Manchester United 0:3 Tottenham Hotspur

Chairman Steve · Sep 29, 2024

Kulusevski should have passed there. Would have been painful for us.

Toad · Sep 29, 2024

This is horrible. They are not a team, not a single good bit of link up between any of them.

Catt · Sep 29, 2024

Superunknown said:
Rip this whole thing up and start again. This is shit.

Yeah, kind of have to

Globule · Sep 29, 2024

Has anyone checked for gas leaks at Carrington?

Escobar · Sep 29, 2024

We are shell shocked

The_Midfielder · Sep 29, 2024

Do something.. we are getting overrun
Maybe have casemiro somewhere to support Ugarte

KiD MoYeS · Sep 29, 2024

Mistake after mistake and I haven't seen one player give another a bollocking. Load of wimps.

christinaa · Sep 29, 2024

What's all this shite football at the back with Onana and the rest playing these short passes when Spurs are ready to pounce on every United player????

Where's the manager??

SirScholes · Sep 29, 2024

Nick7 said:
Bruno playing up beside Zirkzee out of possession is doing us absolutely no favours

Yer that combo is not working at all
Rather Bruno was a false 9 so we could get another man in midfield

NZT-One · Sep 29, 2024

Andycoleno9 said:
Are you even watching United regulary?

From time to time unfortunately. But I guess, I have to learn a bit or two about possession...

Dazzmondo · Sep 29, 2024

Our defenders can't deal with Spurs' high press at all. Every single one of them look uncomfortable on the ball. Ugarte and Mainoo not offering any passing options either

The Dane · Sep 29, 2024

These players must really hate ETH.

icehole · Sep 29, 2024

Von Mistelroum said:
Some very negative posts in here. Yes it might seem like the manager hasn't coached this lot at all, and that there's no plan, but remember that:

He needs time to implement his style

He needs a full team of his own players

He had so many injuries that he's suffering from PTSD

Rashford is on his way back to his best form

The grass is the wrong shape today

We're not horny enough

Bastian · Sep 29, 2024

Given how we've played I am amazed they've not scored 3 or 4 yet.

Garethw · Sep 29, 2024

How can any true United fan defend this shit?

P-Nut · Sep 29, 2024

This is the end. Its as bad as the end days of Rangnick and Ole.

Valencia Shin Crosses · Sep 29, 2024

laughtersassassin said:
I do find it funny on how our fans sometimes pride themselves on backing someone who is clearly not good enough.

I want every manager we get to succeed but if they're shite I'll call a spade a spade.no point burying your head in the sand.

Only fanbase in the world that does so too. It’s an embarrassment

Josep Dowling · Sep 29, 2024

Have we completed 10 passes before we lose the ball. It’s so so bad.

Dobba · Sep 29, 2024

mitchmouse said:
you'a laughable... it's his fecking job

No it categorically isn't. We're paying people ludicrous amounts of money to identify players and then sign them. The manager isn't one of them.

Switch your agenda off for five seconds and your brain on instead.

NewGlory · Sep 29, 2024

Mazraoui is the only player in the United squad that has any skill and self respect, right now

afrocentricity · Sep 29, 2024

This is actually shit

pseudo_canadian · Sep 29, 2024

Erik, do the honorable thing and just resign. You’re not cut out for the Prem. Get your hefty severance package and enjoy yourself back home in the Netherlands.

Globule · Sep 29, 2024

Dec9003 said:
Half time will be interesting, does he have it in him to change this?

Serious question?

bdspeedy · Sep 29, 2024

peridigm said:
So what are you saying? We stick with ETH and continue the downward spiral?

The coach may be A problem, the Glazers will ALWAYS be THE BIGGER problem. When you've changed the manager 6 times and we're still miles away, maybe the problem is more serious. When the caf has promised this or that manager is surely the solution but nearly every one of those managers has come to the premiership and failed, many are nowhere to be seen, it's THE FECKING GLAZERS. A shiny new manage only distracts us from the malignancy, THE GLAZERS. WE WILL NEVER WIN AS LONG AS WE ARE BEING SUCKED DRY BY THE GLAZERS, regardless of the Ineos smokescreen.

TheMod · Sep 29, 2024

How can we show no signs of improvement this season, there is no excuse.

4 of our new signings are starting and we look worse

pjaya · Sep 29, 2024

Spurs 67% possession

King Eric 7 · Sep 29, 2024

Garnacho loses the fecking ball again.

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Sep 29, 2024

Ugarte's been genuinely abysmal in and out of possession

simonhch · Sep 29, 2024

amolbhatia50k said:
Ten Hag should go

Ineos fecked up this summer

The majority of this forum and match going fans fought for Ten Hag to stay. No argument I ever put forth explaining why he had to be fired, was ever adequately countered.

We have one of the most complacent, passive and moronic fanbases in football. One that is the footballing equivalent of a fecking cuckold.

Adz_99 · Sep 29, 2024

The 7-0 to Liverpool wasn't this one sided.

tyunited · Sep 29, 2024

This is the worse I've seen us truly shocking

Sanchez7 · Sep 29, 2024

Bobski said:
Game should be done, this could be another Liverpool 5-0 if Son was playing.

Correct. Liverpool were very clinical and eased off after 3. Spurs should be 2-3 up

E-mal · Sep 29, 2024

The lack of ability to find simple passes

Flying_Heckfish · Sep 29, 2024

How many shots have they had so far? Ridiculous

RedMarcus · Sep 29, 2024

Absolutely no threat upfront. Rashford has been garbage for the 2,457,789,965th time in his career

CannibalSpectre · Sep 29, 2024

Garnacho is so weak

thisisnottaken1 · Sep 29, 2024

P-Nut said:
This is the end. Its as bad as the end days of Rangnick and Ole.

It’s way worse.

Pronewbie · Sep 29, 2024

The players are trying and yes some are underperforming but it also looks like they've been woefully prepared.

Valencia Shin Crosses · Sep 29, 2024

Catt said:
No one saying that now

Oh no they won’t say it now because it was so clearly wrong, just like it was at the time last year.

Leg-End · Sep 29, 2024

P-Nut said:
This is the end. Its as bad as the end days of Rangnick and Ole.

Yep this is the bottom for ETH.

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