Manchester United 1:1 Fulham

Wing Attack Plan R · 2025-03-02T17:09:25+0000

Zirkzee must be one of those two-sport athletes, and his preferred sport is something other than football. Maybe it's basketball.

Absolutely incredible we are in the state we are in with Z and RH. Unreal.

kouroux · 2025-03-02T17:09:26+0000

JBG said:
Zirkzee.... wtf is that???

I had no words.

Superunknown · 2025-03-02T17:09:28+0000

38 minutes and feck all has happened.

AaronRedDevil · 2025-03-02T17:09:32+0000

Ace Krampus said:
That bird they just showed has been the highlight of this first half

2nd time they've shown her :lol:

. Cameraman is probably wondering how the fat guy bagged her

Wicked_Badger · 2025-03-02T17:09:33+0000

Big let off there.

mav_9me · 2025-03-02T17:09:34+0000

We play so scared and cowardly when we are level. That just won't work. Once we have to score we move 10 to 15 yards up the pitch and we are better.

Lay · 2025-03-02T17:09:44+0000

This is dire stuff.

DrRodo · 2025-03-02T17:09:48+0000

Thats should had been a goal for fulham

We are ao so poor attacking, is baffling

Desert Eagle · 2025-03-02T17:09:50+0000

Set piece United come on.

jamesjimmybyrondean · 2025-03-02T17:09:52+0000

Partly why I’m worried about signing Osimhen. He’s quite clumsy on the ball like we’re seeing with Hojlund and Zirkzee and this just doesn’t work in premier league

FrankWhite · 2025-03-02T17:09:53+0000

This is our best hope of scoring

mitchmouse · 2025-03-02T17:09:55+0000

Ceteris said:
What game are you watching??

the same one as me - but we don't have an agenda

Woziak · 2025-03-02T17:10:10+0000

ThinkTank@Cafe said:
Zirklund or Hojzirk

Who cares neither will score in the next 10 games?

Shark · 2025-03-02T17:10:19+0000

FrankWhite said:
This is our best hope of scoring

Not sure why we haven't attempted to win more corners.

Scanny · 2025-03-02T17:10:22+0000

Camy89 said:
Hojlund has the strength of a make a wish child

I should not laugh at this but I did.

Pexbo · 2025-03-02T17:10:29+0000

Handball surely?

redzombie · 2025-03-02T17:10:39+0000

week in week out we try the same things over and over and over again

Globule · 2025-03-02T17:10:42+0000

Woziak said:
Hojlund and Zirkzee really are the new chuckle twins but upfront version, Whetes Hojlund’s so called pace?

£100m+ for these two up front is daylight robbery

And Andre ‘Twinkle’ Fingers is at it again?
That’s £150m for these three players all from Serie A wow !

Think of all the strikers we've been lucky to watch at Old Trafford down the years. Now watch these two.

DrRodo · 2025-03-02T17:10:51+0000

Ugarte has been our best player lately

Superunknown · 2025-03-02T17:11:00+0000

Camy89 said:
Hojlund has the strength of a make a wish child

CloneMC16 · 2025-03-02T17:11:05+0000

Glorio said:
The only thing I can think of to rationalise Garnacho's absence from the starting lineup is that he's a joker card for when the Fulham defence inevitably tires.

If Garnacho starts and doesn't make the impact we hope, we have no option to come on and stretch the opposition when they've dropped in energy. Whereas in this instance, we can turn the game on it's head when he comes in.

Personally I feel with Amad out, Garnacho has to start

Garnacho just plays way better off the bench. He rarely plays well when he starts. I understand bringing him off the bench.

laughtersassassin · 2025-03-02T17:11:06+0000

Eh was that not handball?

Woodzy · 2025-03-02T17:11:06+0000

Some really poor football.

SNes · 2025-03-02T17:11:10+0000

Can we just hire a manager who likes attacking football

ThinkTank@Cafe · 2025-03-02T17:11:23+0000

My stream switches between English and Hebrew for some reason

DJ_21 · 2025-03-02T17:11:31+0000

Ugarte is so strong. Good at holding players of

JBG · 2025-03-02T17:11:39+0000

Ugarte is so good

Oscar Bonavena · 2025-03-02T17:11:42+0000

For a small guy, Ugarte is strong as an ox

The Firestarter · 2025-03-02T17:11:51+0000

SNes said:
Can we just hire a manager who likes attacking football

You need attackers for that.

Wing Attack Plan R · 2025-03-02T17:11:53+0000

Desert Eagle said:
Set piece United come on.

Today we are Ring Piece United.

rajds89 · 2025-03-02T17:11:55+0000

SNes said:
Can we just hire a manager who likes attacking football

I’m guessing you never watched any of sporting’s games under him.

didz · 2025-03-02T17:11:57+0000

De Ligt hitting a drilled cross on the overlap after a dummy from Mazraoui. They played together for years at both Bayern and Ajax, but that's still probably the first time that's ever happened.

DrRodo · 2025-03-02T17:12:07+0000

That was zlatanesque by Zz... good

Globule · 2025-03-02T17:12:18+0000

Is there a big divot at the corner flag?

ClassOf'99 · 2025-03-02T17:12:20+0000

Hojlund should be forced to train with Urgarte in the gym and in training

Erics_Collar · 2025-03-02T17:12:28+0000

1 goal in 15 for Zirkzee, 0 goals in 17 for Hojlund. Crikey.

Wicked_Badger · 2025-03-02T17:12:32+0000

Ugarte been our best player so far. Says a lot about the quality of the game...

Pexbo · 2025-03-02T17:12:39+0000

SNes said:
Can we just hire a manager who likes attacking football

We do not have a sqaud that can win matches playing attacking football. How can you not see that? If we played attacking football we’d lose most matches 4-2.

mitchmouse · 2025-03-02T17:12:48+0000

how many times are the twats going to mention maguire's offside goal? they are competing dross award with ITV

JBG · 2025-03-02T17:13:14+0000

Oscar Bonavena said:
For a small guy, Ugarte is strong as an ox

Because he knows how to use his body as well.. in contrast to the chuckle brothers up top.

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