Manchester United 1:0 Sheffield United

Kostur · Jan 9, 2016

NinjaFletch said:
Fellaini's played ahead of the 'DM' in virtually every game he's played for us this season. Whether he is supposed to or not I have no idea, but he has, he's virtually never found alongside whoever's supposed to be playing with him.

Why today he's sticking next to Scheweinsteiger I don't know, if he's not going to do it against Wolfsburg away, then why against a League One side at home.

But he really hasn't, go check heatmaps from games. If he played 'ahead of DM' we'd be playing 4141, we're not.

Bobcat · Jan 9, 2016

Rado_N said:
feck me, that attempt at a counter attack was pathetic.

I wonder what the feck they are doing in training.

Everyone seems terrified of taking any sort of risk, and if there is a safer option, they always choose it

Kant-ona · Jan 9, 2016

Van Gaal invented a time machine, I guess. We see football live from the eighties or nineties.

luke511 · Jan 9, 2016

Shark said:
We have no clue how to counter attack. That's down to the manager.

I think 2 of our 3 main attackers having absolutely zero pace might have something to do with it as well.

lynchie · Jan 9, 2016

Has any player ever looked as confused by seeing the ball at his feet as Marouane Fellaini?

LazyRed-Ninja · Jan 9, 2016

When was the last time we actually put a cross accurately in the 16 to set up a player.

Tracy Sells · Jan 9, 2016

simonhch said:
We are so shit. Just slow and ponderous football.

But we dominate possession.....if the players did better with the 1.77567 chances we create a game we would be top of the world.

Drifter · Jan 9, 2016

Playing some nice football .Just need to be quicker in the last third.

untitled_6899 · Jan 9, 2016

Sheffield United are wasting time at every opportunity

bosnian_red · Jan 9, 2016

Fellaini

the sooner he's gone, the better

Needham · Jan 9, 2016

Sheffield United's club motto, "Nihil Subtle"

FreakyJim · Jan 9, 2016

Fellaini in midfield is painful to watch.

OutOfTowner · Jan 9, 2016

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Chicharo · Jan 9, 2016

Mata's been awful

Kevin · Jan 9, 2016

LazyRed-Ninja said:
When was the last time we actually put a cross accurately in the 16 to set up a player.

Last week.

Hammerfell · Jan 9, 2016

FreakyJim said:
Fellaini is painful to watch.

Yep.

Someone · Jan 9, 2016

Not really fussed about the performance as long as the training is more fun.

Fully Fledged · Jan 9, 2016

Needham said:
Take it slow. Remember you're only allowed a glass and a half a night now.

Good job I've got some pint glasses in the house then.

Reckless Full Back · Jan 9, 2016

Drifter said:
Playing some nice football .Just need to be quicker in the last third.

Déjà vu

Raw · Jan 9, 2016

Someone make a fecking run

Rado_N · Jan 9, 2016

Bobcat said:
I wonder what the feck they are doing in training.

Everyone seems terrified of taking any sort of risk, and if there is a safer option, they always choose it

Passing. Lots of it.

Spoony · Jan 9, 2016

Look, we're going to win.

Come on United!

Needham · Jan 9, 2016

OutOfTowner said:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Yeah, stupid idea. Go get the pot and a nice big plaggy bag and get inhaling.

mancan92 · Jan 9, 2016

Every cross there is literally no one in the box

Hammerfell · Jan 9, 2016

Darmian's becoming dangerously competent at attacking, the manager won't be happy.

Trizy · Jan 9, 2016

This is painful..

Ole's_toe_poke · Jan 9, 2016

Drifter said:
Playing some nice football .Just need to be quicker in the last third.

Sounds like the last 2 years then.

Kostur · Jan 9, 2016

Darmian our most dangerous player thus far it seems, it looks like we're setting up our tactics for the RB to be the most attacking player in the team.

mu4c_20le · Jan 9, 2016

what the feck happened to rooneys touch

Godfather · Jan 9, 2016

Blind is awful

Successful · Jan 9, 2016

This will be a typical draw. 0-0. So fecking boring I think I will have to get drunk tonight.

Meller · Jan 9, 2016

I thought Blind started off this season quite good as a CB but has been shocking for a few months there now.

DomesticTadpole · Jan 9, 2016

Hammerfell said:
Darmian's becoming dangerously competent at attacking, the manager won't be happy.

He's looking good.

LazyRed-Ninja · Jan 9, 2016

Kevin said:
Last week.

and 1 minute ago!

Shady · Jan 9, 2016

THis is so awful I am actually talking to my parents.

BennyBlanco · Jan 9, 2016

They're playing 10 behind the ball, we're playing 7 behind the ball
Fun game.
zZzZz

amolbhatia50k · Jan 9, 2016

We're such a weird football team. It's as though there's some force field preventing the ball from going into the box. Our ability to move the ball towards the opposition goal is absolutely shocking.

Drifter · Jan 9, 2016

Ole's_toe_poke said:
Sounds like the last 2 years then.

Unfortunately it does. Something we still have not solved yet.

Black Adder · Jan 9, 2016

Herrera worst player in United shirt atm.

OutOfTowner · Jan 9, 2016

Needham said:
Yeah, stupid idea. Go get the pot and a nice big plaggy bag and get inhaling.

If I inhale hard enough will I go back in time?

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