who to mark/where to position themselves with 2 other centrebacks there?LVG made questionable subs but mourinho is on a completely different level of stupidity
Mourinho complains about the schedule => he is a moaner, should rotate more
Mourinho starts an emergency side => look how shite we are
Mourinho takes off a valuable player to rest him when 2-0 up => look how negative we are
The guy can't win.
Boro hadn't scored for 8 hours, you would fancy us to hold on for 30mins with a 2-0 lead, wouldn't you?Darmian now?! Wtf
What's wrong? We need to defend.4 centre backs doesn't work. They look clueless out there.Can't blame that on fatigue Jose. His decision making nearly cost us today.Jones gets so much shit. Smalling fecks up a lot more.Defence tripping over each other What the fecking feck was thatWe're literally begging them to score.Why is Jones diving in there ffs
Lol.
We haven't look half bad before the subs so there was no reason to go full defence. We actually started playing worse as soon as he made those subs. We are basically inviting them.omg u guys, anybody else as excited as me?! we're so close to having fended off the mighty Boro!This will end in tears.Smalling is all over the shop.Smalling is so insecure with ball in his feet.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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27%
Antonio Valencia
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8%
Marouane Fellaini
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4%
Marcus Rashford
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3%
Juan Mata
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2%
Ashley Young
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1%
David de Gea
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1%
Michael Carrick
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 502 ratings.
Score Predictions
309,41,103
- Man Utd win
- Middlesbrough win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 23% Middlesbrough 0:2 Man Utd
- 20% Middlesbrough 0:1 Man Utd
- 15% Middlesbrough 1:2 Man Utd
- 13% Middlesbrough 1:1 Man Utd
- 9% Middlesbrough 0:0 Man Utd
- 5% Middlesbrough 0:3 Man Utd
- 3% Middlesbrough 1:3 Man Utd
- 3% Middlesbrough 1:0 Man Utd
- 2% Middlesbrough 2:0 Man Utd
- 2% Middlesbrough 2:1 Man Utd
- 2% Middlesbrough 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Middlesbrough 5:0 Man Utd
- 1% Middlesbrough 2:2 Man Utd
- 1% Middlesbrough 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Middlesbrough 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Middlesbrough 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Middlesbrough 3:1 Man Utd
- 0% Middlesbrough 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Middlesbrough 2:4 Man Utd
- 0% Middlesbrough 1:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Middlesbrough
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 64% 36%
- Shots
- 10 14
- Shots on Target
- 3 6
- Corners
- 8 3
- Fouls
- 9 8
Referee
Jonathan Moss
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Marcos Rojo
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Matteo Darmian
