Manchester United 1:1 Rochdale

Eddy_JukeZ · Sep 25, 2019

fps said:
Pogba must be wondering what on earth he's done to deserve to play with this shower of ______. But he should've performed better and got Man Utd into the CL then, the players would have followed.

He's been almost as bad as anyone out there that 1st half.

Sp00ks11 · Sep 25, 2019

Great half from United, if we can hold on for penalties we might have a chance.

Kostov · Sep 25, 2019

kouroux said:
It just shows how bad we are. He probably has the highest number of shots for himself.

He doesn’t give a single feck doesn’t he? If the manager has an ounce of self respect he should take him of after those 2 last shots. Absolute shambles

Alemar · Sep 25, 2019

I am lost for words, actually. 0-0 against such a shite team at half time, unbelievable.

We need to introduce Brandon Williams and Garner for Bissaka and Lingard. Still, the worst player was certainly Chong

Best player is definitely Romero

klayton88 · Sep 25, 2019

Rojo needs to feck right off with all these longshots. Same last game. Why has he been given the green light to think he's Scholes?

el3mel · Sep 25, 2019

fps said:
Pogba must be wondering what on earth he's done to deserve to play with this shower of ______. But he should've performed better and got Man Utd into the CL then, the players would have followed.

Maybe he should try to play better first against a League One side. He's one of worst players tonight.

Ødegaard · Sep 25, 2019

Great first half. Didn't get goals against.

PlayerOne · Sep 25, 2019

pseudo_canadian said:
Every team we’ve played the past 6 months looks so much more cohesive and competent on the ball - regardless of the individual skill of the opposing players. That’s really concerning. Has anyone else noticed this?

Yes, but it gets overlooked by many. The bad summer is a good cover

Buster15 · Sep 25, 2019

Romez said:
I’m absolutely convinced we do feck all in training. So clueless.

Why are there always huge holes in midfield?

The players are always so far apart, how are you meant to create passing opportunities like this.

Couldn't agree more. No one can say that we are even remotely a well drilled team.
Just a bunch of individuals who play like they have never seen eachother before.
This more than anything has got to change.

Withnail · Sep 25, 2019

Has to be James for Chong second half.

The balls just runs away from the lad.

Inigo Montoya · Sep 25, 2019

The Man Himself said:
Chong is so bad

Feel sorry for him, I think he has Parkinson’s

BigBebe · Sep 25, 2019

Dobba said:
A club owned by idiots, employing idiots to sign players, who play like idiots whilst we idiots spend our time idiotically watching it.

Idiot.

No Idea For Nickname · Sep 25, 2019

Summit said:
Rojo needs to sod off with his long range shots

You will eat your words if he scores a winner in 93rd minute.

fps · Sep 25, 2019

Chongwick needs a few more strings to his bow.

Harry190 · Sep 25, 2019

Only explanation is that they are taking the piss. This is something else. Lingard outstanding.

FireballXL5 · Sep 25, 2019

Even Pen and OG haven't shown up tonight. God we're awful.

Heinzesight · Sep 25, 2019

Someone tell Rojo to stop it now please for the love of god.

Ranchero · Sep 25, 2019

Chong and Pereira doing nothing out wide. Midfield cant create so Greenwood is lost. Pogba awful. Rojo our best player.
No leaders. No guile. No threat. Gutless crap

Sweet Square · Sep 25, 2019

Majima said:
You have seen us have a game plan before? 3 year process apparently, so maybe in 3 years we might have one.

There have been bits and pieces in pre season but thats about it.

Not looking good so far.

Amerifan · Sep 25, 2019

Rightnr said:
Our team just loves walking with the ball. No momentum, urgency or energy in our passing.

They all stand around watching. Nobody wants the ball.

SirAnderson · Sep 25, 2019

Random Task said:
I'm a United fan stuck in the middle of an era dominated by City and Liverpool, so no, I'm not doing very well.

But thanks for asking!

I hear you.
I've been forced to accept our reality, dampening my spirits every week see the rivals excel, worst yet, having to watch them to actually see good football, while we "turn the corner" every other week.
Wife moaning about why a "stupid" game can make me get so angry and mopey.

Now I'm resigned to know we not going be challenging for a while.

On the bright side, we haven't conceded a goal yet tonight

Adcuth · Sep 25, 2019

MyOnlySolskjaer said:
Chong will not make it.

I've said this a lot

Eddy_JukeZ · Sep 25, 2019

Dr. StrangeHate said:
I can't see any difference between Jose, Moyes or Ole football.

There is none.

We just press more now.

It really looks like that's the only thing we worked on all pre-season.

Running.

CallyRed · Sep 25, 2019

Rochdale being held by Manchester United

noodlehair · Sep 25, 2019

buckooo1978 said:
on further reflection

Horrific first 45 minutes from Pogba.

Rojo has had 7 shots. He is just doing whatever the feck he wants. He did the same last week. Don't know how we expect any standard of performance when you can literally just stroll about doing whatever the feck you like and the manager picks you again anyway.

Catt · Sep 25, 2019

Imran Mamdani said:
Jose must be laughing his head off.

The jobless one?

One Night Only · Sep 25, 2019

I see Rojos game play, law of averages and all that.

Plus nobody else can be arsed to shoot or go near the goal.

Nr.7 · Sep 25, 2019

We’re atrocious.

Chong’s not United quality which says a lot considering the standard of quality dropped in recent years.

Judas · Sep 25, 2019

How sad is this?

At least Rojo is funny.

VP89 · Sep 25, 2019

Andycoleno9 said:
Good mood is our game plan

Sounds like Boris Johnson on Brexit.

redshaw · Sep 25, 2019

Rojo looking our most dangerous player just like when we played Astana. Pretty much rinse and repeat of that game.

fps · Sep 25, 2019

el3mel said:
Maybe he should try to play better first against a League One side. He's one of worst players tonight.

Just back after injury, he's not going to over-exert himself.

Geekie · Sep 25, 2019

is Chong playing in his preferred position? how can a player be this ineffective

OverratedOpinion · Sep 25, 2019

Alemar said:
I am lost for words, actually. 0-0 against such a shite team at half time, unbelievable.

Rochdale fan?

DoomSlayer · Sep 25, 2019

fps said:
Pogba must be wondering what on earth he's done to deserve to play with this shower of ______. But he should've performed better and got Man Utd into the CL then, the players would have followed.

Pogba has been totally abysmal as well though...?

He should be able to dominate the midfield on his own against a team like Rochdale yet here we are.

#07 · Sep 25, 2019

Continue as we are and we will be out of this competition in 45 minutes. Chong and Andreas are offering no width or cutting edge. Really pitiful to watch.

mav_9me · Sep 25, 2019

What Rojo is doing is egregious/criminal/lazy. Cant be arsed to do overlap runs but happily taking pot shots from 40 yrds. Fcukin waste of space.
I would 100% sub him off for Brandon Williams. Infact if Ole does not sub him off it would be negligent on his part.

yamo123x · Sep 25, 2019

Rojo is treating this like a joke surely... can’t believe what I’m seeing. Get Williams on

Alabaster Codify7 · Sep 25, 2019

Chong doesnt seem to be cut out for British football. As well as being technically poor he's lightweight. I see Chong being back in the Dutch league on loan next summer, sold the following summer abroad.

What a disgraceful 45mins.

Marcelinho87 · Sep 25, 2019

Chong the new scapegoat then when the young lads play? He is raw but the talent is there and at least he asks for the ball and attempts shit.

Sandikan · Sep 25, 2019

Harry190 said:
Only explanation is that they are taking the piss. This is something else. Lingard outstanding.

Lingard? Hardly been involved has he?

Majima · Sep 25, 2019

No Idea For Nickname said:
Everything will be ok, don't worry, just have to patient, you'll see. in 5,6 years.

Yes everything will be ok, once Ole and the coaches are booted back to whatever armpit we found them out of. Absolute frauds.

Dec9003 · Sep 25, 2019

fps said:
Pogba must be wondering what on earth he's done to deserve to play with this shower of ______. But he should've performed better and got Man Utd into the CL then, the players would have followed.

Pogba one of our worst performers that half, shots that went 30 yards over and a header missed that he should've scored.
Pogba is as much a part of the teams failures as the rest of them.

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