Aarrghggh. Blow the whistle. Now!
FA Premier League
Manchester United 2:1 Stoke City
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Tue, 2 December 2014 @ 7:45pm GMT
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Wow!!! Cursed goal! hahaFFS Dave
DAVE!!!!!!11My days! fecking hell...Young has been really good todayHOW DID THEY NOT SCORE?>!?!?!?!?!JESUS.I mean....We are fecking luckyWow, just wow.feck me sidewayswhy is we tryna bottle tingsGreat save Young.David De gea doing it again.OH LAWDYOh my god we just love pissing about like twats at the end don't weHOLY SHITDavid have I ever told you I love youTHE GOD SAVE US!!
I can't believe we are still leadingWell played Falcao. Done more than Wilson has in the whole game.INcredible DDG! And Young too tbfFecking hell what are we doing? Get your act together lads.What the feck has just happened?Nice running by Fellaini to run down the clock and get the free. Should be it now.A miracle has happened on Christmas eve, you guys.Young to the rescue thereThat was too too close to be fecked up. Thank God.Advantage?... What?HOLY feck MY HEARTBlow it up! fecking he'll blow it up!fecks sake i love you young and De GeaDavid F...g De Gea
Full-time (90+4')Well done Radamel, that's that now.90+4 min
Full-time
United's fourth win in a row, but an incredible end to the game with De Gea making two world class saves in injury time to deny Stoke.
United stay in fourth position, another important win for the reds.
fuccccccccccccccccccck that was mental. My heart is beating at 1000 rpm.Man of match DDG by a country mile. Won us the gamebetter from Falcao to win that free..
DDG, you god!!!Holy shit Young.fecking hell what are our defenders doing? We almost conceded twice this late?
edit: Thank God, it's done. Still, we need to defend better as a team.Ashley Young deserves a blowjob for that. If I'd draw the shortest straw on that, so be it.
fecking Hell what an end to the match!!!Ashley Young!!! legend!- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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28%
David de Gea
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15%
Marouane Fellaini
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14%
Chris Smalling
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7%
Juan Mata
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3%
Marcos Rojo
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3%
Michael Carrick
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2%
Ander Herrera
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1%
Antonio Valencia
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 504 ratings.
Score Predictions
506,7,9
- Man Utd win
- Stoke win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 26% Man Utd 2:0 Stoke
- 20% Man Utd 3:0 Stoke
- 16% Man Utd 2:1 Stoke
- 15% Man Utd 3:1 Stoke
- 7% Man Utd 4:0 Stoke
- 4% Man Utd 5:0 Stoke
- 4% Man Utd 4:1 Stoke
- 3% Man Utd 1:0 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 1:1 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 0:5 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Stoke
- 1% Man Utd 4:2 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Stoke
- 0% Man Utd 3:4 Stoke
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Stoke
- Possession
- 64% 36%
- Shots
- 10 5
- Shots on Target
- 3 4
- Corners
- 3 2
- Fouls
- 8 13
Referee
Jonathan Moss
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Adnan Januzaj
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replaced by Darren Fletcher
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replaced by Radamel Falcao
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