Manchester United 1:2 Sevilla

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Mar 13, 2018

arthurka said:
Again we play like something from LVG's wet Dreams. .. Difficult to get stoked over this. .

Nice pun seen as that was Stoke levels of performance.

CodeRed · Mar 13, 2018

I'm n a pub on holiday in Austria watching the game.

Funniest thing...when Fellani shot on target the german commentator yelled ' marouane fellaini schiesen'.

I miss understood schiesen for shit. 'marouane fellaini is shit'. I spit my beer out in a fit of laughter.

royboy16 · Mar 13, 2018

Sevilla are well organized,this is going to be no walk in the park for us I fear and we will need a moment of brilliance to force a mistake unless we are less cautious second half and go for it.

MyOnlySolskjaer · Mar 13, 2018

Imagine if they had a better striker than Muriel on.

R'hllor · Mar 13, 2018

Minimalist said:
I do love how you can depend on the contrarians every match to make out like United play football ala Barca 09-11. It might not be awful but feck off with this nonsense about negativity.

"I'm enjoying it! Why all the negativity here!?"

Feck sake, people are making a few comments on what they're seeing in front of them and the game from both sides is dross - most people aren't delusional.

You better watch it mister, itchy fingers on report button and all that

El Pasillo · Mar 13, 2018

saivet said:
You thought that was brilliant from them?

That half to me was two teams with a clear lack of quality.

Yeah, Sevilla looked definitely great and outplayed MU during the 1st half IMO.

They just lack a real finisher up front.

RedSky · Mar 13, 2018

Fully Fledged said:
If I fall asleep can someone wake me up?

Not sure how many of us will be still awake tbh.

Toad · Mar 13, 2018

whatwha said:
Didn't think anything could make me smile right now...

Well I just found out we aren’t aloud to post reaction pictures. The poor guy been made to pack up again

SuperiorXI · Mar 13, 2018

We are playing very safe here there's no denying... lets see what happens second half. This could be either a master stroke or a big whopping egg on face.

DOTA · Mar 13, 2018

Rajma said:
When did Rashford had a great game against anyone on the right? What is Jose smoking.

He's been our right back, at times. Our tactics are chaotic.

Sly · Mar 13, 2018

Why can't United hire SAF for HT hairdryer treatments? He doesn't have to manage, he would just do that.

Oldyella · Mar 13, 2018

Jazz said:
Sanchez needs a few games coming off the bench. I don't know what's wrong with him but he's not helping at all. It's a big game so if he continues like this for the first 15 mins of the second half, I would take him off. Can't sacrificing a game as big as this for a player who is not helping the situation.

Agreed. He needs a spell out of the team, hopefully starting from the next half.

Darkhorsez · Mar 13, 2018

Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
I've actually enjoyed his commentary.

Me too! Not overly biased towards us and always looking to make at least a funny comment. The football has been dire to be honest.

jrsenior · Mar 13, 2018

Not bad. This was always going to be decided in the second half. Nervy!

PoTMS · Mar 13, 2018

Sevilla are trash. And yet over the two ties, they've looked better than us.

The Firestarter · Mar 13, 2018

kouroux said:
He might blame the crowd for being too silent

Its never late to hear "Attack, Attack"

SirAnderson · Mar 13, 2018

Can't understand why Rash needs to play on the right. Get Sanchez off or let him play down the middle or right.

Maradona10 · Mar 13, 2018

abdo99 said:
This might go to penalties. At least we have De Gea.

Who is shit on penalties.

Cloud7 · Mar 13, 2018

@SNes @JPRouve @kouroux All very fair points, but I tried to shy away from mentioning that lest I be called a moaner and reminded of how many goals we’ve scored this season :lol:

@Skorenzy Didnt even notice that :lol:

The plot thickens :lol:

Peanut Butter · Mar 13, 2018

Rajma said:
When did Rashford had a great game against anyone on the right? What is Jose smoking.

You still got a hard on for this Jardim haven't you?

I'm with you tonight though, Rashers on left and Alexis should be dropped.

Bastian · Mar 13, 2018

kouroux said:
Sanchez does 3 things that never work out:
1) Picks up the ball up on the left side, looks up, tries a weird lofted pass to somebody and fails
2) Picks up the ball up on the left side, looks up, tries an overpowered pass that Lukaku cannot trap
3)Picks up the ball up on the left side, looks up, tries to run inside to make something but loses the ball.

At least that's an apt description of his whole 1st half.

VP · Mar 13, 2018

Absolute shambles.

Eyes of world football are on us and we serve up this shite.

Don't they practice passing in training? Sevilla's mild press is suffocating us.

Imagine if we were playing someone good.

Dobba · Mar 13, 2018

Who is going to score our disallowed goal just prior to their away one?

Red Viking · Mar 13, 2018

We have to many mediocre players when in possession to play teams off the park even at home. We badly need a playmaker type in the midfield or behind the striker to pull the strings. We also need wide players that can cross or do difficult passes to open decent teams op.

kouroux · Mar 13, 2018

MyOnlySolskjaer said:
Imagine if they had a better striker than Muriel on.

They do, he's on their bench

Castia · Mar 13, 2018

DrRodo said:
Really, today i cant understand the fecking negativity in this place. Im enjoying this match very much, i think United is trying to win and playing against a tough opponent... in a CL knockout round!!! What the heck do you people want.

This negativity is like a fecking disease, like an annoyin cold which wont go away

Get a grip guys seriously

Come on mate you can’t be happy with that it was fecking awful from both sides. This place can be depressing at times but there’s no defending that first half we are so slow and all we do is smash balls at Lukaku and Fellaini it’s awful.

You can see how poor Sevilla are, that’s the worst part they’re really mediocre.

kidbob · Mar 13, 2018

Loublaze said:
You must be trying to get rid of that knee-jerker tag. What the hell are you watching?

I've learnt my lesson mate. Now I can only judge us on what Jose and the supporters of him want. I haven't enjoyed this half or most of the season but I'm guessing this has been a great performance in the eyes of the powers that be. That's good enough for me (don't want to get banned).

Djemba-Djemba · Mar 13, 2018

kouroux said:
He might blame the crowd for being too silent

He'd have some cheek to blame the crowd for not being loud for that.

Jose must think doing it this way is the safest way, but it just seems so needlessly risky to me. One fluke goal by them, like Baillys on Sunday, and we're fecked.

PlayerOne · Mar 13, 2018

Very odd half. Rashford really struggling on the right wing, he can't cut inside and use his right foot. Jesse in midfield and Fellaini is very weird too. Fullbacks not going up to attack is annoying. Far too safe, we will need 2 goals.

Here's hoping for another good second half. Pogba and Mata would make a huge difference

Bwuk · Mar 13, 2018

SirAnderson said:
Truth be told, he wasn't our worst player out there, but yeah I understand.

He 100% was

christinaa · Mar 13, 2018

Fellaini was closest to scoring after all.

An Irish Red · Mar 13, 2018

SirAnderson said:
Can't understand why Rash needs to play on the right. Get Sanchez off or let him play down the middle or right.

Because Sanchez is a much better player than Rashford.

James Peril · Mar 13, 2018

None of these teams will win the CL, that’s for sure. Sevilla are pretty bad, poor striker, we should bulldozer them at home. Playing against them like we’re meeting Atletico Madrid.. come on.

Bring on Pogba, this is embarrassing to say the least.

Acole9 · Mar 13, 2018

Bocca9978 said:
Scholes saying neither

Kuszczak wasn't at United when DDG was.

Kraftwerker · Mar 13, 2018

Hard to believe Mata wasn’t played.

Can understand Pogba and Martial but Mata is exactly what’s needed to stitch the attacking third together.

Android1974 · Mar 13, 2018

Rajma said:
Pogba, Mata and Martial on at HT for Fellaini, Lingard, and Sanchez.

Forget about it. There's a chance this is going to extra-time.

Cheesy · Mar 13, 2018

Scholes and Ferdinand quite scathing there.

Josep Dowling · Mar 13, 2018

Jose is so frustrating.

Reverts to 4-2-3-1 when we have been playing better with 4-3-3.

Rashford shifted to right when he has been great on the left.

Why are we accommodating Sanchez for the rest of the front line when he has been dog shit since he joined.

Lingard is having to pick up the ball behind the halfway line to get the ball.

iam_kramer · Mar 13, 2018

Fellaini has to come off surely, it's not his fault but the midfield isn't working. Sánchez can't be far off being subed either but I'd get Fellaini off sharpish.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Mar 13, 2018

abdo99 said:
This might go to penalties. At least we have De Gea.

But they have Fellaini.

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