[El Zoido]

Here we go!

 

[Dylan94]

I hope you have a crystal ball. That would be great for my fantasy team.

Nevertheless, I expect a win. Swansea under Gary Monk does not strike me as a team that would pull up an upset

Same here. I've got them both in my team and Rooney is my captain.

 

[Irrational.]

The atmosphere is phenomenal.

 

[2 man midfield]

Owen sounding less monotone. He's either been told to sound like he gives a shit or it'll tail of after opening day.

 

[Strats]

Is Andesron starting?

No, and why the feck should he?

 

[Ryan7]

Whats with the names on the back of the players kits?

Chevrolet gesture for the kids who've had illnesses.

 

[Mystry]

Let's do this!

 

[erickingcantona]

would really appreciate a good stream if anyone has one!

 

[Red-Jeff]

So fecking excited! It's 445 AM here and I don't give a shit!

 

[Welbeckham]

Did they already switch those jerseys?

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Football is back.

 

[RetroStu]

Lingard looks like that evil bad guy off Apocalypto.

 

[RedIke]

I put my trust in LVG.

Enough said.

 

[82pence]

C'mon united!

 

[gooDevil]

Van Gaal is great, what a personality

 

[JonDahl]

We are gonna smash these. 4-0.

 

[Dylan94]

Jesus feck, MUTV coverage is so bloody cringeworthy. Who the hell pays Crerand to spew this shite

I know. I'd rather listen to Michael Owen on BT than their commentary.

 

[Mersault]

huge test for our wing backs

 

[Dobba]

Owen doesn't really hide the fact that he's reading a script, does he?

"Thank you for calling the BT Sport customer service line. If you're ringing to complain that Steve McManaman is a bitter scouse cnut, press 1 or 2 or 3 or 4..."

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Great start

 

[Orton]

Lingard looked so nervous there. Good start though

 

[Shane88]

There's just too much good feeling and optimism for this to go smoothly. Some negativity is needed.

We'll be 1 down in the first ten minutes.

 

[GBBQ]

Think it's fair to say we're the form team so far this season.

 

[Strats]

Spit out your fecking gum, Jesse.

 

[Im red2]

lol Giggs in managers seat, propably told Van Gaal I was sitting there last season

 

[Vida5Nick]

Chevrolet gesture for the kids who've had illnesses.

Oh my bad. I couldve sworn i saw a player having fergie on the back.

 

[R'hllor]

Dear God my stream turned into minecraft out of nowhere -.-

 

[Anustart89]

Herrera already mouthing off to Voldemort

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Shelvey being a dick as always.

 

[Irrational.]

Shelvey is a little shit.

 

[fen4e]

Could anyone please send me a link..

 

[Kakeru]

Owen doesn't really hide the fact that he's reading a script, does he?

 

[Slevs]

Go on Herrera, punch that fecking Voldemort lookalike in the cnut.

 

[Randall Flagg]

Herrera already knows shelvey is a cnut

 

[JonDahl]

Shelvy still a cnut.

 

[DatIrishFella]

Dear God my stream turned into minecraft out of nowhere -.-

 

[Niall]

Nice little 'live' box in the corner while showing a replay on BT Sport. Have to say I've been impressed by their coverage. Little or none of the naff slow mo hype montages that seems to be taking over Sky's coverage.

 

[Nessaja]

Come on Herrera, smack him!

 

[Orton]

Gerrard done the same thing to Herrera in the friendly. Must be a Scouse thing

 

[RetroStu]

Herrera taken out by the mutant