Manchester United 2:0 Southampton

pseudo_canadian · Aug 19, 2016

Wow Pogba

Walters_19_MuFc · Aug 19, 2016

Pogba. Wow!

Scuttler · Aug 19, 2016

Vato said:
Wtf are you watching?!

Bless your little heart

balaks · Aug 19, 2016

Oo0AahCantona said:
Every single ibrahimovic doubter from rival fans are shitting themselves.

Never doubted him, I've always loved him as a player and was super excited that he was coming to premiership. He will score +30 goals for you no problem.

Massive Spanner · Aug 19, 2016

Jose giving insemination lessons.

Bocca9978 · Aug 19, 2016

The Stain said:
Not bad for a 57-year-old.

Come on!!

kouroux · Aug 19, 2016

pauldyson1uk said:
At last somebody who is actually watching him and not just jumping on the bash waggon

Get in Ibra

Gotta be honest :lol:

I'm not a fan of Fellaini but he is doing well, I'd be a cnut to deny it.

Ødegaard · Aug 19, 2016

Enigma_87 said:
Was it Twigg that said Ibra can't get 10 goals this season minus penos?

Not @Twigg, surely.
Should be twigginator or someone similar.

Sky1981 · Aug 19, 2016

pogba is class

Hammerfell · Aug 19, 2016

Vato said:
Wtf are you watching?!

He's not far off.

bosnian_red · Aug 19, 2016

Just let Ibra and Pogba play with each other. Both tanks.

pseudo_canadian · Aug 19, 2016

Fellaini yet again has been immense.

RetroStu · Aug 19, 2016

If we were away to Southampton, i'd actually think this is a good proffessional performence so far. But we are at home and i'd like us to show that to be honest.

RooneyLegend · Aug 19, 2016

Need another goal to seal this.

Sassy Colin · Aug 19, 2016

Ban said:
He didn't miss the target, target missed him.

They have a player called Targett, I think he's in trouble

Ban · Aug 19, 2016

First a PL game then a bingo show in his retirement home. He can do it all, Ibra.

Dobba · Aug 19, 2016

bosnian_red said:
Just let Ibra and Pogba play with each other.

That would definitely be a red card.

Enigma_87 · Aug 19, 2016

Pyroblazer said:
Yeah I think he wanted to make a bet that he won't score more than 7 in the prem. He will have beaten that next month

Yeah I offered £100 on it along with some others but he didn't take it. Smart man.

GifLord · Aug 19, 2016

Ibra 1:0

Zlaatan · Aug 19, 2016

I'm going to read the Zlatan transfer thread tonight for some good laughs.

ash_86 · Aug 19, 2016

I love the way we move the ball from defense to attack. Miles faster than what we were doing before.

sunama · Aug 19, 2016

Enigma_87 said:
Was it Twigg that said Ibra can't get 10 goals this season minus penos?

I think Twigginator was either a MUFC fan or he was an LVG fan.
He was very much against Jose joining us and also Ibra.
Basically, he preferred us to continue going for 4th place, with LVG.

Massive Spanner · Aug 19, 2016

bosnian_red said:
Just let Ibra and Pogba play with each other.

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BIGbadBOO4 · Aug 19, 2016

Great ball in by Rooney. Credit where credit is due, think we missing a trick here. The left back for Southampton seems weak, I think we should be targeting there to attack.

Varun · Aug 19, 2016

We must call God mode, beast mode etc Zlatan mode from now.

JPRouve · Aug 19, 2016

It seems that the PL is easier than the Ligue 1.

SwansonsTache · Aug 19, 2016

How we managed to get this creature for free is beyond me.

gbgary · Aug 19, 2016

genuinely excited to watch United matches again. FEELS GREAT!

Revan · Aug 19, 2016

BIGbadBOO4 said:
People who said Zlatan would struggle in premiership should eat some humble pie. What a start 3 in 3.

Most of them were the brainwashed ones who think that EPL is some type of Gid tier league, and who don't even watch the other leagues and so by default think that they are shit. The likes of @Twigginater

whatwha · Aug 19, 2016

The amount of power Ibra gets on that header. Amazing. OT is buzzing

Scuttler · Aug 19, 2016

Neville talking so much shite

FC Ronaldo · Aug 19, 2016

Daley Blind

DomesticTadpole · Aug 19, 2016

GifLord said:
Ibra 1:0

Good header.

peridigm · Aug 19, 2016

Rooney appears to be pulling a sled or running in sand.

spwd · Aug 19, 2016

Rooney running in quicksand again lol

Noc-Z · Aug 19, 2016

kouroux said:
Fellaini has been class. As has Mata

Mata has not been class! Fellaini has been good but not class! Mata nearly gifted a goal. Against better teams it would have been.

pseudo_canadian · Aug 19, 2016

Pogba is incredible

Dobba · Aug 19, 2016

GifLord said:
Ibra 1:0

Off him like a bullet. Don't think I could kick it that hard.

kouroux · Aug 19, 2016

JonDahl · Aug 19, 2016

Our team is amazing.

Rado_N · Aug 19, 2016

Pogba makes this football lark look easy.

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