Manchester United 0:3 Tottenham Hotspur

#07 · Sep 29, 2024

If there's a plan I'd love to understand what it is. Looks like all anyone is sure they should be doing is playing out really slowly from defence. Bizarre stuff.

DJ_21 · Sep 29, 2024

How on earth did they end up with the ball straight after the GK!!

Dazzmondo · Sep 29, 2024

Spurs should be miles ahead. They've actually been very wasteful. Would be hilarious if we turned it around and got a result in 2nd half despite being utter shite

RedIan · Sep 29, 2024

This is awful. Could easily have been 0-3. Instead of 0-1.

Chipper · Sep 29, 2024

Living on the edge

pjaya · Sep 29, 2024

Almost another

mav_9me · Sep 29, 2024

This performance deserves sacking. It's coming.

Also if Bruno comes out in 2nd half, ETH is asking to be sacked.

Vintagered · Sep 29, 2024

This sounds really bad.

Sylar · Sep 29, 2024

That would have been some goal from Romero

CannibalSpectre · Sep 29, 2024

Should be down 0-3. We're so bad

MrBest · Sep 29, 2024

So embarrassing. Winning fa cup has done nothing for us. This man needs to go. Always feels like a step forward after 3 back. 3 back being Brighton and Liverpool and forward being Southampton and Barnsley.

Cannot see anything changing based on this.

Pscholes18 · Sep 29, 2024

What the feck did Maddison do to his hair?

slyadams · Sep 29, 2024

We’re total shit and spurs are actually shit as well, they’re so wasteful. A decent side is 2-3 up by now

CasaStreets · Sep 29, 2024

Scoreline not 0-3 yet but easily the worst we’ve been this season

How does he think Garnacho-Bruno-Rashford is ever acceptable for him to start again? Amad must play over those 3 no matter what

Nick7 · Sep 29, 2024

kouroux said:
This is shades of Liverpool where it's basically a glorified training session

This is worse than the Liverpool game for me

George Owen · Sep 29, 2024

yeah all we need now is that cnut to score a banger against us

Adz_99 · Sep 29, 2024

Sack at half time. Give it Ruud till end of game.

avgp_1 · Sep 29, 2024

Could have been 4 for Spurs by now

Globule · Sep 29, 2024

tyunited said:
This is the worse I've seen us truly shocking

Have you not watched us over the past two years? I'd say this is firmly in the middle on the performance spectrum.

Irrational. · Sep 29, 2024

This is the worst performance from us since... last week.

lysglimt · Sep 29, 2024

I miss OGS - under him we actually attacked teams and scored goals

Andycoleno9 · Sep 29, 2024

NZT-One said:
From time to time unfortunately. But I guess, I have to learn a bit or two about possession...

Yes , you do. Our best displays this season were with Eriksen in a team.

manichester · Sep 29, 2024

Can he be sacked at half time

Jock Steins Boots · Sep 29, 2024

Never really believed the line United aren't coached well, but watching Spurs it's really sunk in now.

Why is ETH shaking his head? He's the one who sets all this shit up.

Spurs are playing like it's a training game, all too easy.

Buster15 · Sep 29, 2024

Catt said:
I can't believe we're as open as ever

Or as bad.

Dobba · Sep 29, 2024

mitchmouse said:
so SAF never bought anyone? you're a comedian... or do you actually think ETH is doing a good job?

Sorry are we discussing what happened 10+ years ago or this summer? Can you make your mind up already, because it sure seemed like you were talking about the lack of signing a striker in 2024 10 minutes ago, now you want to talk about pre-2013.

Again, put the agenda to one side for a second and switch your brain on. We paid a club millions for the opportunity to then pay him millions to literally do the job you're pretending is the manager's.

Gopher Brown · Sep 29, 2024

I hope I'm wrong but Ugarte looks utter dogshit. Poor first touch, poor positioning, poor weight of pass.

Yanited__ · Sep 29, 2024

thisisnottaken1 said:
That’s exactly it. I thought that we were actually improving a bit but we’re fully back to the way we were last season.

Yeah exactly. They are all over us and it feels like last year. Any result now is basically shadowed by whatever you call this 'performance' from United

Nogho · Sep 29, 2024

Worst this season?

sdb4884 · Sep 29, 2024

Don't need Mazrouri sent off he's been pretty good today.

ForeverRed1 · Sep 29, 2024

If I’m ETH im making changes quickly. This is terrible and some of these players don’t deserve to be on the pitch after this display.

MZX7 · Sep 29, 2024

Sack the b@ldie! Now!

Melville Red · Sep 29, 2024

This was one of the big fixtures of the season ONCE!
My god if our players can’t get up for a match at home against Spurs then there is something very wrong in the dressing room and that can only be down to the coach.
I watched Ipswich v Villa earlier and my god that McKenna has Ipswich playing with heart, skill and guile, everything which this Utd team lack.
Rashford is a fecking disgrace and f he isn’t pulled off soon then I’m off for a walk.

The_Midfielder · Sep 29, 2024

R'hllor said:
Dunno what i am watching, how those players have wages higher than 20k per week i dont know

If your system is bad .. the players will look bad ..
We cannot ask Rashford to run 100miles/hr all game ..
We have to control the ball...there is no control

pseudo_canadian · Sep 29, 2024

kouroux said:
This is shades of Liverpool where it's basically a glorified training session

Yeah, they’ve barely gotten out of 1st gear.

Gazautd18 · Sep 29, 2024

fecking hate this team

christinaa · Sep 29, 2024

Why no Amad and Garnacho on the Left?

One Night Only · Sep 29, 2024

It's as if we buy footballers, then train them to not be footballers.

kouroux · Sep 29, 2024

Delete or format the entire club

Giggsy13 · Sep 29, 2024

That would’ve been a fantastic goal from Romero. Should be 3 nil.

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