We are in alternate reality. No pen
FA Premier League
Manchester United 1:0 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Mon, 14 August 2023 @ 8:00pm BST
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
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If someone was watching all the games this weekend that knew nothing about this league, they would certainly pick us as the worst team out of the 20.
Was there much more with him on it?Why do all of our players look so slow? Like they’re running in treacle?The co commentator may cryWe'll get a soft one against us next week
And so many pens in each gameDid Dawson just try to kick onana there? After the other wolves player tried to elbow drop him?
Onana motmOur midfield is fecking gash. Mount runs in circles like a scared rabbit
Casemiro and Eriksen can`t run.
Scott is a decent all rounder but doesn`t excel at anything.
And we escaped a late penalty!Why can't we control games?We were lucky. That was pen. I would be furious if that happens against usLooks a collision more than a pen. He’s lucky he’s fallen right in between the big lad and Dawson.
yeah looked a clear pen but keepers have been getting the benefit of the doubt for years.Dawson trying to have a fightMade up for it there OnanaI'm not really surprised, that kind of thing doesn't usually get called as a penalty.Corner flag ffs. Stop being dumb.We're looking dead.Yeah feck this new added on time bs.Can anyone remember many penalties being given in similar circumstances?Fecking new manager bounce. A decent side having a good day vs a good side who apparently didn't have a preseason.
He has the right to of course, no one is saying otherwise. However clattering into a player without touchint the ball, it could have been an easy pen decisionLong long season ahead againKeepers generally get away with these sort of things and he did.Never a pen, amigos.Commentator has been jarring all game.Absolute dogshit.
Except for giving away a penaltyFecking hell my heart!! Phew!!!Commentators are guttedETH needs to work this team all week. Can’t play like that againAwful game, but 3pts and a chance to regroup and fix this.Lucky, lucky, luckyfeck me. I hope we right the ship soon. Lucky 3 pointsThankfully this ended. Woeful performance but thankfully we got the 3 points.
Imagine they gave penalties for that? When was the last time you saw a penalty from a keeper doing that?A wins is a win at the end of the day. But holy shit I can’t believe that penalty wasn’t givenShambolic performance. We picked it up, right where we left it.Absolutely awful performance. Deserved to lose by more than one. We need to see huge improvement.- Status
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Compiled from 419 ratings.
Score Predictions
352,6,9
- Man Utd win
- Wolves win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 35% Man Utd 2:0 Wolves
- 25% Man Utd 3:0 Wolves
- 10% Man Utd 3:1 Wolves
- 10% Man Utd 4:0 Wolves
- 6% Man Utd 2:1 Wolves
- 5% Man Utd 1:0 Wolves
- 4% Man Utd 5:0 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 1:1 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Wolves
- 1% Man Utd 6:0 Wolves
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Wolves
- 0% Man Utd 1:2 Wolves
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Wolves
- Possession
- 51% 49%
- Shots
- 15 23
- Shots on Target
- 3 6
- Corners
- 8 7
- Fouls
- 14 10
Referee
Simon Hooper
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Victor Lindelof
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replaced by Christian Eriksen
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replaced by Scott McTominay
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replaced by Jadon Sancho
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
