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Champions League Group H
Manchester United 0:0 Valencia
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Tue, 2 October 2018 @ 8:00pm BST
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Discussion Live Updates 73 Your Lineup Prediction
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Get - your - finger - out.Play Sanchez instead of Lukaku. Can't be any worse. Lukaku has no sense of anticipation. Like he's not following the game at all.
Then he goes and forces a save from the Valencia keeper. Best thing he's done all night.Nice from Lukaku.Pogba tracking back to save us. The lazy fecker.Good shot from LukakuHow long is Mourinho going to wait to make a substitution?Guedes is terrible
Lukaku with his kick and run dribbling
Sanchez, oh dear
Let off the hook by GuedesGuedes lolWell that's money well spentSHOOT. Just SHOOT
I’m not even watching the match, but Pogba is lazy quite a lot, and similar things have been said about the likes of Shaw, Rooney Matic etc (who are all white). So there is really no need to go looking for things that are not there.
It wasn't only me. Many thought he was constantly improving with the ball and movement, yet he looks lost every game this season missing sitters all round.It's slightly more mind boggling that you seem to think that was the case He had a good first season, all the negative things could be written off as first season issues, just needing to fully adapt, then dominate in his second season.
Valencia make a sub and leave Guedes on?!Kaku off martial on. Atleast we'll get some movement upfront ffsJesus that was close.Ladt two games Martial was our best player. Or at least less shit than others. So what is Jose waiting?why didn't Sanchez hit it first time?72 min
Fellaini finds space at the back post from a long ball, chests it down and has time to pick out Sanchez. It's not a great pass and the Chilean can't shoot first time and Valencia clear.Sanchez is a little cnut. Why is he taking an extra touch there ?Hit it first time you female genitalia!Time for plan B, fellaini upI'm done, hoping if l stop watching we will win.Take Sanchez off already, he adds nothing.73 min
Substitution for Valencia
Gameiro for Batshuayi.Sanchez really low on confidence. Keeps taking that extra touch inside the box and gets closed downI always liked Yamcha. That moment was one of many where I couldn't help but sympathise
I bet while he was in there Bulma was you-know-whatting with Vegeta, too. Poor man couldn't catch a break!
Good ol' Yamcha. Friend zoned for life. Actually, we are the Yamcha of the footballing world. That is a good analogy.Utd are going to win this, somehow, Gudes-how probably.
Bailly and Smalling have done quite well this match.SanchezSanchez is a double agentSanchez's confidence is in the basement.Watch Gameiro do us like Ben Yedder did.It wasn't only me. Many thought he was constantly improving with the ball and movement, yet he looks lost every game this season missing sitters all round.
How on earth did anyone reach that conclusion Jesus
Latest fashion at OT. That's how we even out possession.played well tonight. controlled the tempo, had some good chances. looked solid at the backSanchez absolutely 0 confidence. Completely gone.Fellaini is one of the most creative players on the pitch right now. This is amazing.74 min
Fellaini has been playing forward the last few minutes. Time to go route one!Pogba’s technique is another level.I know Old Trafford isn't the noisiest of places but I've never seen it more quiet than tonight. We just look like we are waiting for Mourinho to go before we support them again.73 mins, no subs, our attacking trio up front has pretty much been bobbins.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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18%
Marcus Rashford
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13%
Paul Pogba
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6%
David de Gea
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5%
Eric Bailly
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4%
Chris Smalling
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3%
Anthony Martial
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2%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Alexis Sanchez
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1%
Romelu Lukaku
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1%
Antonio Valencia
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 332 ratings.
Score Predictions
221,181,101
- Man Utd win
- Valencia win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 15% Man Utd 1:1 Valencia
- 15% Man Utd 2:1 Valencia
- 14% Man Utd 2:0 Valencia
- 10% Man Utd 1:2 Valencia
- 8% Man Utd 0:2 Valencia
- 8% Man Utd 1:0 Valencia
- 6% Man Utd 0:5 Valencia
- 6% Man Utd 0:1 Valencia
- 4% Man Utd 0:0 Valencia
- 4% Man Utd 3:0 Valencia
- 3% Man Utd 0:3 Valencia
- 3% Man Utd 1:3 Valencia
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Valencia
- 1% Man Utd 3:1 Valencia
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 5:3 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 5:5 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Valencia
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Valencia
- Possession
- 52% 48%
- Shots
- 18 8
- Shots on Target
- 4 1
- Corners
- 11 1
- Fouls
- 16 15
Referee
Slavko Vincic
Man Utd Lineup
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