League Cup Third Round

Manchester United 3:0 Ipswich Town

Old Trafford

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Wed, 23 September 2015 @ 8:00pm BST
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    somebody please, I have horrible stream, can you send me a river to some stable one? thanks
     
    To think that if LVG had balls anywhere near as big as his actual balls (reportedly), we could have played something like:

    GK
    Valencia Smalling Blind Young
    Herrera Schneiderlin
    Pereira
    Martial Wilson Depay​

    and be ripping them apart with pace and width. Instead we're basically just nursing a lot of out-of-position or out-of-form first teamers without a hint of pace between them.
     
    Holy crap, someone actually just let Valencia onto his right foot. Shame its been that long since he's been able to put in a cross, he's forgotten how to.
     
    Brightonian said:
    To think that if LVG had balls anywhere near as big as his actual balls (reportedly), we could have played something like:

    GK
    Valencia Smalling Blind Young
    Herrera Schneiderlin
    Pereira
    Martial Wilson Depay​

    and be ripping them apart with pace and width. Instead we're basically just nursing a lot of out-of-position or out-of-form first teamers without a hint of pace between them.
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    And we're winning, way to go
     
    Gotta love foreign language streams where you haven't got a clue what they're saying then all of a sudden "tractor boys" gets thrown in :lol:
     
    Brightonian said:
    To think that if LVG had balls anywhere near as big as his actual balls (reportedly), we could have played something like:

    GK
    Valencia Smalling Blind Young
    Herrera Schneiderlin
    Pereira
    Martial Wilson Depay​

    and be ripping them apart with pace and width. Instead we're basically just nursing a lot of out-of-position, out-of-form first teamers without a hint of pace between them.
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    We are about to be in for a gruelling October, it's imperative to get those first teamers into form.

    Everyone is crying about Rooney being dogshite, but how's he going to get any better without game time?
     
    Before I get messaged to oblivion, I will just say that I can't post about any free streams of footy that is live right now on the .net.

    /a1/
     
    Uh oh. Things are heating up now as "IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING" echoes around the stadium. The lights go out. The air is electrifying. The music plays. Our People's Champion is making his way to the pitch.

    But, oh no. OH GOD NO! It's Stone Cold! Good Gawd Almighty. Stone Cold Stunner! Stone Cold Stunner. Ohmygawd! Ohmygawd! Now he's got a chair. What's he's gonna do?! Oh lord have mercy! No! NO! OHMYGAWD! OHMYGAWD! Stone Cold Stunner! With a chair! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! You monster! Ohmygawd.
     
    tell you what second half when this lot are tired, if we bring on Memphis and Martial we'll tear them apart.
     
    Brightonian said:
    To think that if LVG had balls anywhere near as big as his actual balls (reportedly), we could have played something like:

    GK
    Valencia Smalling Blind Young
    Herrera Schneiderlin
    Pereira
    Martial Wilson Depay​

    and be ripping them apart with pace and width. Instead we're basically just nursing a lot of out-of-position or out-of-form first teamers without a hint of pace between them.
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    Not sure if it matters mate. Ipswich are so terrible that we are dominating them completely. Expect a second soon. Pereira getting a lot of chances to impress.
     
    There are some very vocal potty mouths in the crowd today.
     
    Decent shot from Ipswich, 20 yards out on the right. Goes a foot wide.
     
    Mr Pigeon said:
    Uh oh. Things are heating up now as "IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING" echoes around the stadium. The lights go out. The air is electrifying. The music plays. Our People's Champion is making his way to the pitch.

    But, oh no. OH GOD NO! It's Stone Cold! Good Gawd Almighty. Stone Cold Stunner! Stone Cold Stunner. Ohmygawd! Ohmygawd! Now he's got a chair. What's he's gonna do?! Oh lord have mercy! No! NO! OHMYGAWD! OHMYGAWD! Stone Cold Stunner! With a chair! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! You monster! Ohmygawd.
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    :lol:
     
    saivet said:
    Annoying that they don't broadcast all the games, but on paper this fixture is as unattractive as the others.
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    You're missing the point that the cameras are turned on and someone is filming it … it'll be on a highlights show later (which means that English pundits are there too) so the logical thing for Capital One to do would be … legally stream all matches free at this stage :p
     
    MyOnlySolskjaer said:
    So... Who wants to share their opinions of this half.
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    Basically this:
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Man of the Match

Bastian Schweinsteiger image Bastian Schweinsteiger 49% of 843 votes

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Score Predictions

885,13,14
  • Man Utd win
  • Ipswich win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 37% Man Utd 3:0 Ipswich
  • 17% Man Utd 2:0 Ipswich
  • 13% Man Utd 4:0 Ipswich
  • 13% Man Utd 3:1 Ipswich
  • 5% Man Utd 2:1 Ipswich
  • 5% Man Utd 5:0 Ipswich
  • 4% Man Utd 4:1 Ipswich
  • 2% Man Utd 1:0 Ipswich
  • 1% Man Utd 0:0 Ipswich
  • 1% Man Utd 5:1 Ipswich
  • 1% Man Utd 1:2 Ipswich
  • 0% Man Utd 0:1 Ipswich
  • 0% Man Utd 4:2 Ipswich
  • 0% Man Utd 1:1 Ipswich
  • 0% Man Utd 0:2 Ipswich
  • 0% Man Utd 3:2 Ipswich
  • 0% Man Utd 3:3 Ipswich
  • 0% Man Utd 2:2 Ipswich
  • 0% Man Utd 0:5 Ipswich
  • 0% Man Utd 2:3 Ipswich
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Match Stats

  1. Man Utd
  2. Ipswich
Possession
70% 30%
Shots
12 4
Shots on Target
8 0
Corners
3 3
Fouls
11 10

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