Manchester United 3:1 Southampton

Berbaclass · Thursday at 20:16

Hojlund is a nothing player. Offers nothing up front

DJ_21 · Thursday at 20:16

How on earth are we being dominated by bottom of the league? Back to reality we go

space · Thursday at 20:16

We look so tired

RedIan · Thursday at 20:16

Not sure what the plan is here but we have started so poorly.
Southampton looking far better

TheMod · Thursday at 20:16

Why are we letting Saints have the ball

Been a poor 15 mins

thisisnottaken1 · Thursday at 20:16

How the feck are we looking this bad against a historically bad Southampton?

Gandalf · Thursday at 20:16

Rasmus not helping himself but why on earth are we playing so deep and leaving him isolated? It is less 3-4-3 and more like 9-1 at the moment.

Spark · Thursday at 20:17

mav_9me said:
Right now we are struggling to progress the ball. We need to play in their half.

This is it, we are glued to our third of the pitch with zero threat. Almost trying to hold the ball until Southampton allow us to break, which is obviously not going to happen.

Hammondo · Thursday at 20:17

Shark said:
We're a fecking cup team.

We are a "park the bus" team.

Andycoleno9 · Thursday at 20:17

Yeah, this is shit start all over the place. Defence shaky, midfield can't hold the ball and attack is non existent.

Agila Dathi · Thursday at 20:17

Wing Attack Plan R said:
Yes, obviously, but also more obviously you don't know what you're talking about. His passing was on par with Onana's, and he made some terrific saves besides the two penalty saves. This match is as close to a dead rubber as we're going to get, and Onana could use some competition. That is probably why the other poster was thinking Bayindir should play.

Bayindir’s passing against Arsenal was 32% successfull.
Onana was 40% against dippers and 71% against Newcastle, but yeah, it’s on par…
I know Onana is nowhere good enough for this club, but Bayindir is even further from it. He did good against Arsenal, but don’t even dream about Bayindir being able to give him a competition for the starting place.
I also saw Bayindir against Spurs… he’s not ready.

Gordon S · Thursday at 20:17

We can`t be leading in the dance to save our lives. Ruben has a lot of thinking to do. We have to be relying on quick breaks and moments of brilliance. At home, to the worst team in the league. A tiny bit sad

Catt · Thursday at 20:17

space said:
We look so tired

We are fragile

Tom Van Persie · Thursday at 20:17

Wake up lads

GlazersHater · Thursday at 20:17

Of course after 2 great games we revert back to play this shit, this fecking players ffs

48 hours · Thursday at 20:17

A shot!

careca07 · Thursday at 20:17

We need to sign two or three players who can score goals
Liverpool have about six ffs
We have none whatsoever

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Thursday at 20:17

Shark said:
We're a fecking cup team.

Game raising, cup team. Can’t wait for a squad refresh.

Catt · Thursday at 20:17

Damn corners

laughtersassassin · Thursday at 20:17

2nd to every single ball. This is abysmal.

Every single player doing absolutely nothing for us

sixdwarf · Thursday at 20:17

Playing too deep against a poor side like Southampton doesn't bloody work. You have to press high. Everyone and his granny know they hate that and get turned over so often.

V.O. · Thursday at 20:17

pauldyson1uk said:
WTF these are bottom of the PL with - 32 GD !!! and have started the better team

Unless they're playing City or Liverpool, their MO is basically to have loads of the ball, do nothing with it, then lose.

NoPace · Thursday at 20:17

This might be the worst 15 minutes on the ball so far this season, considering opponent. We look incapable of doing anything in possession other than passing it around the back until pressed then missing Hojlund by 10 feet in the air on a punt.

Berbaclass · Thursday at 20:17

Hammondo said:
We are a "park the bus" team.

We didn’t park the bus at Anfield

FrantikChicken · Thursday at 20:17

Is it just me or is Mainoo running around like a headless chicken? Doesn’t seem to be paying attention to his surroundings at all

Leftback99 · Thursday at 20:17

Getting absolutely outplayed and many wanted us to rest players.

DomesticTadpole · Thursday at 20:17

space said:
We look so tired

That was the worry I had after such an intense game on Sunday, we need a scruffy goal to settle us down.

Bobade · Thursday at 20:17

Wing Attack Plan R said:
Maybe that's why I wrote as close to a dead rubber as we're going to get.

Yeah, I mean the phrase just doesn't make sense to me in this context at all. It's not close to a dead rubber at all.

Dannn411 · Thursday at 20:17

We're getting outplayed by the worst premier league team of all time. :lol:

Chip · Thursday at 20:18

What is the fecking deal with this team? Playing well at Liverpool, beating Arsenal at Emirates and now getting dominated at home against arguably one of the worst teams in PL history.

Is it all mental or is the way we are set up?

Ronaldo's ego · Thursday at 20:18

Back to reality

rimaldo · Thursday at 20:18

Berbaclass said:
We didn’t park the bus at Anfield

only because it would have been nicked.

crossy1686 · Thursday at 20:18

FrantikChicken said:
Is it just me or is Mainoo running around like a headless chicken? Doesn’t seem to be paying attention to his surroundings at all

His positioning is poor, he lets people get in the space behind him and doesn't cut off the pass

mancsarered · Thursday at 20:19

Leftback99 said:
Getting absolutely outplayed and many wanted us to rest players.

Most of our XI looks like they wanted us to rest players too.

Telsim · Thursday at 20:19

Back to shit so far. Against the worst Premier League team in ages. How? It's so tiresome.

Tom Van Persie · Thursday at 20:19

Hammondo said:
We are a "park the bus" team.

Which we haven't done.

Garethw · Thursday at 20:19

Berbaclass said:
Hojlund is a nothing player. Offers nothing up front

It’s brutal to watch.

Blood Mage · Thursday at 20:19

We're a typical bottom table team now, raising our game against the big boys and showing our true level against the teams around us in the table.

RedSky · Thursday at 20:19

This is actually like watching a Championship game.

klayton88 · Thursday at 20:19

Hoijlund is such a terrible target man. Can see nobody has faith in firing one in to him.

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