Manchester United 3:2 Newcastle United

Red Dreams · Oct 6, 2018

Hate Woodward more to be honest.

just feck off with him.

wythyred · Oct 6, 2018

Mourinho needs to go.

But this shit show is on the players.. absolutely disgraceful

Catt · Oct 6, 2018

12OunceEpilogue said:
Why expose him to this? Lock the contagion down, sack everyone involved and never speak of this game again.

I like it. A bit like Kris refusing to aknowledge she knew Bruce wanted to be a woman during their marriage.

Andycoleno9 · Oct 6, 2018

DomesticTadpole said:
Jose looks like he wants to kill someone.

I can't blame him. Imagine walking in the room where 11 people arexwaiting for you and laughing how they got you sacked

jymufc20 · Oct 6, 2018

PoTMS said:
Not enough boos

Not enough grim reapers either.

JonDahl · Oct 6, 2018

Rory 7 said:
Losing Rui in the summer must be a huge contribution to all of this.

And what was the excuse for the horrific football last season?

We fluked second place.

duffer · Oct 6, 2018

elmo said:
Apart from Hazard, who else is left in the starting 11 from Jose’s second stint?

Azpilicueta, Pedro and Willian.

Neo_Mufc · Oct 6, 2018

Absolutely disgusting first half performance. I think that's one of the worst I've ever seen.

FireballXL5 · Oct 6, 2018

What can you say about that?

Zexstream · Oct 6, 2018

duffer said:
I'd LOVE to be a fly on the wall for this half time talk.

Jose, "we can draw this!"

acnumber9 · Oct 6, 2018

syrian_scholes said:
You mean the same players who came 2nd last season and reached fa cup final? Trust me, this will all be better when Jose leaves.

Who was manager when that happened? Open your eyes and look at the state of those players.

kouroux · Oct 6, 2018

Collective clusterfeck.
1) Players sabotaging the manager
2) Manager making it easy to be sacked with terrible decisions

KirkDuyt · Oct 6, 2018

Worst half of football by a team Ive ever seen.

buckooo1978 · Oct 6, 2018

Jose running down the tunnel there like he's got a taxi booked and waiting

The United Irishman · Oct 6, 2018

Seriously..this looks like the players are doing it on purpose, there can be no other explanation.

OldSchoolManc · Oct 6, 2018

How can our players be so slow AND panicky?

12OunceEpilogue · Oct 6, 2018

Irrational. said:
Jose is absolutely seething. Looks like he's about to cry, is it bad that I feel sorry for him?

No, he's been hung out to dry by the players and the board. But the players have been hung out to dry by Jose and the board. But the board have been hung out to dry by Jose and the players.

We need a tumble drier at this club.

Drainy · Oct 6, 2018

The darkest timeline.

togg · Oct 6, 2018

I'm kind of just numb to it all now.

Ace of Spades · Oct 6, 2018

Irrational. said:
Jose is absolutely seething. Looks like he's about to cry, is it bad that I feel sorry for him?

Yes, don't feel sorry for the cnut. He will be paid millions for doing a shit job, there are many more unfortunate people in this world that you can genuinely tell sorry for. I generally don't feel sorry if a manger is sacked for doing a bad job, especially at this level with the amount of money involved.

vibe · Oct 6, 2018

Mourinho apologists - I'm listening.

If we lose this match, I'll paypal 100 quid to anyone who gives me a single argument why he shouldn't be sacked effective immediately.

And to anyone about to waste their time typing "there's no one better" - give me this squad and I can do better than 0-2 at Old Trafford at half time vs fecking Newcastle.

Judge Red · Oct 6, 2018

Are you allowed to substitute a manager at half time?

Andersons Dietician · Oct 6, 2018

Expecting Zlatan to either descend perfectly in to the stadium by parachute and turn this around, or emerge 2nd half from the tunnel with Jose on a leash, smoke machine, flares, the whole 9 yards.

Annihilate Now! · Oct 6, 2018

AndyJ1985 said:
What a mess. We're run by morons, we're managed by a bellend who is sabotaging the team, and the players have given up.

Fair summary.

ravi2 · Oct 6, 2018

VeevaVee said:
It’s an insult to us fans that we have watch us struggle to scrape back at least 2 goals against Newcastle. I can’t even be arsed rooting for this lot.

Agreed, I'm tempted to leave at halftime and go do something that is actually fun.

DomesticTadpole · Oct 6, 2018

VeevaVee said:
Never seen Jose run down the tunnel before!

My dad just said he’s going straight through the back door into the car park and off

Judas · Oct 6, 2018

WensleyMU said:
He's going to tear into these absolute clowns.

Or say “45 minutes more of that lads and we won’t have to see each other ever again!”

Rory 7 · Oct 6, 2018

JonDahl said:
And what was the excuse for the horrific football last season?

We fluked second place.

It wasn’t this bad.

VeevaVee · Oct 6, 2018

Charlie Foley said:
Why does Edward Woodward have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise he'd be called E War Woo War

Did you make that up?

Canagel · Oct 6, 2018

This is the worst game since the retirement of SAF. There's absolutely nothing. No defence, no midfield and no attack.

Raven Blade · Oct 6, 2018

Draining for the players and fans. We need a goal to give us confidence out there. It all looks like so pedestrian and predictable in that final third. Barely posing a threat to them.

SER19 · Oct 6, 2018

KirkDuyt said:
First time in the history of United 0-2 after 10 minutes on Old Trafford.

QPR at home 1992. If you’re into meaningless stats.

Esquire · Oct 6, 2018

I wonder how rest of you are feeling.

I’m not angry or riled up. It seems it’s in the script that we were in a struggle against even the likes of New fecking castle.

But witnessing this live. Like someone you love being slowly tortured while you can’t do anything about it. It just hurts.

Bola · Oct 6, 2018

Rado_N said:
I really don't understand the thinking behind putting McTominay into this position, it was a car crash last time, what is he expecting doing it again?

And why bring Mata on in a physical game like this?

Perreira or Sanchez would offer much more

Djemba-Djemba · Oct 6, 2018

MiceOnMeth said:
Why is it everytime Liverpool have a good season we have a shit one?

Payback for us having 20 good seasons in a row whilst they were mostly dogshit probably.

Redplane · Oct 6, 2018

You kinda get the feeling this one truly bothers Mou so I m definitely not on the blame him for everything train.

nikineil · Oct 6, 2018

Rory 7 said:
Losing Rui in the summer must be a huge contribution to all of this.

I think this deserves some merit. Something did not seem right with that either.

Canucantona20 · Oct 6, 2018

we are a mess

Adam-Utd · Oct 6, 2018

Mourinho is absolutely bonkers, fair enough make the sub but why take off a proper defender and put back an inexperienced 20 year old kid who doesn’t know how to defend?

Sure he might like him but he’s throwing the kid under the bus ffs. We look 10x Wobblier now than we did before.

He just can’t see his passed his best mates, Matic and Lukaku all having stinkers but he won’t sub them.

In Rainbows · Oct 6, 2018

Mourinho is the one who is starting Young over Dalot.

C3Pique · Oct 6, 2018

mitchmouse said:
my guess is jose will be sacked on monday when the Stock Exchange opens and maybe that's for the best but honestly the players are a fecking disgrace. they say it's the sign of lunacy doing the same thing over and over and expect a different result but the players keep making the same mistakes over and over.

The stock exchange thing us a myth.

LVG was sacked on a saturday evening.

Cloud7 · Oct 6, 2018

Honestly I feel so bad for Mctominay. I never thought I would say those words, but he’s been absolutely thrown to the dogs by Jose here.

Okay you want to make your point about the defenders, why not send Matic to CB? McT clearly showed last game he isn’t good in that position. Why send him there again to further dent the confidence of a young player?

Kostov · Oct 6, 2018

What the feck we expect from a team that has Ashley fecking Young as a captain, and had Pogba as the previous? Fecking shambolic set of personalities.

Devil81 · Oct 6, 2018

Never usually post during a game but I'm convinced the players are losing him this match on purpose. I've seen so many suspicious passes and touches that have convinced me were looking to set Newcastle up for counter attacks.

Both goals looked like the defenders just allowed them to get shots in.

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