"You Scouse ba*tard* when ironically our captain is Scouse.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 1:2 Swansea City
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sat, 16 August 2014 @ 12:45pm BST
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Love the official confirmation of the shelvey booking.
Official reason - for being a dickShelvey is dirtythat match update was superb.Goal like this is worth every penny we paid him. RvP is also capable of scoring like this, and better for sureI fecking hate shelvyJonjo Shelvey = Skullface from Metal Gear Solid.
I think Mata behind Rooney/Van Persie is the way forward. The problem is either Rooney or RVP will be left on the bench.I wouldn't mind signing Ki actually...Herrera
Great start to the 2nd half. If this continues, we should win this game.
It was really funny, as though he wanted to jump up but then regained his composure.Great goal Rooney! And Mata just remembered that he is playing a game - good delivery!It will be very difficult for Herrera if hes partnered by Fletcher all season long. Vidal cant come soon enough.The match commentary on here:
'Yellow Card for Swansea City
Shelvey booked for being a dick.'
Fantastic!
Well done Rooney- saved United and my fantasy team all in one goal! We look much better now.I said it you know we will beat this swans 3-1What about whining about whining about whining? Whinception perhaps
I'm commenting though, not whining....Herrera going to get his fair share of yellow cards this season.Herrera loves tackles,
Scholes loves tackles,
Herrera better.Brilliant finish from Rooney. Come on. My 3-1 prediction is still on.Shelvey would of been more suited to 'Mutant League Football'.What about whining about whining about whining? Whinception perhaps
Surely reporting something is not whining?57 min
Good footwork from Rooney on the edge of the box, opens up space for himself but Williams just recovers to clear the danger. United have the momentum.
He's been here for near 10 years, we'll let him off.Rooney almost!Good play again. Good positive ball by Nani too.Rooney looking much better nowWilliams is a good defender. I am surprised a bigger club still hasn't taken himAlmost super from Rooney.C'mon Shelvey, you depsicable cnut. Make another foul and get sent off.Brilliant from Wayne there, unlucky.Rooney's turn; thought it was a Macheda moment.
"Our Scouse Bastard"More encouraging from us. Should score the winner from here.Thats why we hired van gaal. Not working? Change it up and theres tge result.
Last season would have seen us retreat back into our shell.
Thats going to be the difference this season.that skill from rooneySo close for RooneyNice try there Wazza.Lovely ball by NaniCan someone gif that Herrera skill just before the goal?My 3:1 prediction is well on- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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25%
Adnan Januzaj
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19%
Wayne Rooney
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10%
Tyler Blackett
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7%
Ander Herrera
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3%
Chris Smalling
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2%
Nani
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2%
David de Gea
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2%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Ashley Young
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1%
Jesse Lingard
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 458 ratings.
Score Predictions
710,6,26
- Man Utd win
- Swansea win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 27% Man Utd 3:0 Swansea
- 23% Man Utd 2:0 Swansea
- 18% Man Utd 3:1 Swansea
- 10% Man Utd 2:1 Swansea
- 8% Man Utd 4:0 Swansea
- 4% Man Utd 4:1 Swansea
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Swansea
- 2% Man Utd 1:0 Swansea
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Swansea
- 1% Man Utd 1:1 Swansea
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Swansea
- 0% Man Utd 2:2 Swansea
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Swansea
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Swansea
- 0% Man Utd 5:3 Swansea
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Swansea
- 0% Man Utd 1:2 Swansea
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Swansea
- 0% Man Utd 0:1 Swansea
- 0% Man Utd 3:3 Swansea
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Swansea
- Possession
- 60% 40%
- Shots
- 14 5
- Shots on Target
- 5 4
- Corners
- 4 0
- Fouls
- 14 20
Referee
Mike Dean
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Adnan Januzaj
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replaced by Marouane Fellaini
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replaced by Nani
