JinnerJamie
Small ginger
and here we go!
FixedMaguire is bad
To be fair, their defensive contribution is only close to zero because the coaching staff allow it to be that way. Rashford/Greenwood are not inherently incapable of running or harrying defenders, they are just not being asked to do it. They are certainly just as capable of doing it as Salah, for example.
Ronaldo is a slightly different case, because he probably doesn't have the legs to play that way any more.
You can bugle off, it was totally a trumpet.
Michael Oliver