Manchester United 1:1 Fulham

JakeC · 2025-03-02T17:22:01+0000

ThinkTank@Cafe said:
Sleepy Andre. Ball speed was about 7 inches/hr

This one isn't on him, almost every goalkeeper would hedge their bets on it going to the other side. Caught off guard

PoTMS · 2025-03-02T17:22:02+0000

Zirkzee and Højlund are so fecking shite. Like, how has it got to this stage that these useless cnuts are our first and second choice strikers.

thisisnottaken1 · 2025-03-02T17:22:03+0000

gaffs said:
All the Mazraoui fan boys need to stop it The guy is bang average.

He’s had the good coached out of him. Happens to everybody we sign.

ivaldo · 2025-03-02T17:22:10+0000

Was it even a corner?

Godfather · 2025-03-02T17:22:14+0000

edgecutter said:
We are shite. Zirkzee, Hoijlund, Eriksen...all putting in stinkers

Eriksen was alright. Hojlund and Zirkzee pure shit though.

mitchmouse · 2025-03-02T17:22:15+0000

have rewound it three times now - so clearly not a corner, and it was obvious live

George Owen · 2025-03-02T17:22:25+0000

Why VAR didn't check for the corner?

Wasn't var gonna be available from round 5?

VivaRonaldo85 · 2025-03-02T17:22:26+0000

Losing two headers in the box from a corner is indefensible. We are still a disorganised mess at set pieces.

And as for the attack on the pitch today…. It’s the worst since I’ve been a United fan and I’m 40 this year.

The Firestarter · 2025-03-02T17:22:35+0000

George Owen said:
Why VAR didn't check for the corner?

Wasn't var gonna be available from round 5?

Check what?

Who's Kissing Cameras? · 2025-03-02T17:22:36+0000

MAC T.R.A said:
Sitting in S127, 20 foot away from Bruno shouting for the ball to be left to go out for a goal kick. No hindsight of a reply, but it looked like it came off Fulham first.

Yep, it was never a corner.

Sandikan · 2025-03-02T17:22:37+0000

BBC not even for a second considering that wasn't even a corner.
Inevitable we conceded from it.

Bassey needs someone to properly put a challenge in on him, every time we face him he just bullies us.

FrankDrebin · 2025-03-02T17:22:38+0000

Solius said:
Both teams pretty meh. Wouldn’t say we deserve to be behind.

Really lacking width and options up top.

We lack width because our options are Dalot and Maz. We can actually have width though, if Ruben changes his tired set up and brings on Garnacho.

ThinkTank@Cafe · 2025-03-02T17:22:44+0000

Can we put Bayern, Ajax and entire Serie A in our transfer black list forever please.

mitchmouse · 2025-03-02T17:22:44+0000

thank you wayne, agreeing with me. no one up in support of rasmus

M Bison · 2025-03-02T17:22:48+0000

Rubbish half yet again.

The gap between defence and midfield is ridiculous.

Do something Ruben, make a change, mix it up, just do something!

peridigm · 2025-03-02T17:22:50+0000

Boring first half. Sleeping on corners per usual.

pascell · 2025-03-02T17:22:50+0000

thisisnottaken1 said:
He’s had the good coached out of him. Happens to everybody we sign.

Bayern fans actually warned us this is what he'd be like, 2 good games then 6/7 average to poor

soapythecat · 2025-03-02T17:22:51+0000

Fulham are poor too, which makes this all the move obviously that the system isn’t helping these players out. Typical Amorim performance so far - what do we expect since he’s arrived.

Offside · 2025-03-02T17:22:52+0000

Shit on a stick again I presume?

justsomebloke · 2025-03-02T17:22:54+0000

What could be more typical.

edgecutter · 2025-03-02T17:22:55+0000

Surely a fat Rooney would offer more up front that Hojlund?

Godfather · 2025-03-02T17:22:57+0000

PSV said:
Zirklund with 2 out of 13 duels won and 7 completed passes between them in the first half. Snooze.

They are shockingly bad. Whoever scouted them needs to look for a job outside of foitball

BorisManUtd · 2025-03-02T17:22:58+0000

Decent half (first part of it) ruined by that late goal. If it was 0-0 I'd fancy our chances for 2nd half but now it'll be different given our bench options.

Wing Attack Plan R · 2025-03-02T17:23:01+0000

gaffs said:
All the Mazraoui fan boys need to stop it The guy is bang average.

Of course he is, but in this gang of donkeys he looks pretty good.

Catt · 2025-03-02T17:23:03+0000

gaffs said:
Calvin Bassey had Hojlund in his pocket the first half. Stronger, faster, better on the ball.

Thb that'd be me against Højlund

NoLogo · 2025-03-02T17:23:07+0000

Huge favorites Fulham in the lead and our best midfielder already on a yellow card this is going to be tough.

Bobski · 2025-03-02T17:23:12+0000

Waz lost some weight from the looks of it, good on him.

redzombie · 2025-03-02T17:23:20+0000

gaffs said:
All the Mazraoui fan boys need to stop it The guy is bang average.

they are all bang average, suck the confidence out the squad and this is what were left with

A-man · 2025-03-02T17:23:20+0000

Maz reallynpoor defending there. Yoro also making a strange move opening up behind him.

George Owen · 2025-03-02T17:23:20+0000

The Firestarter said:
Check what?

It was a corner or not? It seems Bruno didn't touch it last.

Rockets Redglare · 2025-03-02T17:23:25+0000

thisisnottaken1 said:
He’s had the good coached out of him. Happens to everybody we sign.

People keep saying this, but we’ve had about 50 different coaches in the past 5 years so who’s to blame?

Houdini · 2025-03-02T17:23:40+0000

It is painful to see Fulham passing the ball around at Old Trafford like we play at Camp Nou, scoring a shite goal just before the half time while the fans singing "Bruno Fernandes you look like a rat". This is where we are.

justsomebloke · 2025-03-02T17:23:44+0000

FerociousCorgis said:
At this point I'd like to see some new youth players thrown in rather than the smell bullshit. We have seen maz sucks at wingback get a young player to just run his fecking ass off for 60 minutes or something.

No. Just no. We really have to drop that particular delusion.

Gabriel Djemba-Bebe · 2025-03-02T17:23:46+0000

Nogbadthebad said:
Its not the manager.

Our two strikers have no business being on the pitch at this level and between them, couldn;t hit a barn door with a banjo.

We were never this toothless in attack under Ten Hag. Awful system. Too many defensive players and nobody seems to know their role positionally. What we're seeing is slow, disjointed football due to a defensive minded manager.

JPRouve · 2025-03-02T17:23:47+0000

Solius said:
Both teams pretty meh. Wouldn’t say we deserve to be behind.

Really lacking width and options up top.

I never noticed how positive you are. It's sickening.

criticalanalysis · 2025-03-02T17:23:48+0000

This is just-before-sacking type of football we've seen numerous times under Mourinho, Ole, Ralf and ETH. Fecking hell. So grim.

Ludens the Red · 2025-03-02T17:23:48+0000

Zirkzee and Hojlund are probably the worse two forwards to play for United in our modern history. I’d rank them behind the likes of Obertan and Bebe.
The lack of desire the two of them show to win the ball and make themselves available is so damning.

Godfather · 2025-03-02T17:23:54+0000

Can we take Ronaldo back? At 50 that guy would still be better than Zirkzee and Hojlund combined

Von Mistelroum · 2025-03-02T17:23:56+0000

Absolutely nothing happening for us outside of our own half. Rightfully losing to a superior squad of players with far more attacking talent... And they are shit.

Eriksen has been our only slightly creative outlet, actually finding the striker a few times even!

#07 · 2025-03-02T17:24:05+0000

soapythecat said:
Fulham are poor too, which makes this all the move obviously that the system isn’t helping these players out. Typical Amorim performance so far - what do we expect since he’s arrived.

People will deny it but, sadly, you're telling the truth.

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