Typical rubbish, like that football sketch in the Simpsons where the teams just pass the ball in a triangle
FA Cup 3rd Round
Manchester United 1:0 Sheffield United
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sat, 9 January 2016 @ 5:30pm GMT
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Worried about LVG, if he gets players names mixed up, could it be possible that he gets who is good in certain positions wrong?This is making dry January an even bigger challenge than normal.If this goes to a replay they should play it at 7.30This is fecking depressing
Is he bollocks.I genuinely think the gap is closing between the old 3rd division and Prem.I'm bored.Yawn......
That sketch actually pops into my mind every time I watch united.Is there anything else on?That offside
I'm going to the off license at half time, this has broke me.This is naff.He was onside there.Are we on track for ten consecutive home games without a first half goal?This is just same old under this awful manager.Just no movement... dilly dallying about... this is just so hard to watch...
.We have to take more risks really. That's boring.LvG can make any team good, shame he usually chooses the teams playing against us...This is so shit that it's unbelievable, even by LvG's standards. I hate watching this team, but I can't get myself to stop. REALLY looking forward to the boos at halftime.
Well what we can say is that destructive addictive behaviors retard ones ability to move forward. Just watch LvG's tactics.
You will, but you have to be eating baked beans while farting the national anthem backwards.
Giving ball away, not picking any smart passes, isnt involved enough, he can do so much better than this.We are so incredibly shit. Not in a million years will we finish top6 if it continues like this, and there is no reason to believe anything will change.Watching this feels masochistic.
He'll be delighted. We're controlling the game.Second half vs Swansea was our quarterly quota of entertaining football done.Whatever happened to pass and move? It must be like defending against a team full of statues for our opponents.Herrera has made some dreadful 'passes'
And the board will continue to tolerate it as long as we're in sight of a CL spot. Bollocks.The gaps in the transition are just to big.
Sure there must be a La Liga or Bundesliga game you could drool over.If we pass around Sheffield United for about an hour without doing anything, maybe they'll get fed up and walk off the pitch. Then we may have a slight chance to score.Looks like any team can just put men behind the ball and stop us.
Ridiculous. This takes caution to an undue extreme. This would have been a perfect occasion to go 433.
We're 32 minutes in and I don't think we've even taken one shot, let alone a shot on goal.Van Gaals system to me seems like one in which you need a dynamic attacking 4 who are brilliant at one touch passing.
We don't even attempt to do it, sometimes speeding up play doesn't mean having quicker players, moving the ball up the pitch can be achieved quickly through passing.
Because most of the time nobody is making themselves available for a pass.Four more years, four more years!- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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3%
Wayne Rooney
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3%
Matteo Darmian
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2%
David de Gea
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2%
Bastian Schweinsteiger
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1%
Ander Herrera
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1%
Andreas Pereira
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 407 ratings.
Score Predictions
486,20,48
- Man Utd win
- Sheffield Utd win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 37% Man Utd 2:0 Sheffield Utd
- 20% Man Utd 3:0 Sheffield Utd
- 9% Man Utd 1:0 Sheffield Utd
- 7% Man Utd 3:1 Sheffield Utd
- 6% Man Utd 2:1 Sheffield Utd
- 6% Man Utd 0:0 Sheffield Utd
- 4% Man Utd 4:0 Sheffield Utd
- 3% Man Utd 1:1 Sheffield Utd
- 3% Man Utd 5:0 Sheffield Utd
- 2% Man Utd 0:1 Sheffield Utd
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Sheffield Utd
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 0:3 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 0:2 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Sheffield Utd
- 0% Man Utd 5:1 Sheffield Utd
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Sheffield Utd
- Possession
- 71% 29%
- Shots
- 11 2
- Shots on Target
- 2 1
- Corners
- 5 1
- Fouls
- 6 13
Referee
Jonathan Moss
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Memphis Depay
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replaced by Jesse Lingard
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replaced by Andreas Pereira
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